Buzz's Tips for Crossing the Border:
1. Leave the "I (heart) Obama" shirts at home
We'll be wearing our "GAT" shirts that I've had specially made for this trip.
2. Instruct Grumpy to shave real close that morning & remove the turbine.
I've already been giving him certain instructions. I think he's about had it with me
3. Take down the sniper scoped rifle from the back window
We don't own any guns.
4. Big buckets of Canadian fruit are considered a "no-no".
What about Amish cheese?
5. If you're able to, put a NY Yankees bumper sticker in the window
So, I guess you're saying I better remove my "Toronto Blue Jays" sticker?
6. Never laugh at how short the Border Guards are (personal experience).
You got something against short people Mister??
7. Canadian copied sandals with the intent to sell is considered a Federal Offense.
Darn, now what am I going to do with all these crocs????
8. Wolverines are beloved in America but never try to smuggle one across the border.
What about muskrats? We're being over-run with them this summer
9. Canadian food was outlawed by the Bush Administration. Please leave your Beaver Jerky at home.
Hmmm...do ya think I could bribe them with Beaver Tails???
10. 55 Gallon Drums of fertilizer is always frowned upon.
Ah well there won't be any room left for that once JoJo packs all her belongings