Blonde's Year in Review:

[Charade]

Blonde's Year in Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..." Duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
box said "2-4 years"!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm...car swamped, because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911..." Duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

 

[keliblue]

Blonde's Year in Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..." Duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
box said "2-4 years"!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm...car swamped, because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911..." Duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

Just sucked milk UP MY NOSE !!!!

 

[Annette_VA]

 

[Serena]

 

[SplshMtnLvr28]

Lmao!!!

But, I'm sure someone will get offended by this.

 

[Charade]

Lmao!!!

But, I'm sure someone will get offended by this.

The brunettes?

 

[Virgo10]

Thanks for posting that!

 

[EthansMom]

You owe me a new computer screen.

 

[MissMinnie]

Blonde and laughing...............

 

[Charade]

Bumping for the morning blondes.

 

[bananiem]

 

[curlybop]

 

[mommaU4]

Lmao!!!

But, I'm sure someone will get offended by this.

Um yeah, and that would be me.

Why is it everyone feels the need to make fun of blondes? Are they just jealous maybe?? I mean come on, those jokes are just..... ugh. They are just so.....





Well, they are pretty darn funny actually!!! I'm gonna send this on to my aunt who is also blonde and loves these type of jokes. Thanks!!!

 

[Bending Branch]

 

[Cantw8]

blonde and it's funny

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

 

[Mom2Ashli]

Now that was funny.

 

[Laura]

My best friend is a natural blonde. She's a physicist, brilliant, but also a lot like Phoebe on "Friends". She likes blonde jokes, but they grate on her sometimes.

Well, we went to WDW together in 2000, and were watching the movie after the Maelstrom ride in Norway. She was all excited about someday taking a trip there. "It's full of blonde, blue-eyed people! No more blonde jokes!"

 

[The Mayor]

...reminds me of why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory...she kept throwing out all the W's

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I don't see why it's a blonde thing to peel M&M's.