Bizarre church sign

Evil Genius

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I drove past the Pentecostal church this morning and their sign said "Come in and get a mouthful of Jesus" No really that's what it said!! Anyone care to interpret?
 
Evil Genius said:
I drove past the Pentecostal church this morning and their sign said "Come in and get a mouthful of Jesus" No really that's what it said!! Anyone care to interpret?

Communion?
 

Maybe they meant "earful"???
 
Pentecostals speak in tongues, so maybe it was referencing that.
 
OMG! Too funny!!!

:lmao: Guess I have a dirty mind....that really sounds bad!
 
Perhaps they have blessed toothbrushes :teeth:
Or a new chewing gum: 'Wrigley's Jesus Fruit' :p
 
LukenDC said:
Pentecostals speak in tongues, so maybe it was referencing that.

I agree as well that this is a reference to the Pentecostal belief of the "gift of speaking in tongues" which is from the New Testament
 
Oh god..that just sounds so........dirty. :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:

I wonder what a mouthful of Jesus tastes like? :confused3

TOV
 
Evil Genius said:
I drove past the Pentecostal church this morning and their sign said "Come in and get a mouthful of Jesus" No really that's what it said!! Anyone care to interpret?

Communion is seen as the body and blood of Christ. Maybe this is what it means? I don't know how they do communion in the Pentecostal church, but I am Epsicopalian, and that is how we see it. It's hardly a mouthful though! Just a small piece of bread and a sip of wine!
 
TheOtherVillainess said:
I wonder what a mouthful of Jesus tastes like? :confused3

TOV


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L :rotfl: L ! ! ! ! !
 
I guess I could understand that they might be referencing either speaking in tongues (which I didn't know Pentecostals did) or taking communion.

This church puts up interesting signs every once in a while. The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window" :scared1:
 
Evil Genius said:
I guess I could understand that they might be referencing either speaking in tongues (which I didn't know Pentecostals did) or taking communion.

This church puts up interesting signs every once in a while. The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window" :scared1:


That's a riot! :lmao: :lmao:

There is a church that I drive by everyday on my way to work that is similar. . .always has something clever. My personal favorite was during a particularly hot heat wave a year or two ago.

The sign read : Think this is hot? Try Hell.
 
CathrynRose said:
(((dont say anything, dont say anything...youre gonna get banned))))

L :rotfl: L ! ! ! ! !
I'm following this mantra myself. :rotfl2:

The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window"
Why the HECK does Jesus need to be looking in windows? :rotfl:
 
Evil Genius said:
This church puts up interesting signs every once in a while. The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window" :scared1:


That's worse than having a mouthful of Jesus! :lmao:
 
Evil Genius said:
I guess I could understand that they might be referencing either speaking in tongues (which I didn't know Pentecostals did) or taking communion.

This church puts up interesting signs every once in a while. The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window" :scared1:

:faint: :faint:
 
Evil Genius said:
This church puts up interesting signs every once in a while. The one that freaked me out was "Don't be scared, that's Jesus looking in your bedroom window" :scared1:

I really hope Jesus doesn't look like the Burger King guy.
 


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