Better Late than Never...WITH LOTS OF PICS **NEW 04-12 PG 14
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My last installment I swear THE BIG ONE
So when we leave the Polynesian I cry. I cry like a baby. I hate leaving this place. This whole experience was amazing and I wonder today how to recreate that magic we had last year. It seems impossible and probably is. But Ill try we all know in TRUE Polymelonmom form.
Did I mention we left the Poly with 12 snack credits and 16 CS credits? I told you there is no way I am creepin up a size not even for some zebra domes, Mickey Ice Cream bars or all you can eat buffets. Not happenin. HOWEVER if you happen to be at the Poly and want to mail me some of those SWEEET Mickey rice crispy treats we can negotiate your price! LOVE THEM .
Furthermore; I dont know what all the bruhaha is about Captain Cooks it was fine. We had a good breakfast there and the CM there was just as friendly as a person can be. She was basically telling me I was to skinny and needed to get ALL my free food yeah .she forced me to get some of those donuts, fries, pastries, etc. She said Id better not waste my money (it was free). She said I needed it anyway
This always confuses me when people say these things to me. I mean I go to Applebees and order off the Weight Watchers menu and the waitress will say you dont need to order off that first off I am no stick figure second I guess they think I didnt work for what I got. But it feels good to hear it. And I love that wonderful CM at CCs for stuffing tons of sugar, fat and calories down my throat that week.
Free dining does not, to me, mean eat until you are wearing your insides on the outsides it doesnt mean GORGE yourself until you can no longer see your toes it means what you are eating is free and that gives me freedom to do whatever I want. Thats it. Enough said.
We board the plane to Dallas Ft Worth and grab a connecting flight to Des Moines. We fly American. American has tiny planes to and from Des Moines btw. VERY small. I am no engineer but I can say they are well small.
Two seats in each row. Or maybe it was two seats in a row with one seat in the other row??? I dunno. SMALL and bumpy and flying is not my thing, especially in the dark. I hate it, I need meds to regulate me. This is the only time alcohol and prescription meds DO mix
Just kidding .
Anyway we are flying and I sit in the aisle seat, just incase the window happens to break and the suction messes with my golden locks or sucks me out and I fall to the Earth ..thats how I think, ok?
The guy next to me is so incredibly intoxicated its not funny. My daughters are in rows in front of us and dh and I are next to each other.
Look, I am a social person. Ill talk to just about anyone. Really, I will. For some reason people see this in me and decide to tell me everything for one of to reasons:
1. I am blonde, have melons and can party down therefore I may be considered some kind of sleazy skank. (Can we say skank???)
OR
2. I look and act like someone youve known forever, even if weve just met.
I choose number 2 but it is up for discussion.
SOOO my luck in the seat next to me is a very plastered guy with a three week shadow and boy does he reek of sweat, alcohol and some other stuff I think but not sure. I dont go there.
He tells me he is returning from a wedding in Mexico. He tells me how he hired a bunch of prostitutes and got himself a deal. OKOKOK I know you are all thinking WHY did I continue this conversation, right? Well first let me tell you I love to talk, write and Dis. I love it. Ill even tell a high to the hills Iowan about our recent trip to the House of Mouse, and he listens. My kids are wearing headphones right now they have their own DVD players, Game Boys, CD Players, etc..so they are oblivious. In fact, everyone in the family has a DVD player .except me. I dont. So I am left to talk to the drunk. My dh is really into some war movie. He wants no part of the hooker-alcohol-nudist beach story at this point .but doesnt seem to care that I am into it. What am I to do at this point?? I tried to look like I was asleep, but he kept talking. He was going on and on. What happens Down In Mexico Stays in Mexico right Toby Keith?? Apparently not. This guy is pretty much laying it all out there for me.
Have you been to Mexico? he says.
No I say
thinking the conversation is over .
DH takes his headphones off and says
Yeah you have.
Damn.
Have you ever paid for a hooker in Mexico? he asks.
no I say.
This is true only DH loves to have fun and rowdy up the crowd every once in awhile and says
She didnt have to pay.
Seriously. DH thinks he is being super funny..hahahahaha yeah hilarious.
So dh then goes back into his deep mindless love affair with Black hawk Down and leaves me to entertain the lush.
Why me?? Its always me. I seem to attract drunks who smell and like hookers???
Anyway drunk-hooker lover notices that my dh is not paying any attention to me at all. He thinks he is going to take advantage of the situation. He asks my name I tell him my name is Rose. Its NOT.
Blah blah we talk he burps up some beer bubbles and some three-day-old tequila shots (hey vettechick is not the only one to get her boozin on around here )
He is very drunk. Need I say more? He is sitting within touching distance. ICK.
I have no problem talking with anyone drunk or sober. I am cool with it. You can even look at me if you want. I am fine with it.
BUT DO NOT put your drunk and nasty hands on me. Ever.
Not at the Club Ill dance with ya. Well have fun but NO hands on me NONE.
Getting a real good clue why nasty-drunk-freak had to go to a wedding solo..stag..without a date or wife
The freak decided to start rubbing my arms up and down. The he decides to hold my hand and caress it .SERIOUSLY
I am about ready to scream jump without a parachute I have the icky-crawlys all over me right then.
Leave it to me to pick up some looser 1000 miles from home going to DES MOINES IOWA.
Who the hell goes to Des Moines anyway??
32 people on that plane and I get a one-way ticket to an indecent proposal, only he ain't askin, hes just touchin.
OH great.
I get very nervous at this time and my kids are starting to sense something is freaking me out.
Meanwhile DH is enjoying deleted scenes and extras
Then he starts talking to my DAUGHTERS
OH NO..YOU DI-NT .
He asks their names I lie again OF COURSE and the girls look at me but realize they BETTER NOT say anything .at all .
He asks tons of questions and I am leaning waaaay over so he cant touch me without reaaaallly stretching
GROSS.
Of course, everyone on the plane feels HORRIBLE for me and my family I get looks of oh thank god YOU got that seat!!
Or
I wonder if well see her on the evening news later tonight
The attendant is trying to calm the guy down but he wants more BEER!!!!
She says they are out.
He orders scotch.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lean over and tell dh that drunk guy just rubbed me.
OK dh says and does nothing and actually it was probably a smart idea. We are on a plane after all..lets not go there, k??? And we dont need a scene in front of my kids
Dh says hell take care of it when we land.
Drunken dude asks me if I want to join him and have a scotch.
I just ignore him for the rest of the flight
What??? Pictures you say???? Oh sorry I forgot the pics
Lemme tell ya you dont wanna see what I saw that night.
We finally land in Des Moines and who is there at the gate to greet us??
The whole Des Moines police force all out in full body armor.
Gee I am so glad dh kept his mouth shut on that plane right about now.
We have no bail money
We are returning from Disney remember?
No money for a defense attorney either phew!! He escaped that charge
The cops basically ground the guy right in front of my kids.
I tell them
This is why we dont drink a lot of beer kids and we dont go to Mexico without mommy or daddy . See there is a lesson in every corner of life. Take the time to talk to your children about being stupid. It works.
So we are all safely back in Des Moines for a few days we all lived on Pixie Dust and happiness, love, memories and the Polynesian. After about 12 hours I was ready to plan for 2006 so I got on the Dis. Of course.
I ate my weight in Mickey Heads that week.
My students received LOVELY little Mickey soaps and lotions as a souvie.
It is finally over folks, the end. I can now retire my TR to page 40000 on the Dis TR board.
Good.
I gotta get busy for August anyway, so there.
Epilogue coming soon:
The things I learned at Disney
My last installment I swear THE BIG ONE
So when we leave the Polynesian I cry. I cry like a baby. I hate leaving this place. This whole experience was amazing and I wonder today how to recreate that magic we had last year. It seems impossible and probably is. But Ill try we all know in TRUE Polymelonmom form.
Did I mention we left the Poly with 12 snack credits and 16 CS credits? I told you there is no way I am creepin up a size not even for some zebra domes, Mickey Ice Cream bars or all you can eat buffets. Not happenin. HOWEVER if you happen to be at the Poly and want to mail me some of those SWEEET Mickey rice crispy treats we can negotiate your price! LOVE THEM .
Furthermore; I dont know what all the bruhaha is about Captain Cooks it was fine. We had a good breakfast there and the CM there was just as friendly as a person can be. She was basically telling me I was to skinny and needed to get ALL my free food yeah .she forced me to get some of those donuts, fries, pastries, etc. She said Id better not waste my money (it was free). She said I needed it anyway
This always confuses me when people say these things to me. I mean I go to Applebees and order off the Weight Watchers menu and the waitress will say you dont need to order off that first off I am no stick figure second I guess they think I didnt work for what I got. But it feels good to hear it. And I love that wonderful CM at CCs for stuffing tons of sugar, fat and calories down my throat that week.
Free dining does not, to me, mean eat until you are wearing your insides on the outsides it doesnt mean GORGE yourself until you can no longer see your toes it means what you are eating is free and that gives me freedom to do whatever I want. Thats it. Enough said.
We board the plane to Dallas Ft Worth and grab a connecting flight to Des Moines. We fly American. American has tiny planes to and from Des Moines btw. VERY small. I am no engineer but I can say they are well small.
Two seats in each row. Or maybe it was two seats in a row with one seat in the other row??? I dunno. SMALL and bumpy and flying is not my thing, especially in the dark. I hate it, I need meds to regulate me. This is the only time alcohol and prescription meds DO mix
Just kidding .
Anyway we are flying and I sit in the aisle seat, just incase the window happens to break and the suction messes with my golden locks or sucks me out and I fall to the Earth ..thats how I think, ok?
The guy next to me is so incredibly intoxicated its not funny. My daughters are in rows in front of us and dh and I are next to each other.
Look, I am a social person. Ill talk to just about anyone. Really, I will. For some reason people see this in me and decide to tell me everything for one of to reasons:
1. I am blonde, have melons and can party down therefore I may be considered some kind of sleazy skank. (Can we say skank???)
OR
2. I look and act like someone youve known forever, even if weve just met.
I choose number 2 but it is up for discussion.
SOOO my luck in the seat next to me is a very plastered guy with a three week shadow and boy does he reek of sweat, alcohol and some other stuff I think but not sure. I dont go there.
He tells me he is returning from a wedding in Mexico. He tells me how he hired a bunch of prostitutes and got himself a deal. OKOKOK I know you are all thinking WHY did I continue this conversation, right? Well first let me tell you I love to talk, write and Dis. I love it. Ill even tell a high to the hills Iowan about our recent trip to the House of Mouse, and he listens. My kids are wearing headphones right now they have their own DVD players, Game Boys, CD Players, etc..so they are oblivious. In fact, everyone in the family has a DVD player .except me. I dont. So I am left to talk to the drunk. My dh is really into some war movie. He wants no part of the hooker-alcohol-nudist beach story at this point .but doesnt seem to care that I am into it. What am I to do at this point?? I tried to look like I was asleep, but he kept talking. He was going on and on. What happens Down In Mexico Stays in Mexico right Toby Keith?? Apparently not. This guy is pretty much laying it all out there for me.
Have you been to Mexico? he says.
No I say
thinking the conversation is over .
DH takes his headphones off and says
Yeah you have.
Damn.
Have you ever paid for a hooker in Mexico? he asks.
no I say.
This is true only DH loves to have fun and rowdy up the crowd every once in awhile and says
She didnt have to pay.
Seriously. DH thinks he is being super funny..hahahahaha yeah hilarious.
So dh then goes back into his deep mindless love affair with Black hawk Down and leaves me to entertain the lush.
Why me?? Its always me. I seem to attract drunks who smell and like hookers???
Anyway drunk-hooker lover notices that my dh is not paying any attention to me at all. He thinks he is going to take advantage of the situation. He asks my name I tell him my name is Rose. Its NOT.
Blah blah we talk he burps up some beer bubbles and some three-day-old tequila shots (hey vettechick is not the only one to get her boozin on around here )
He is very drunk. Need I say more? He is sitting within touching distance. ICK.
I have no problem talking with anyone drunk or sober. I am cool with it. You can even look at me if you want. I am fine with it.
BUT DO NOT put your drunk and nasty hands on me. Ever.
Not at the Club Ill dance with ya. Well have fun but NO hands on me NONE.
Getting a real good clue why nasty-drunk-freak had to go to a wedding solo..stag..without a date or wife
The freak decided to start rubbing my arms up and down. The he decides to hold my hand and caress it .SERIOUSLY
I am about ready to scream jump without a parachute I have the icky-crawlys all over me right then.
Leave it to me to pick up some looser 1000 miles from home going to DES MOINES IOWA.
Who the hell goes to Des Moines anyway??
32 people on that plane and I get a one-way ticket to an indecent proposal, only he ain't askin, hes just touchin.
OH great.
I get very nervous at this time and my kids are starting to sense something is freaking me out.
Meanwhile DH is enjoying deleted scenes and extras
Then he starts talking to my DAUGHTERS
OH NO..YOU DI-NT .
He asks their names I lie again OF COURSE and the girls look at me but realize they BETTER NOT say anything .at all .
He asks tons of questions and I am leaning waaaay over so he cant touch me without reaaaallly stretching
GROSS.
Of course, everyone on the plane feels HORRIBLE for me and my family I get looks of oh thank god YOU got that seat!!
Or
I wonder if well see her on the evening news later tonight
The attendant is trying to calm the guy down but he wants more BEER!!!!
She says they are out.
He orders scotch.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lean over and tell dh that drunk guy just rubbed me.
OK dh says and does nothing and actually it was probably a smart idea. We are on a plane after all..lets not go there, k??? And we dont need a scene in front of my kids
Dh says hell take care of it when we land.
Drunken dude asks me if I want to join him and have a scotch.
I just ignore him for the rest of the flight
What??? Pictures you say???? Oh sorry I forgot the pics
Lemme tell ya you dont wanna see what I saw that night.
We finally land in Des Moines and who is there at the gate to greet us??
The whole Des Moines police force all out in full body armor.
Gee I am so glad dh kept his mouth shut on that plane right about now.
We have no bail money
We are returning from Disney remember?
No money for a defense attorney either phew!! He escaped that charge
The cops basically ground the guy right in front of my kids.
I tell them
This is why we dont drink a lot of beer kids and we dont go to Mexico without mommy or daddy . See there is a lesson in every corner of life. Take the time to talk to your children about being stupid. It works.
So we are all safely back in Des Moines for a few days we all lived on Pixie Dust and happiness, love, memories and the Polynesian. After about 12 hours I was ready to plan for 2006 so I got on the Dis. Of course.
I ate my weight in Mickey Heads that week.
My students received LOVELY little Mickey soaps and lotions as a souvie.
It is finally over folks, the end. I can now retire my TR to page 40000 on the Dis TR board.
Good.
I gotta get busy for August anyway, so there.
Epilogue coming soon:
The things I learned at Disney
LaLa
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Yeah, I'm still up and was glad to see you posted your next to last installment. *Sigh* At least I have one more to look forward to. What am I gonna do when your t/r is over? Maelstrom anyone?
I can sooooo see this guy and it's hilarious. Hilarious, I say. You're not the only one with luck like that, but we won't go there. It was a long time ago and involved a drunk ole coot in a bar called Scallywags. And that's all I'm gonna say about that. So I feel your pain, Girl.
Lookin forward to the next one. I know it'll be great. Oh, and ya best include some pics, Woman.
I can sooooo see this guy and it's hilarious. Hilarious, I say. You're not the only one with luck like that, but we won't go there. It was a long time ago and involved a drunk ole coot in a bar called Scallywags. And that's all I'm gonna say about that. So I feel your pain, Girl.
Lookin forward to the next one. I know it'll be great. Oh, and ya best include some pics, Woman.
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I have to go wash now after reading about creepy dee, nasty drunk guy. ew.
It's over? I'm so glad you're going back soon. And soooo glad that you're going to lay an epilogue-y thing on us. So that wasn't really the last, right?
It's over? I'm so glad you're going back soon. And soooo glad that you're going to lay an epilogue-y thing on us. So that wasn't really the last, right?
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Hi there Rose 
eeeewwwww! gross and yuck! So he smelled of beer
,
sweat and "some other stuff"....I threw up a little in my mouth just now.
All I can say is, TG that 3 day old tequila didn't come up
, cause ya know who it would have landed on....
I'm glad you are still writing, it's highly entertaining !!
eeeewwwww! gross and yuck! So he smelled of beer
All I can say is, TG that 3 day old tequila didn't come up
I'm glad you are still writing, it's highly entertaining !!
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MOMOFMNM said:
Hey - believe it or not this happened to me too. Well, it was in a bar, not a plane, but still. I was at a farewell party in an Irish bar for my DH who left his job about 3 months ago (for a much better - more disney money for me - or is that for disney??) Anyway, I am at the bar, with his 2 sisters and 4 other women, drinking a glass of wine when this dodo comes up and asks me if I like wine. Please! He would not go away. And the other ladies just left me there, flapping in the wind. He then asked me if I'd seen any good movies lately. You are kidding right. I said, yeh, I just went last week - WITH MY THREE KIDS. Nothing would get through to this guy. I finally called my DH over - it went like this - hey honey, honey, I need some money. I kid you not, DH walks over to me, hands me some money, AND THEN WALKS AWAY AGAIN. Do husbands not get lessons in the help, this guy is a stalker and I need your help code speak??
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Okay - you promised, and delivered. Can I just say ewwwwwwww! 
This is why I'm glad we're close enough to drive. That way the only sweaty drunk rubbing my arm and hand guy I have to deal with is my hubby - I can handle him, even without melons! (I only have melons during pregnancy and while in the feeding stage - and they don't belong to him then, although he does like the scenery . . .)
This is why I'm glad we're close enough to drive. That way the only sweaty drunk rubbing my arm and hand guy I have to deal with is my hubby - I can handle him, even without melons! (I only have melons during pregnancy and while in the feeding stage - and they don't belong to him then, although he does like the scenery . . .)
'GeorgiaAristocat said:Okay - you promised, and delivered. Can I just say ewwwwwwww!
This is why I'm glad we're close enough to drive. That way the only sweaty drunk rubbing my arm and hand guy I have to deal with is my hubby - I can handle him, even without melons! (I only have melons during pregnancy and while in the feeding stage - and they don't belong to him then, although he does like the scenery . . .)
whoa girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I am rubbing off on some of ya'll....melons and all!!!
wowza!!!!
Georgia: I knew I liked you!!!
SHER: for a mom of older girls I must say I am not shocked at all that some drunk guy tried to hit on you!!! You got it!!!
LYMI~~
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...ok, you...& your sweet melons..i'm sad,very sad that this most "exceeee
[as in weeee]-llent report is coming to an end. as in, hopefully there's more.
ok, i just want to sneak this in...hopefully no one lokking. i thought i had
responded before but dwats if i could find it...must be early alzhimers??
first thing first,,,,happy happy belated birthday...slow!slow! however, i've
heard there are beenfits to being the slowest-ok,just from my wife...contary
to many popular opinions, i've been & always will be very loyal. thru thick &
her demanding mother...she has stick with me so this is her reward. she is
the sweetest person...ok,ok..no doubt that firm, juicy melons "draws" men
like steel to a magnet.....[drooling reflex/dwats!]..well it 's supposed to be
that away....because men don'y live on bread alone! truth is/was...her acts
of kindness "caught" my attentions!!!! i can remember our first date just like
it was today...in all the little details. kindness is a very attractive feature
though no decent guy will ever admitt it. "for sake of an image".
ok? this is my conclusion....you missy, mel'o girl, pony "tails", nsa princess,
sheridac-tile, and grammy..all together = the next golden girls! can't wait
for the series. you guys need to shoot on location, wdw!
your family..is exactly that..a family! takin care of one another...how much
you git out of life...& you missy,reminded me of my mother.[i'm not refering
to age]....you deserve more praises than i ever could conjure up. and that's
just one refernce to... the melons. you're wrong teach....sorry to say but
melons too me are the breakfast of champions. however, here's a secret
that i was saving for my tr...peanut butter! it's high protein [he,he,he you
thought i was going to say soemthing else that went with "high"-didn't you!]
and it goes with....[melons! quit reading my thoughts!]...crackers,bread,
muffins, bagels even bananas.
oops, i forgot Debby-in Ireland....what a team you guys would be!!! golly
wow..all of Ireland would change from green to blushing. wasn't
her pony guy the giddy-iest?
aunt o'hana..i cn't believe she is the same person [my wife says 2002]
when we were there..she flirted like a
banshee..[he tall , dark]
with my oldest son while stuffing his face..also..a 'while" ago, i had
a very good friend from Hawaii & his grandmother made me
a pucua [sp] shell necklace. she asked all about it ... as they're very
rare today..use to be the in thing early /mid 70's.
just from what i've been reading,,that Buzzton/ing fella sounded like we
could be friends..except how'bout those gators..#1!! p.s. don't tell him
i had a friend [kelly shy] that played for the tide...
before even reading i could tell what was going on with your girls in the
broom pics...dominate all over the boys...petty the poor future... my
goodness, in our old 50's home 8mm movies i had a toy broom....
let's see..."melon girl" wasn't that a big hit by bennie & the jets? for
the "goodness" sake ..elton john ![john boy's baby brother], how do
these things keep popping up. sorta like acne,huh? but if anyone
deserved a castle view, you guys did! neat pics, again!
and what a drama over a pair of ordinary shoes? oh,boy! you really do
know how to "work" it! and what special souvineers to go with the
memories. you think if i could git a couple of melons on display
would "produced" similar prize???dwats i feel so left out!
ha!! your husband ain't foolin me ,,helping that hottie with her stroller.
betcha he was whispering a few sweet nuthin?? dwats,double dwats..all i
got to help were some younger guys..there were no grammy's around
us with strollers. what a lucky guy!
oh, so we suppose to write our stories in a chapter format? the things i'm
learning....
anyways..i can't tell how much i enjoyed your tripppin reports. [i couldn't
stop]. thank you for sharing your wonderful family ties....your girls are
just darlings as they are beautiful...i'm sure your husband is proud to
show them off..and grateful they're took after their mother [ the same
for me too]. hoping your next trip- keeps all your shoes together. and
there isn't anymore overexposed and/or intoxicated jerks crossing
your paths. though i'm have no doubt you'll take care of 'em!
[as in weeee]-llent report is coming to an end. as in, hopefully there's more.
ok, i just want to sneak this in...hopefully no one lokking. i thought i had
responded before but dwats if i could find it...must be early alzhimers??
first thing first,,,,happy happy belated birthday...slow!slow! however, i've
heard there are beenfits to being the slowest-ok,just from my wife...contary
to many popular opinions, i've been & always will be very loyal. thru thick &
her demanding mother...she has stick with me so this is her reward. she is
the sweetest person...ok,ok..no doubt that firm, juicy melons "draws" men
like steel to a magnet.....[drooling reflex/dwats!]..well it 's supposed to be
that away....because men don'y live on bread alone! truth is/was...her acts
of kindness "caught" my attentions!!!! i can remember our first date just like
it was today...in all the little details. kindness is a very attractive feature
though no decent guy will ever admitt it. "for sake of an image".
ok? this is my conclusion....you missy, mel'o girl, pony "tails", nsa princess,
sheridac-tile, and grammy..all together = the next golden girls! can't wait
for the series. you guys need to shoot on location, wdw!
your family..is exactly that..a family! takin care of one another...how much
you git out of life...& you missy,reminded me of my mother.[i'm not refering
to age]....you deserve more praises than i ever could conjure up. and that's
just one refernce to... the melons. you're wrong teach....sorry to say but
melons too me are the breakfast of champions. however, here's a secret
that i was saving for my tr...peanut butter! it's high protein [he,he,he you
thought i was going to say soemthing else that went with "high"-didn't you!]
and it goes with....[melons! quit reading my thoughts!]...crackers,bread,
muffins, bagels even bananas.
oops, i forgot Debby-in Ireland....what a team you guys would be!!! golly
wow..all of Ireland would change from green to blushing. wasn't
her pony guy the giddy-iest?
aunt o'hana..i cn't believe she is the same person [my wife says 2002]
when we were there..she flirted like a
banshee..[he tall , dark]with my oldest son while stuffing his face..also..a 'while" ago, i had
a very good friend from Hawaii & his grandmother made me
a pucua [sp] shell necklace. she asked all about it ... as they're very
rare today..use to be the in thing early /mid 70's.
just from what i've been reading,,that Buzzton/ing fella sounded like we
could be friends..except how'bout those gators..#1!! p.s. don't tell him
i had a friend [kelly shy] that played for the tide...
before even reading i could tell what was going on with your girls in the
broom pics...dominate all over the boys...petty the poor future... my
goodness, in our old 50's home 8mm movies i had a toy broom....
let's see..."melon girl" wasn't that a big hit by bennie & the jets? for
the "goodness" sake ..elton john ![john boy's baby brother], how do
these things keep popping up. sorta like acne,huh? but if anyone
deserved a castle view, you guys did! neat pics, again!
and what a drama over a pair of ordinary shoes? oh,boy! you really do
know how to "work" it! and what special souvineers to go with the
memories. you think if i could git a couple of melons on display
would "produced" similar prize???dwats i feel so left out!
ha!! your husband ain't foolin me ,,helping that hottie with her stroller.
betcha he was whispering a few sweet nuthin?? dwats,double dwats..all i
got to help were some younger guys..there were no grammy's around
us with strollers. what a lucky guy!
oh, so we suppose to write our stories in a chapter format? the things i'm
learning....
anyways..i can't tell how much i enjoyed your tripppin reports. [i couldn't
stop]. thank you for sharing your wonderful family ties....your girls are
just darlings as they are beautiful...i'm sure your husband is proud to
show them off..and grateful they're took after their mother [ the same
for me too]. hoping your next trip- keeps all your shoes together. and
there isn't anymore overexposed and/or intoxicated jerks crossing
your paths. though i'm have no doubt you'll take care of 'em!
wow....
lil grumpy....
are you trying to squeeze the melons or what???
Your post has me reeling...I don't even know where to start...
I thank you...I think...
omg ME on the Golden Girls at 29...I think I've heard it all now...thanks
I think I'll go throw up in my mouth...just a little
thanks for reading..better yet...responding cause now I've heard it all...
LYMI lilgrumpy.
This is a sick game we're playin'...I think...but I'm good with it...
as long as I don't end up on a plane next to you!!!
lil grumpy....
are you trying to squeeze the melons or what???
Your post has me reeling...I don't even know where to start...
I thank you...I think...
omg ME on the Golden Girls at 29...I think I've heard it all now...thanks
I think I'll go throw up in my mouth...just a little
thanks for reading..better yet...responding cause now I've heard it all...
LYMI lilgrumpy.
This is a sick game we're playin'...I think...but I'm good with it...
as long as I don't end up on a plane next to you!!!
jw50
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sheridac said:
Sheri, we have enough trouble understanding what women are saying when you aren't using code speak, why would you expect us to understand code speak
Especially after a few drinks
While not condoning the actions of the drunks I can understand why they would hit on you and Jen (PMM). In the words of a certain preacher's son both of you are definitely hotties
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Wow.
MOMTOMNM....I JUST NOW found this trip report!!
And, it was like a good book.....I couldn't stop reading. Here I am at work, and I have done nothing but read through this whole trip report!!
And about halfway through, I realized our paths - so-to-speak - begin to parallel .
Last June, me, DW, DS(10), DS(7), and DD(3) stayed at the Poly. What a wonderful stay. Stayed in a great room in the Tahiti longhouse.
Anyway .fast forward a few months. We decide to start planning our 2006 return. I say do we want to stay at the Poly again? The answer ..no. Seems my DW wants to try something new. WHAT??!!??
So, I being the most wonderful husband this side of Tom Cruise let her decide. She decides she wants to try Port Orleans Riverside.
So ..long story short ..we have ressies for POR. And after exhaustive research, I have concluded that it will be a magical stay no matter where we rest our weary heads.
Anyway just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading about you and your family (and the melons).
Carry on and I look forward to more .
MOMTOMNM....I JUST NOW found this trip report!!
And, it was like a good book.....I couldn't stop reading. Here I am at work, and I have done nothing but read through this whole trip report!!
And about halfway through, I realized our paths - so-to-speak - begin to parallel .
Last June, me, DW, DS(10), DS(7), and DD(3) stayed at the Poly. What a wonderful stay. Stayed in a great room in the Tahiti longhouse.
Anyway .fast forward a few months. We decide to start planning our 2006 return. I say do we want to stay at the Poly again? The answer ..no. Seems my DW wants to try something new. WHAT??!!??
So, I being the most wonderful husband this side of Tom Cruise let her decide. She decides she wants to try Port Orleans Riverside.
So ..long story short ..we have ressies for POR. And after exhaustive research, I have concluded that it will be a magical stay no matter where we rest our weary heads.
Anyway just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading about you and your family (and the melons).
Carry on and I look forward to more .
pozey said:Wow.
MOMTOMNM....I JUST NOW found this trip report!!
And, it was like a good book.....I couldn't stop reading. Here I am at work, and I have done nothing but read through this whole trip report!!
And about halfway through, I realized our paths - so-to-speak - begin to parallel .
Last June, me, DW, DS(10), DS(7), and DD(3) stayed at the Poly. What a wonderful stay. Stayed in a great room in the Tahiti longhouse.
Anyway .fast forward a few months. We decide to start planning our 2006 return. I say do we want to stay at the Poly again? The answer ..no. Seems my DW wants to try something new. WHAT??!!??
So, I being the most wonderful husband this side of Tom Cruise let her decide. She decides she wants to try Port Orleans Riverside.
So ..long story short ..we have ressies for POR. And after exhaustive research, I have concluded that it will be a magical stay no matter where we rest our weary heads.
Anyway just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading about you and your family (and the melons).
Carry on and I look forward to more .
my family is mad too but I don't care. They wanted POR but I don't care...don't care at all!! You are nicer than I am...I am selfish and in love with everything that is Polynesian...everything. They can either stay home or enjoy the beach, monorail access, and volcano pool...
yeah good mother right?
dh even suggested CR or GF but I shot it down...
Don't mess with my vacations people.
Did I mention I have a thing for the Poly????
HOW ON EARTH can polymelonmom be at POR riverside anyway???
it doesn't work...
the Poly is the butter to my bread.
anyway thank you much for reading my trip report! I am happy you joined me on this messed up journey we call a family vacation!! I can get wordy sometimes I know...but I hope its all in good fun!!
I am sure your family is going to have a great time!! Count yourself lucky that you have a "reasonable" wife....
my husband wishes he did!!!
when are you going in 2006 anyway????
man I am a sucker for a man with good...no...great taste!!
preachers son eh??
not swayed by the melons eh??
we'll see....
ya'll just wait til August!!
ohhh the pics will tell the story now that I am an experienced TR writer!!!
pozey
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MOMOFMNM said:
We leave in exactly 29 days. May 17th.
I understand your obsession with the Polynesian. I too found it intoxicating.
I still receive e-mails from tikiman (Steve) to keep feeding my addiction. Someday.......someday......we will return......but for this coming trip......breakfast at Kona Cafe will have to do....
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MOMOFMNM said:
***Shock*** Am I reading this right? Are you going back to the Poly after all???!! Oh you bad bad wife you.
I knew you'd find a way to get back there!! I'm so happy for you. Has he filed for divorce yet? 
Good husband, good good good husband 
LaLa said:Betcha wanna take this back now, huh?
OH CRAP!!
Leave it to you to rub it in my face heather....errrr lala...ya make me wanna...
oh wait soorrryyy.....
deb in ireland: YOU certainly did read right!!
dangit I drive a hard bargain...we started out at SOG...that was too close to the Poly to even imagine...seriously...WALK over there?? uh...no.
Then POR....sure it is gorgeous...wonderful blahblah but honestly lala's scary story of waiting for a bus with thousands did me in...ICK.
PLUS with an avatar like mine, could I go anywhere else???
NO
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MOMOFMNM said:Horsegirl...keep it up with the Firm!! It is amazing!!! Sheds inches fast without a knife but just as painful....
http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/momofmnm77/slideshow?.dir=/230d&.src=ph
I hope that link worked!! I always liked before and afters...it helped a lot with keeping my moral up!!! I have earlier installments on the board just scroll down the trip report board and look for my screename and thank you for reading!!!
disclaimer:
nothing extremely "romantic" happened while riding in the ball...no children were exposed to anything sexual or crude while riding the ball...
they were backwards for the most part...and in front of us!!!
I am loving your trip report! BTW, I am on WW and the just ordered the Transfirmer from the Firm. I hope I get as good of results as you! Congrats on losing all that weight! You look awesome!
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