Better Late than Never...WITH LOTS OF PICS **NEW 04-12 PG 14

[PolyAddict]

just to clarify:

if you are responding to me with

WDW POLYNESIAN 2006 TRIP....in your signature...don't bother. I am a very jealous and bitter woman...who loathes the fact that someone else may be enjoying Fiji without me...

way to rub salt in the wound my friends....

MOMOFMNM

I considered this would be a problem, but I thought you would notice that I too went from Poly to Por 18 months later. I was thinking you would give me a LITTLE leeway (sp?) Come on it will be 3 years by the time I get back to the Poly. Can't a girl gloat?

 

[Nancyg56]

Staying with the whole Poly theme:
I must say, I am a bit upset lately. Did anyone see Tikiman’s post about his website and the Poly?
Geeze I love that website.

I hear ya Honey. I am in mourning about something that has not even happened yet. My family thinks I have gone over the DIS bend.....






Look for it soon people: my new Poly website.
Only I will showcase melons…and it will be called Polymelon Mom’s Guide to Paradise.

Google it.





BACK to Ohana for the third time:



It was about this time that Aunt Ohana came dancing around the room announcing to all that she would be leading a little song and dance around the restaurant…what do ya think my girls were doing right now??Who needs Fairy Godmothers…go to Ohana…

This was one of my little Princess, AKA DGD favorite meals. She is only 4, so I was the one tossed to the wolves to keep an eye on her while the vultures in my family cleaned out all of the good stuff. SUre one bite of salad and a lonely chicken wing was enough to keep me happy.....We're going back in January, but I am gonna send my DD, she doesn't know wha thappens top the food because she and SIL took that night to go out alone.....too bad for her





Then Ohana lady tells the kids they are having Coconut Races!!! ‘Grab a broom” she says.

UHHH..there are about 20 brooms and about 40 kids. Guess what happens next?

Sheer pandemonium ensues and only the wicked and fierce come out alive, with brooms.

My youngest two would have been toast had it not been for the quick wit of my oldest.

Nana's bullying other people's small children is frowned upon at Ohana

Even at 9 the girl is shameless…she knows how to bat those eyelashes and flash that gorgeous smile…all while flipping her long, golden blonde hair…


So we have all now learned the lesson of female persuasion over the male species. The younger the female learns it and uses it, the less work she has to do in the future.

Do I advocate beauty over brains?? Not at all...I think it is very smart to use what you got...a smile can get you a lot of places and that is what I am getting at here...
Needless to say, she gets brooms and he doesn’t.

You have done your job...




The food here was spectacular. We loved it all. I don’t know why everyone was so hostile about the banana bread pudding when they changed it. I think it was the best part of the meal. We can all eat pineapple and white rice at home…but that dessert and those new potatoes were fabulous IMO and something different.

Loved the pudding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We asked for moe even before the waiter left the table. Here I am not fooling around, I am not getting the last smudge on the bottom of the bowl


DH loved the meal too, only he has a weird food problem too. He HATES waste. He was just awe of how much food is wasted at Disney.
“What meaningless waste”
“the cost”
“You could feed a family of 5 in Africa for a month with that one stick of sausage….and you are going to let it go in the trash” type comments.

He is soooo reasonable.......

I think he is related to my DH. He was quizzing the wait staff to find out what happens to the food. I said "Just eat." Oh no, he needs to discuss the "problem"

And not very fun at a buffet…but this mamma likes to get her buffet on…so sometimes we have words like:

“Are you purposely not going back for 4th’s just to offend me?? Are you saying I’m fat?? What is wrong with you…what do you mean FULL???? The place is open til 10 and there’s still some rolls on the line”

This is where I tell him he can work on the fixing the food waste problem. I tell him to be a part of the solution. I was doing my part.


He has this thing with money, food, time, credit, waste, saving for college…yadayada…

This is why I tell him how boring the Dis Board is…I don’t want him getting any of those “two rooms at a value” ideas….what a crock.
I will never let him near Zzubb. Right now I have him convinced that there are NO value rooms at DIsney, and that a GV room at the Poly is a sacrifice that I am willing to make because I want to save him a ton of money.


I am going nowhere without those I love.

You got me here. I cannot imagine this TR without your family. I am having so much fun because you keep giving me the opportunity to relive our vacation, and the visions are priceless.

I have family in Orlando, and we invited an extended family member to join us. They suggested that we go nightclubbing, etc. I said DH would never do that while we had our DS and his DW both of whom avoid bars. They said leave them to babysit. ARE YOU NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 years the guy says no to taking a vacation....I cry for almost a year because DS lives in FL, DIL calls every day so that I feel like she is next door.......and you want me to sing in Jellyrolls while they lounge in the pool or scarf up Zebra Domes without me????????? No we leave no one behind in this family.

I am waiting for more, please...

ETA: I am not getting this clip and comment thing. I am going to spend more time on the DIS practicing.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Nancy,

yes please practice your quoting!!

Don't get me wrong here...I do love a good "night out" or Polymelonmom's Gone Wild video shoot every now and then. I realize I am a mother of three but like I said before...I am not dead...and since my "hard times" before I have found a new love of self and that includes getting crazy sometimes...not often...

My friends and I love to go to MsKitty's...a country/dance/cyber bar and grove all night...

BUT

I have to agree with you on the "get a babysitter while at WDW" thing...

I am not missing a second of our family vacation and the priceless looks on my kids faces as they get to explore something new and exciting in the World.

Dh is self employeed and works a lot...he is gone most evenings and we spend little time together during the week. I know to others we seem distant and selfish but on our weekends or vacations we just like to hang with each other and have fun. We don't really need a whole posse...we have three kids!! The days of weekends without friends, boyfriends (shutter) and all that "teen stuff" are headed our way, so we will be selfish with our girls now while they are little...and still think we are cool..and fun...and good looking...and not embarassing...

nancy your also a smart lady!!! I don't know why I even let on that there were "other" places to stay at Disney...I burried my dreams in the sand right then and there...
hopefully with age comes wisdom and I learn from this mistake....

I have the Vegas thing down already...DH insists we stay at Bally's when we go which is fine, only last time they gave us a non remodeled room and I flipped my lid when I opened the door to dark brown, orange and green decor! ICK...
so I said NEVER will I stay there again...I basically threw a "spoiled wife" fit and from now on we go to the Bellagio or Paris...because where I stay IS important to me...

unlike my wealthy brother...he is 24 and makes 10 times what I do and goes to the 4 Queens for a vacation !!!

His poor fiance...I hope she doesn't think marriage will change him...and she will be sitting in the lap of luxury!!

you get the point!!

thanks everyone for your coments...I am working on my last part!

Kinda sad...but I already have a title for my August trip!

I am compulsive like that I guess

 

[Nancyg56]

Pmm,
My DH is a hard worker also. We have a little farm and he has been ther for the past two weeks after work and on the weekend. He never deprives us of anything and is happy that I am home with my DGD now. Now he has his quirks, and I choose to be amused by them, and he puts up with the very minor issues that I may have, but we really enjoy our time together.

I love to have an evening with the girls, and have vacationed with the kids and family when he could not join us, but I cannot imagine treating him or any one of my beloved children and their spouses as an incidental to be left behind. Rant over.

I finally have an ace in the hole to get him to take a vacation...our DGD. He cannot deny her anything, and she wants him to go to DIsney with her....so he is going. He was whining a bit about how much money it cost, and she dragged him into her room, hauled out her pocketbooks (yes, she has about 12) and started doling out her money. Told him that he always gives her money, and shares with her, so she is going to give him some of hers so he can come with us. My big, burly softee had tears in his eyes, and says no more teasing on that. That was when he said since the girls wanted the Poly to book it.

ANyway, looking forward to the next chapter, as I need my "fix"

Nancy

 

[Disnut25]

Dear MOMOFFMNM,

I want to say thanks for sharing your melons errrr… I mean your TR. It sounds like you have a wonderful family and have created memories that will last a life time. BTW, happy belated B’day and don’t fret none about being 29. I’m on the other side of 40 and have only the distant memory of 29 so enjoy while you are still firm, I mean young. As far as the Poly vs. POR, I stayed at POFQ which shares the grounds with POR, you will love it and will come to call it home just like you did with the Poly. After all, as you know variety is the spice of life. Anyway, anxiously awaiting your last installment (those dogs suck) and looking forward to your August adventure. Maybe we will see you there as the lure of free dinning looms large.

------------------
CZ

 

[MOMOFMNM]

awww Nancy!!

What a great story...that is what I love to hear....a young woman using her charm to her advantage!!! Good Girl!!!

After all, as you know variety is the spice of life.

You don't know how right you are...


I know I can not believe my TR is almost over
I have 4 months to prepare for the next saga...
I know for sure it will include something about melons...and Pina Coladas

thanks for reading!!

 

[LaLa]

Hey Polymelonmom!

Loved, loved, loved the latest installment.

Girl, you had me rolling on the floor. I loved all the pictures too. Very good stuff. I know how you feel with the not wanting to leave your peeps behind on vacation. Through work, I have had the option to go to Vegas a few times
with the girls in the office, but I just don't want to leave my man and kids. Isn't that funny? There's only one other Mama in the office that thinks the way I do about it and coincidentally, she's DHFW in the T/R.

I really enjoyed your take on Ohana. So that's what we were missing, huh? Well guess what? I will have Ohana Envy no more. I booked my ADR Baby! Aaaahhhhh yeah. I only had to do it five months out to get in. Isn't that pathetic?

Can't wait for the coup de gras, the grand finale. I know it'll be great. Your girls are adorable, BTW.

LY/MI

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Here we are everyone…
Our last half-day at WDW.

It is a sad one. Too sad to tell or to muffle with raunchy humor…but I’ll do my best.
I don’t even feel like bringing out the melons on this one…but how can I let you all down like that?

I won’t…I couldn’t. It ain’t right.

do you want to see a stupid picture? Here is the worlds most useless picture:

GEESH

Exactly who did I think I was???

Deb Willis perhaps?? Good Grief. At least I could have taken a picture of Mr. Harry Crack at some point....

if I ever did have my own website no one could go there for any real info...all they'd see is a bunch of pictures of......

THE VERY EDITED VERSION BTW...



well anyway...

Oh BTW...DO NOT FEED THESE ANIMALS:

it says that right on the napkins there at the Poly...I read it myself after 4 days. I thought I was like Snow White or something...birds magically eating out of my hands....sorry but I honestly had no ideas and I am blonde...

what?? what signs?? I did not see any signs....until the 5th day...

They love me...mean it...

Sorry. I'm baaad...very very baaad....

We get up late…surprise!! And we have nowhere to go. We get a phone call from lost and found. It seems as though someone has dug my dd’s lost crocs out of the trash there in the MK. Scott, the guy at lost and found, tells me to come to LAF…and come alone. Do not leave a trail and no wiretaps and no one gets hurt.

Ok, no that didn’t happen either but it would have made for a groovy story, right?

So we all pack up our useless belongings. We purchased so many whirly twirly light up toys I am afraid for our safety during the flight…
This is a shame people: I bought nothing for myself the entire trip. I got nothin’ to show for my vacation except for that Poly DMVC contract they call “refillable mugs.”

Length of stay people…that is all I am going to say on that. Besides…if you want your monies worth, have five people share one mug. I swear they need to print a “maximum person usage” rule on the mugs because after my family leaves there, we have had our fill of hot chocolates, sodas and coffee creamers. I think this is also key in avoiding weight gain on the dining plan. The back and forth ten times a night was great exercise for me and gave me a chance to get out alone and look around.

You know as a mother of three and a wife of a man, sometimes even a 10 minute car ride to a root canal is a huge break. Right?
Did I mention we stayed at the Poly during our one-year anniversary? Yep we did!
We received a very special anniversary photo of Mickey and Minnie on our 1st anniversary! It came in a cute little picture holder with the Poly emblem printed on the front! It was very special and was very magical.

Our wonderful TA arranged for a delivery of a bouquet of flowers for us too…in a REAL DVC mug…a pretty cobalt blue one. That was very sweet of her.
She couldn’t find me some cheap airfare this time so I had to go out on my own for my August trip. I ended up saving 700 bucks in air…well not really because it’s all going back to the Poly now…
Yeah…I am sure you have all heard by now.
Say it with me: Pushover. Spoiled. Arrogant. Neurotic. Bratty. Melons.

That sums it up right there but don’t be going all “you are such a deluxe resort snob” on me here. I get the cheapest room I possibly can at the Poly and that speaks for my economical side right? If we want a view we hike our tails to the beach…which is fine with me anyway.
Actually, I only wish I had taken more pics of it because I would love to post them right now…guaranteed in August…tons-o-Poly pics from Polymelonmom!! Truly…even though the lagoon is pretty much a nasty, mucky rendition of Iowa’s most prestigious lake…it isn’t all that. But there is something to be said about the atmosphere there and I cannot imagine you would get the same feeling from the beach at the GF or CR. I have to believe there is something very special there at that Poly beach.

And if anyone finds a Verizon LG camera phone in the sand there at the Poly could you please contact me?

It seems I loose a cell phone on every vacation. Its true…lost one there at the Poly…Vegas (ok yeah we all know why…) and even our Mall of America trip a few weeks ago! DH just has me set up on a credit line at the Verizon store…I am not kidding about this folks, he does!! Only I get no extra shopping privileges with the credit line because once I almost ordered the rhinestone-encrusted phone with the tiny little Mickey cell phone holder. Only dh won’t go in the store anymore because the sales lady asked me one day while he was there if I was on my “dad’s plan!!!”

Seriously…does he look like my daddy??

to which he replies "yeah her sugar daddy" and we both crack up laughing and then kiss and make out right in front of the poor lady!!

Hilarious I tell ya...a hoot and a holler...




Sorry…there I go rambling again...woops….

Ok here we go….
We go to get on the monorail. Scott tells me to go to the animal holding cells or whatever they are called…kennels or something like that…doggy daycare maybe?? That happens to be at the TTC. So the lost and found is not one of Disney’s best places to visit lets just say that.
I give the LAF my name and tell him I have some items to pick up.

I am so excited!! I am about to get MAC’s pink crocs back and just in time too…ahaha she thought she was getting a new pair…NOT!
He comes back with a sack.
The sack has the neat little laminated card that I made for one of my kids before we left, you know: name, age, address, phone, resort, allergies, blood type, shoe size, all the good things. The idea was that if my darling little angels were ever to get LOST (see page one) then they were to go to the nearest CM and give this card to them…the very card that is now here at LAF. Great. Nice.
The nice round guy, who must not be a native Floridian because I remember him and very pale and ghostly looking (maybe just a buzz or hangover who knows) hands the sack over to me.
It has our name on it…our resort…or telephone number….

Only its really heavy.

Raise your hand if you have Crocs…
Now guess if I have the right bag here….

Ummmm…. apparently some scantily clad teenager lost her very wet teeny tiny tank top, bra, panties and some shorts even too tight and too short for me…that’s pretty short btw. And the tank is too small.
Melons.
And to top it all off…they are all soakin’ wet.

Yeah the guy gives me a bag with soakin’ wet clothes from a teenage girls body. And on the bag in big letters someone has the word SHOES in big black letters.

OK, I am no Paris Hilton of the Croc world here but I can tell you THIS is not a pair of Crocs.

I can also tell you I bet some teenage girl was in serious trouble with dear old dad when she got back to her resort that night.
She probably put the word “Magic” into the kingdom.

LAUGH if you want to but the Philharmagic Family is in serious trouble in about 6 years. Three daughters all within 4 years of each other…

Look at the pose of my oldest...nice huh?



I for one, am not laughing.

Can I just say now “those dogs suck?”

Yep.

IT GETS EVEN BETTER:

Do you know how many people are on the resort monorail at 11 am in the morning? Not too many. So I pull out “ALL THE MELONS” and proposition the captain of the monorail.
Polymelon mom wants a ride…up front…and a license to prove it. The captain pulls up and the monorail stops. We get inside the gate. I walk up to the front of the monorail and there he is…THE man….the macho…the big cheese of the TTC…Captain Mono Rail. I can’t post this here but all who know me know THE SHIRT…right?? YEP…I’m wearing it ok?? So I have much confidence. I bat my big blues and throw my shoulders back and very innocently ask the Cap-I-tan for a ride in front. He is kinda put off actually…

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Apparently there are RULES to these things and you are not supposed to just run up to the captain and beg for rides. I guess you are supposed to ask the gate attendant first then HE talks to the captain. I guess there is a chain of command on the monorail system…who knew??

He is miffed and is not easily swayed but I seem to have an effect on men…

Its called wear them down until they just tell me “what the hell, just shut up!”

August=Polynesian. Thanks.

See it works…My Maelstrom friends think I should hold a cyber class in properly training the opposite sex to do exactly as I say…but I can’t be giving them my secrets…or I’d have to kill them…

See, I tend to think it really has not a lot to do with melons. I think it has to do with being a cool person who is not afraid of throwing it all out there….and that is usually what I do when I am determined.

Cpt Mono Rail says fine…
He likes me
A lot….I think

In we go….first dd5…followed by dd7…then dd9…then dh…then…

“OH NOT YOU….”he says…

YEAH NOT ME!!!!

WHAT??? Does he mean not me?? I am thinking he is going to put me WAAAY up front and LET ME DRIVE!!!! HOOOORAAAY….

NOPE….

He puts polymelonmom in the back of his ride. I get a personal escort to the BACK of the monorail!!! EXCUSE me?? Come again?? Do I need to unleash the melons on the man??

I am not LYING HERE FOLKS…this is a true story.

He then says “ONLY FOUR IN FRONT!!”


AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell just happened here???

The captain wants no melons. Apparently he has his own or he prefers berries, lemons or maybe bananas???

There we go…riding the monorail for the last time in 2005 and my family is not with me.

We get off the ride-o-hell and dh then says,
“THAT was soooo cool….where were you??? Do you wanna see our cooool pictures???”

He proceeds to show me what I missed.

ahhh they miss me....

uh...yeah...well look closer...
you can see the loss and despair in their little eyes "wheres my mama" they are saying...destroyed....forever...poor little babies.

DH now sleeps in the shed outside. In the snow.

And just wait til its 100 degrees out..hahahahaha!!!

Can you guys believe this?

I am very happy for my family. I am very happy that my girls were treated with one last ounce of pixie dust before our final farewell….really I am. They got license…I did not.

That’s ok.

I am getting something special just for me in August, just don’t know what yet…we’ll have to see.

Pina Coladas and a hot tub anyone?
What?? The Poly got no Hot Tub?? We should fix that...dontcha think
So we exit the monorail and head back to Fiji one last time. It makes me sick. So sick. Who wants to go back to Iowa...in October??

I have one more stroll around the volcano pool to find “Mr. Poly Right” but alas…I leave empty handed…again. Surely there has to be ONE 70-year-old guy at the Poly at 11 am on a Tuesday, right?? Next time I am trying Hawaii because that’s where I hear all the “good ones” hang out.

DH knows I scout out potentials…he is fine with that, less on his credit card. He likes it when we go dancing and guys buy drinks for me too. He calls them “suckers.”

I stand by my statement… NO LIMIT means just that. He disagrees. Whatever.

He amuses me by buying me a stiff drink (at 11am) at the bar.

I must look super stressed to most bartenders because I don’t get it. Why would you give a 6 oz glass of rum to a mother of three? I don’t even tip that well…DH does just for this reason.

We have to go now. Let me tell you all something…

People at the Polynesian come and pick up your luggage for you. Yep…they do. I am in total shock and amazement because I don’t think I have ever had anyone but the guy I was with carry my luggage.
We traveled a lot when I was growing up. My dad had money but he owned his own crane business so he never felt the need for pampering. Nope. He had us. My parents got timeshares and would cook on vacation. They were that kind of people.

I don’t cook on vacation. I don’t do laundry on vacation. I don’t supervise the children on vacation…I do it too much at home and I need a break.

So….anyway we head down to the Magic Express…only…why do they call it Magic Express when you are going BACK home?? Why?? Call it what is is…
Ride to Reality…
Seriously…ick.

The girls are just sooo very happy and talkative and energetic…THEY just got to pilot THE monorail of WDW… of course they are elated. DH is happy to be getting away from the Poly with money still on his credit card and a wife with too much alcohol in her system. I don’t fly well.

I need meds to fly.

I will fly and love to travel but why must planes be SO high off the ground? Why can’t we fly our OWN planes? That’s all I’m saying.

Obviously I have control issues.
And I am vertically challenged!


Anyway I think I am the only depressed person in the bunch. I take this picture of my kids waiting for the ME at the Poly:

Then I get mad at them for being happy…these dang kids. Didn’t I teach them anything?? They are supposed to look depressed so Daddy can see their little faces, almost in tears as we leave the most magical place on Earth…
“LOOK SAD…I yell…NO REALLY SAD….LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME PAXIL FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!” I yell. Don’t they realize they can’t always rely on the melons for everything? Sometimes a good dose of manipulation and guilt work too…
I have a lot to teach my little angel girls…

After the acting lesson:

Does it end here folks? No. I thought maybe I’d be done after this last installment but then I forgot about the flight home!

Yeah. Don’t miss it…

It starts with a drunk, coming home from an all night prostitute fest in Mexico…groping, fondling and puking…and cops to greet us as we arrive back in Des Moines, Iowa.

It ain’t over til it’s over…

 

[Chapter 11]

The captain wants no melons. Apparently he has his own or he prefers berries, lemons or maybe bananas???

Oh my god, when I read this line I about coughed up a lung I was laughing so hard. PMM (see, you're so cool you get your own DISboard abbreviation), you are one of a kind -- when they made you, they most definitely broke the mold (and really, who would want moldy melons anyway?). Great installment -- looking forward to the airplane flight home.

 

[Nancyg56]

PMM, you are my kind of gal........Vacation means no cookin', no cleanin', no washin'.....

 

[horsegirl]

You have really developed a style- so funny, so so funny! I was thinkin' you and your melons conned the cappie into 5 up front! Phew, at least some men can resist your charms. I just can't believe he didn't try the 'ther is no room for your husband up here, he'll have to move to the bask...."

I am so glad there is one more installment! Good thing you'll be doing the hula real soon, so we can read more zany antics from the melon perspective!

How do you get out of the supervision on vacation? Splain that!
and i get the whole no cookin',cleanin', laundry thing. I need to bring this tr with me, to remind me of this!

Well done PolySoNotAnna!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Excellent Installment - glad it is not quite over yet.

You know as a mother of three and a wife of a man, sometimes even a 10 minute car ride to a root canal is a huge break. Right?

Absolutely.

So are you keeping secret the title of August's trip report, or do we get a teaser?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Oh my god, when I read this line I about coughed up a lung I was laughing so hard. PMM (see, you're so cool you get your own DISboard abbreviation), you are one of a kind -- when they made you, they most definitely broke the mold (and really, who would want moldy melons anyway?). Great installment -- looking forward to the airplane flight home.

yeah the next ones a doozie let me tell ya...

anyway...thank you so much for your coments!

So are you keeping secret the title of August's trip report, or do we get a teaser?

It would be safe to assume it will have the words Poly, Melon and maybe mom in it but I dunno...
we shall see!!

Georgia thanks for reading my report LYMI!!!


Horsegirl:
grab yer self a stiff one at the bar and relax...it's that simple...

or put the man in charge...no supervision at all in that case...
easy then you can blame him for all of the chaos!


btw I am trying to get through more of yours but that Ariel story?? yeah..
that would be a guaranteed return trip to WDW if dh could get so lucky!

 

[LaLa]

It has our name on it…our resort…or telephone number….

Only its really heavy.

Raise your hand if you have Crocs…
Now guess if I have the right bag here….

Ummmm…. apparently some scantily clad teenager lost her very wet teeny tiny tank top, bra, panties and some shorts even too tight and too short for me…that’s pretty short btw. And the tank is too small.
Melons.
And to top it all off…they are all soakin’ wet.

Yeah the guy gives me a bag with soakin’ wet clothes from a teenage girls body. And on the bag in big letters someone has the word SHOES in big black letters.

OK, I am no Paris Hilton of the Croc world here but I can tell you THIS is not a pair of Crocs.

I can also tell you I bet some teenage girl was in serious trouble with dear old dad when she got back to her resort that night.
She probably put the word “Magic” into the kingdom.

This had me rolling. I swear, you get funnier and funnier with each installment. I'm lovin' all the pics too. Sorry you had to sit in the back without your peeps on the monorail. Maybe Mr. Cap-I-tan had his fill of Melons and had his sights set on your Sugar Daddy. When you're back at THE POLY IN AUGUST, you'll have to make DH sit in the back. And no, I don't think he looks like your dad. Yall make a very cute couple. Talk about Heather Locklear, you got it goin' on Girl!

I can't believe you've only got one more installment left. Hey, do what I do and make one installment cover, like, six hours and you can draw it out until August!

 

[paslea_pooh]

I just started reading your tr a few days ago, and I'm sooo glad you aren't done yet. Your writing keeps getting better and better. You are too funny. When you started explaining about the Cap-I-tan and the monorail, I thought , oh ! No!...they aren't going to let all 5 of them on. We tried last December but there are 6 of us and seeing as I have no melons, well , there would be no point in trying to persuade the Cap-I-tan. I love your humour..it reminds me of myself.

The captain wants no melons. Apparently he has his own or he prefers berries, lemons or maybe bananas???

Oh, my God, I almost PIP! I've had 4 babies, my bladder is not what it used to be.... Can you say DEPENDS diapers for women !! Oh golly, hopefully he doesn't prefer the banana

This is such a cute picture of the two of you.

BTW, Did you ever figure out your Ipod

Here's a lei

to hold you over until August

 

[MOMOFMNM]

POOOH!! Welcome to my lil ol trip report...waaay under horse"superstar"girl...and la "locklear" la...thanks for reading!!!

BTW, Did you ever figure out your Ipod

those dogs suck...I hate Ipod...Bill Gates is a moron.



Here's a lei

to hold you over until August

oh yeah....I get a lei in August...
I just ressied my way to a 1000 dollar lei...and some FREE coffee and FREE newspaper...
my mug is coming back to btw...I'm not saying what I am doing with it...but it WILL be there DMVC 2042.

Talk about Heather Locklear, you got it goin' on Girl

HELLO??? can we say THREE volcanos?? I was totally thinking impaired (it WAS my birthday after all!) I can't even believe I managed a smile...



OK the challenge of the MELONS is ON in August!!

Are you all telling me there is NO WAY Over 4 people can get in the front of the monorail??

I take that challenge and will bring back proof for all of you...

I have connections btw. I will get on that rail...matter of fact..CAP I TAN will be BEGGING me to drive it for him, how bout that???

just wait....you'll see

 

[paslea_pooh]

OK the challenge of the MELONS is ON in August!!

Are you all telling me there is NO WAY Over 4 people can get in the front of the monorail??

I take that challenge and will bring back proof for all of you...

I have connections btw. I will get on that rail...matter of fact..CAP I TAN will be BEGGING me to drive it for him, how bout that???

just wait....you'll see

Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying. We tried to get on but they said Nooooo Way, only four...Later on in the week, me,dh, dd14 and dd17 had ressies at the CG..we then got to ride the Monorail and no one had to show melons ! Quite honestly, there is room for 5-6 people if you sit closely, not squished but just close. I have noooooooo idea why they only allow 4. Good Luck, if anyone can "persuade " el Cap-I-tan, it's Polymelonmom, unless of course he like bananas. ..which then would mean that Mr. Polymelonmom would have to do some persuading.

 

[HaleyB]

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Originally Posted by MOMOFMNM
The captain wants no melons. Apparently he has his own or he prefers berries, lemons or maybe bananas???


Oh, my God, I almost PIP! I've had 4 babies, my bladder is not what it used to be.... Can you say DEPENDS diapers for women !! Oh golly, hopefully he doesn't prefer the banana

Coffee out the nose on that one

Great installment, looks like it is just about time for the pretrip report to start... but not until you give us the scoop on the plane ride. I am thinking I will put my coffee down before I start reading that one.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Coffee out the nose on that one

Great installment, looks like it is just about time for the pretrip report to start... but not until you give us the scoop on the plane ride. I am thinking I will put my coffee down before I start reading that one.

oh yeah...no coffee unless you like third degree burns!! It is quite the story..freaky and weird but funny, if you like hookers and drunks on a plane to Iowa...geeze!!!

 

[Chapter 11]

oh yeah...no coffee unless you like third degree burns!! It is quite the story..freaky and weird but funny, if you like hookers and drunks on a plane to Iowa...geeze!!!

Hookers and drunks on a plane to Iowa -- sounds like a Perry Como Christmas special. Or, you know, maybe not so much. I guess we'll have to wait and see.