Beth23!

[Matt@WDWR]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

 

[cathie1327]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

 

[MenashaCorp]

Can I read insider info about her at Barnes and Noble?

 

[Matt@WDWR]

I don't believe so but I could maybe try and find ex-boyfriend numbers for you! hahahaha

 

[Willow1213]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

 

[clombardi]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

That's all well and good, but does she have a charter member pin? I mean Beth23 is pointless without that.

 

[Matt@WDWR]

She's got a big ol diamond on her hand does that count? Oh you mean what did I get out of it? Well I could post a pic of her.... LOL kidding.

 

[3guysandagal]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

And she will let you know ahead of time what you can buy without a discount!!!

 

[Matt@WDWR]

As a married man, I can assure you I pay full price every day. LOL if you are reading this, Beth, please don't revoke my membership and lock the bedroom door!

 

[DisneyKevin]

Ok....thats funny.

 

[DVCsince02]

 

[Becx N Gav]

I take it the membership is now full?

 

[LilGMom]

Oh my goodness this was funny!!!

 

[rlduvall]

Maybe I should try this with my DH. Beth is a very wise woman.

 

[TXYankee]

Yes! my wife, Beth, just walked up to me and said for a low annual fee of $75, she'll let me buy her new stuff and MAYBE let me still sleep in the same bed with her! She said it was her way of honoring my loyalty!

Matt..I willl only charge you annual fee of $50!!

I'll let you buy me new stuff and you can have the bed all to yourself!

 

[elemusing]

Don't forget to add in the charges of shipping Beth to our international friends. . .

 

[Matt@WDWR]

I might have to read the stipulations of the her rewards program. I think I am getting less and les!

 

[Becx N Gav]

I might have to read the stipulations of the her rewards program. I think I am getting less and les!

That's always the way with these things

 

[Matt@WDWR]

So I broke down and decided to buy the Beth23 charter membership. She wouldn't take my coupons! GRR!!