best pick up lines

[PurpleDucky]

Did you just fart, because you blew me away?

that made me LOL

 

[Raichu]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

 

[Mur13]

I prefer the caveman approach.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

I prefer the caveman approach.

Something tells me you would...

 

[StitchfansJr]

Yeah this is a really stupid one but I didn't even make it up.If anyone on here listens to country music then they should know Brad Paisley has a song called Ticks.Well, My sister said that this would be a good pick up line, "Can I check you for ticks?" er something like that lol.If that sounds weird to you then listen to the song and you'll understand it better.

Omg, I hate hate HATE "Ticks." SO STUPID...

 

[AngienLuLu]

I prefer the caveman approach.

Figured.

 

[Mur13]

Well now, whats that supposed to mean.


One of my female friends actually wanted me to hit on her the other day....I couldn't. I couldn't perform under pressure.

 

[Tinkerbell424]

DISCLAIMER: This has NEVER been said to me.I heard it from the JonasBrothers

Are you wearing moon pants?

Because your booty is out of this world.

 

[Raichu]

^^rofll

 

[x morgan]

"They call me coffee."
"Uhh why?"
"Cause I grind so fine."

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Your name must be Campbells cause you're mm mm good.

I know some reallyyyyyyy funny ones but they're not appropriate for the dis.

 

[disneycruise_obessed]

Yeah this is a really stupid one but I didn't even make it up.If anyone on here listens to country music then they should know Brad Paisley has a song called Ticks.Well, My sister said that this would be a good pick up line, "Can I check you for ticks?" er something like that lol.If that sounds weird to you then listen to the song and you'll understand it better.

haha
omg
im like a country music obsessed freak
and i looove that song

like it plays on the radio
and im like singing along at the top of my lungss
yeah
no wonder people look at me funny

alsoo
these are amazing
im like dying
from laughter

i loove pick up lines
there hilariojus

 

[Axel]

You need to have taken/ have a basic understanding of genetics to get this one, which makes it a complete nerd pick up line.

"I wish I was RNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

I learned that from my ex-girlfriend...in Biology class, even. See, my school is full of productive minds.

 

[Lil_Tink]

"They call me coffee."
"Uhh why?"
"Cause I grind so fine."

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Your name must be Campbells cause you're mm mm good.

I know some reallyyyyyyy funny ones but they're not appropriate for the dis.

Haha me too.

 

[meeshheartsdisney217]

"They call me coffee."
"Uhh why?"
"Cause I grind so fine."

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Your name must be Campbells cause you're mm mm good.

I know some reallyyyyyyy funny ones but they're not appropriate for the dis.

 

[Jasmine45]

"They call me coffee."
"Uhh why?"
"Cause I grind so fine."

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Your name must be Campbells cause you're mm mm good.
I know some reallyyyyyyy funny ones but they're not appropriate for the dis.

There's A player on the Sabres named Campbell and every one on the team calls him soupy and people hold up "mmm good signs"

Random


♥Bond. James Bond.


♥I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.


♥Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

[Grumpy15]

I don't know if you can really call this is a pick up line but a guy i work with yesterday told me this at work. Now you have to understand this really only will work i think if your working at a restaurant.

Do you want to take that table outside?
Not really, I just want you.

 

[CrazyChik]

"The Zulu should have their own nation." That leads to wherever.

It's actually worked once.

ye with me it lead to a great discussion on nations
what kinda girl did you pick up with that tho seriously ry?

Well now, whats that supposed to mean.


One of my female friends actually wanted me to hit on her the other day....I couldn't. I couldn't perform under pressure.

typical useless male

btw what do you mean by cavemen approach?

 

[AngienLuLu]

I found these on a website. The bold is the guy and the italics is the librarian.

Corny Library Pickup Lines, and How Librarians Effectively Shoot Them Down

Pardon me, could you please tell me what kind of card I need to check you out?
Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.
My apologizes—the new Harry Potter is coming out and I was in the back burning the Newbery winners to make room for it.

Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?
636.45 MICH.

Libraries should allow food in the building, because right now I could just eat you up.
Policy is policy, but if you'd really like to change that, the appropriate forms are behind you—just drop it in the suggestion box when you're done, and in due time it will be pulled out and set in the loser pile.

I know what I need to access the Internet, but what do I need to access your heart?
A life.

What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?
How to Divorce a Jealous Mad Person.

Can you tell me how to spell love? I'm writing a letter to you.
Do you mean the agape love, or the love you have for someone you don't have a chance of ever getting?

Can you settle a bet? My friend says librarians have no life, but I say they're wild beasts. Can I take you out to dinner and prove my friend wrong?
Tell your friend he's right.

 

[tigger/winnie/tink]

i don't have one