best pick up lines

[disneycruise_obessed]

haha
i wanted to see what you all came up with

i havent seen anything like this on the teen dis
so i thought it would be fun

lets go

 

[BabyPiglet]

Hi, do you want to go do something on Saturday?

That's all I got.

 

[Columba]

"The Zulu should have their own nation." That leads to wherever.

It's actually worked once.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Ryan. Wow, you need to get out more.

 

[Columba]

It's more of an ice-breaker, so nvm.

 

[BabyPiglet]

It's incredibly subtle.

 

[disneycruise_obessed]

haha
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how does everyone know everyone elses namess?
i feel so left outt

 

[BabyPiglet]

Because we talk a lot.

 

[disneycruise_obessed]

i figured
i guess i should go on here more
and talk more

maybe

 

[BabyPiglet]

Well...we just talk to each other a lot.

I dunno how to explain it.

 

[disneycruise_obessed]

its pretty much self explanatory id say
haha

 

[DarlingDonald]

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written ALL over you!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written ALL over you!!

I actually got that once. Let's just say it don't work on me.

 

[lalastephanie]

Yeah this is a really stupid one but I didn't even make it up.If anyone on here listens to country music then they should know Brad Paisley has a song called Ticks.Well, My sister said that this would be a good pick up line, "Can I check you for ticks?" er something like that lol.If that sounds weird to you then listen to the song and you'll understand it better.

 

[DramaQueen]

here is a rather ridiculous pick-up line i got at work once.

Here is the story;
So I work at a movie theatre, and I was working at Guest Services and we were selling tickets for a 12:00am screening of Spiderman3 the day before it came out.

So this guy, maybe 19-20 ish comes up and asks to buy a ticket for the screening.

Him: "Sooo...are you gonna be at this screening?"

Me: "Oh, no. We get a staff screening at 8:00"

Him: "That's too bad, because I was gonna dress up as Spiderman, and I was wondering if you'd be my Mary-Jane."

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written ALL over you!!

Your as graceful as an otter.

 

[Raichu]

ROFL
I've gotten some weird pick up lines from guys.
Do you know karate because your body is kicking.
Are your legs tired becuase you've been running through my mind all day.

 

[Lil_Tink]

Did you just fart, because you blew me away?

 

[imabrat]

Are you from Tennessee?
'Cause your the only ten I see.

Hi,the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

If you were a booger,I'd pick you first.

Can I borrow your phone number?
I've seen to have lost mine.

I must be in heaven,'cause I just saw an angel.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I just walk by again?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Baby,you must be a broom.
'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Do you have a map?
I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Yep,I have actually gotten some of these pick-ups.

 

[AngienLuLu]

Are you from Tennessee?
'Cause your the only ten I see.
Hi,the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
If you were a booger,I'd pick you first.
Can I borrow your phone number?
I've seen to have lost mine.
I must be in heaven,'cause I just saw an angel.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I just walk by again?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Baby,you must be a broom.
'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Do you have a map?
I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Yep,I have actually gotten some of these pick-ups.

Yeah, I've gotten those before.

Here is a stupid one from Hannah Montana (along with the Tennessee one):

Are you from Waikiki?
Cause I have to ask, "Why, KiKi?"
--Oh come on man. It would work if her name was KiKi.



Do you know karate?
Cause your body's really kickin'!