Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!!

[LeeLee2U]

I am 47 pages behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LeeLee2U]

I don't know How I'll ever catch up!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

HOLLY COW!!!!

On my way to catch up!!

DIS was being UBER SLOW about an hr ago, so I gave up..

Seems to be better now, so on my way

 

[LeeLee2U]

Holly Coww Smommom and Sharky!!!!

 

[LeeLee2U]

Holly Coww smommom and Sharky!!!!

I meant Dmommom, but Smommom would be right too!!!!

 

[LeeLee2U]

Christmas Party

December 1...To All Employees

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will be held
on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of
spiked eggnog and a small band will play traditional carols...feel free
to sing-along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as
Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree.

Exchanging gifts among employees can be done at this time. Please
remember to keep gifts to the agreed $10 limit.

Merry Christmas to you and yours,

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 2...To All Employees

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday and
often coincides with Christmas (although not this year). However, from
now on we're calling this party our Holiday Party. The same policy also
applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There
will be no tree or Christmas carols sung.

Happy holidays to you and yours.

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 3...To All Employees

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics
Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate
your request but please remember that if I put a sign on the table that
reads "AA Only" you won't be anonymous any more.

In addition, we'll no longer be having a gift exchange because union
members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 7...To All Employees

I have arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest
away from the dessert table and for pregnant members to sit closest to
the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not
have to sit with gays; each group will have its own table. And, yes,
there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table.

Happy now?

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 9...To All Employees

People! People! Nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to
play Santa Claus. Even if the anagram for "Santa" does happen to be
"Satan." There is no evil connation to our own little "man in a red
suit."

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 10...To All Employees

Vegetarians! I've had it with you people. We're holding this party at
Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not. You can just sit
at the table farthest from the "Grill of Death" as you call it, and
you'll get salad bar only including hydroponics tomatoes. Tomatoes have
feelings too, you know. They scream when you slice them. I can hear
them now. I hope you have a rotten holiday. Drive drunk and die, you
hear me?

The ***** from Hell

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December 14...To All Employees

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery
from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to
her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel
the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with
full pay.

Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

 

[LeeLee2U]

Christmas Party

December 1...To All Employees

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will be held
on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of
spiked eggnog and a small band will play traditional carols...feel free
to sing-along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as
Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree.

Exchanging gifts among employees can be done at this time. Please
remember to keep gifts to the agreed $10 limit.

Merry Christmas to you and yours,

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 2...To All Employees

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday and
often coincides with Christmas (although not this year). However, from
now on we're calling this party our Holiday Party. The same policy also
applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There
will be no tree or Christmas carols sung.

Happy holidays to you and yours.

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 3...To All Employees

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics
Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate
your request but please remember that if I put a sign on the table that
reads "AA Only" you won't be anonymous any more.

In addition, we'll no longer be having a gift exchange because union
members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 7...To All Employees

I have arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest
away from the dessert table and for pregnant members to sit closest to
the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not
have to sit with gays; each group will have its own table. And, yes,
there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table.

Happy now?

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 9...To All Employees

People! People! Nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to
play Santa Claus. Even if the anagram for "Santa" does happen to be
"Satan." There is no evil connation to our own little "man in a red
suit."

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 10...To All Employees

Vegetarians! I've had it with you people. We're holding this party at
Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not. You can just sit
at the table farthest from the "Grill of Death" as you call it, and
you'll get salad bar only including hydroponics tomatoes. Tomatoes have
feelings too, you know. They scream when you slice them. I can hear
them now. I hope you have a rotten holiday. Drive drunk and die, you
hear me?

The ***** from Hell

------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 14...To All Employees

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery
from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to
her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel
the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with
full pay.

Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

 

[Trentmom]

Hey Sharky!

It is Tink's Christmas concert at school tonight so I won't be here either. Can't wait! I love the concerts! None for Belle anymore though - they don't do them for the intermediate kids...

Hey Sarah!!

How was the concert?. That a shame they stop the concerts when the kids get older. I used to lvoe those when I was little

Holly Cow!!!!

I am doing Paperwork Tonight

So see You cats Later!!!!​

Holly Cow DDAD!!

Cats, I thought we were cows, right LeeLee

& I'm On Top!!!!

Yeah Baby!!!

I see what you were up to. YOu got me to go read a TR that you said was great, which it was by the way, then while I was busy and no one else was here, you started posting just to try to catch up and surpass me, muahahahahaha the Evil child comes out again!

Nah, I was just bored

 

[Disneymommom]

I don't know How I'll ever catch up!!!!!!!!!

Holly Cow LeeLee, just read the updates for now and then jump in as while you try to catch up you'll fall further behind!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

Holly Cow! Every o!ne!!​

Holly Cow LeeLee!!

Well I am all caught up and all alone. Where oh where has everyone gone? Do they all have lives outside of the DIS? what's up with that?

 

[Disneymommom]

Holly Coww Smommom and Sharky!!!!

I meant Dmommom, but Smommom would be right too!!!!

They all work for me Lee lee!!! How ya been? How's Breaton? How you doing??? Whatcha been up to? I know you are always busy!

 

[LeeLee2U]

I know, lol, it won't last at all. She's busy cleaning and so she has no idea what I've been up to. No one has been checking posts for quite some time so I'm sure she had no clue that I was slowly sneaking up on her, hahaha! But I was and now I caught her and passed her, muahahahahaha! The evil side of Mom Mom comes out!!!!

O.k. Now I'm getting scared!! Methinks you've been on Ddads thread a little too long. He's rubing off on you!!!!

 

[LeeLee2U]

They all work for me Lee lee!!! How ya been? How's Breaton? How you doing??? Whatcha been up to? I know you are always busy!

Worked at the Jr high Lifeshills and multihandicapped classes yesterday and today. i am babysitting my niece tomorrow!! YEAH girl time!!!
Thurs Braeton has a nuerologist app. and Tyler has a program and Christmas concert that night and Fri Tyler was chosen to be in a group of carolers and they will be going to the local Hospital and all local nursing homes and banks to carol. I am going to be going with them.
Braeton is pretty good. I was called today from the school to pick him up, he was throwing up at lunch. My mom and Dad went and picked him up for me. Mom said he was fine all afternoon and he's been fine since I've had him. I think he may have been eating too fast at lunch.
Shannon is home sick with a severe infection in his dialysis catheter. They did pour our slab on our house to day and I missed it!!! But I'm so happy that it's actually happening!!!

How was your first day at work?

 

[LeeLee2U]

Now she'll be staying up late and beating me again, but that's okay, the fact that I managed to do it without her knowing I was sneaking up on her made my day, lol

WOW!!! What sweet motherly love!!!!

 

[LeeLee2U]

I'm skimming through but will have to go to bed soon. Very little sleep kast night and I'm falling asleep at the keyboard!

 

[LeeLee2U]

Anyone have cute pictures of winnie the pooh to share, my grandma is going to paint me a picture for the baby to have in its room,and she wants a good picture to use as her guide, any help would be appreciated.


thanks faunt

Are ya'll going with Classic Pooh or Reg Pooh??? I did the boys nursery and room in Classic Pooh. I may have somthing.

 

[kindakrazy2]

Holly cow!

I am here for a minute to say Hi and now I am saying Bye!

I am tired and want to try to get some sleep tonight....

 

[mnmrmustard]

Yep Love the lights, just hope that the snow melts today it is warmer out and then I can put the rest of them up tonight.


Hope they dont have tuesday itus.


Thanks, my DW found some on that site.

I always believe Ddad, he never lies to us, if he writes it, then it must be true.

More lights gooooood, no Tuesday-itus gooooood, found the clipart real gooooood, and yes, of course - if it is written by DDad then it is gospel

THIS IS MY 6000TH POST!!!!!

Mucho congrats!!!

I passed 2,000 some time today, but no idea when so since no one really knows.

THis is number 2000 for me.

and i did it on ddads thread.

Nicely done sir!

guess What


my Birthday Is Tomorrow​

By the time you read this it may be your birthday already so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Holly Cow!!!!

I am doing Paperwork Tonight

So see You cats Later!!!!​

Yuck! Have fun with that bud

& I'm On Top!!!!

Yeah Baby!!!

Yeeeeehaaaawwwwww!!!!

Thanks for the good luck wishes for my new job. It went well, slow as naturally the I.T. Dept didn't have me set up yet in the computer and I am still waiting for permission for access to certain areas on the computer and the boss was busy so no one really to show me much of anything, but that's okay I was out of the house and getting paid!!! It will pick up and I'll get busier as time goes one!

Yikes, that is right, it was Colonel Mustard, I knew Mrs. Mustard didn't sound right, lol, but that was what I thought every time I read one of your posts, lol. Yes Clue is a cool game, glad you agree!!!

Yer welcome! Whaaaaatttt? You sayin' us IT guys are slow Hehehe. I'm happy you're enjoying it

Mean Mister, Colonel ...or even Dijon - I'll answer to most anything

I remember the Beatles!!!! I remember the first time they appeared on Ed Sullivan Show!!!!

But I had to go there (about Clue) just had to!!! glad you aren't offended.

Well ok, ya got me beat there - much respect for that one *tips hat*

Yes, I know, I know

O.k. Now I'm getting scared!! Methinks you've been on Ddads thread a little too long. He's rubing off on you!!!!

Run for the hills ...save yourself!!!!

 

[mnmrmustard]

Holly cow!

I am here for a minute to say Hi and now I am saying Bye!

I am tired and want to try to get some sleep tonight....

G'night Sarah!!!

 

[Trentmom]

Worked at the Jr high Lifeshills and multihandicapped classes yesterday and today. i am babysitting my niece tomorrow!! YEAH girl time!!!
Thurs Braeton has a nuerologist app. and Tyler has a program and Christmas concert that night and Fri Tyler was chosen to be in a group of carolers and they will be going to the local Hospital and all local nursing homes and banks to carol. I am going to be going with them.
Braeton is pretty good. I was called today from the school to pick him up, he was throwing up at lunch. My mom and Dad went and picked him up for me. Mom said he was fine all afternoon and he's been fine since I've had him. I think he may have been eating too fast at lunch.
Shannon is home sick with a severe infection in his dialysis catheter. They did pour our slab on our house to day and I missed it!!! But I'm so happy that it's actually happening!!!

How was your first day at work?

Lee.....

Sorry Braeton got sick today, but sound slike he feels better, which is great

Sorry that DH is not well...will him in my prayers tonight


Yeah, Your slab was poured

Holly cow!

I am here for a minute to say Hi and now I am saying Bye!

I am tired and want to try to get some sleep tonight....

HOLLLY COW Sarah!!!

Good Night!!!


I think I saw Mr Mustart still on, so HOLLY COW TO YA TOO!!!

Heading ot bed in a few mins as it is super late


Nite Nite