Day Six Part One
Blizzard Beach day!!!
If youve read any of our past trip reports (you havent? Well, here are links, in case you want to!
Lucky #13
Magic in November
The Jungle Book, Chikfila and me
Our Polynesian Par-tay!
Not that anyone here thrives on all you DISers approval or anything
. You like us! You really really like us!) Anyway, if youve read our past reports, you know that I dont do water parks. Im just not a fan of being wet, especially all day, or sandy or in my bathing suit in public. Usually water park day is Lynn gets to shop in peace day possibly followed by a set or two of a certain band in EPCOT.
Ill give you two guess (hint: their initials are Off Kilter!) But the children keep asking me every summer, and since I am so aware of how few summers we have left together, I said yes. They toyed with taking me to Typhoon Lagoon since none of us have been there, but settled on Blizzard Beach because they know the way around and want to show it all to me.
The night before we had gotten our tickets at Guest services, so I knew there was no backing out. The day dawned bright and clear and very hot. They assured me it was great water park weather. We didnt wait long for a bus and we were on our way. I was very out of my element. Usually Im the planner, mapstudier, itinerary girl, but since I had no desire at all to be there, I let them take the reins. Chuck is more of a fly by the seat of your pants, lets just have fun kind of guy, but there were a few, choice things they wanted me to see.
Teamboat Springs
The Lazy River (Cross Country Creek)
The wave pool (Melt away bay)
The Sneezing House (yep, sneezing)
Once we were through the turnstiles, I was told our first stop was to get a locker. There is a locker place right when you come in, but they led me to another locker rental closer to the Lazy river and not at all crowded because everyone stopped at the first one! Well done, guys!
Well you know that just the way we roll!!! As we approached the CM, the conversation went something like this,
CM: Good Morning, how can I help you? (Cool Jamaican accent)
Chuck: We would like to rent a locker, please.
CM: Would you like a refillable mug as well?
Chuck: no, just the locker.
CM: What about towels? You need some towels.
Chuck: We brought our own.
CM: Come on, youve got to get a mug.
Chuck: no, not really. We just need a locker.
CM: Look at those children, they gonna get thirsty. You need a mug.
Chuck (trying to be nice): No, were good.
CM: You gotta get a mug. You gonna insult me.
Now Chucks job is to talk to and deal with hard to deal with people, so he is smiling and laughing it off and none of us are sure if she is joking or not. So Chuck smiles sweetly and tries to hand her the money.
CM: No, I dont want to see you anymore. You have insulted me. I will deal with her. (handing the locker key to me)
Chuck: But heres the money.
CM: No, you go. Ive had enough of you. Just take your key and go.
We pause, all looking at her.
CM: Go! I dont want to deal with you anymore.
We looked at each other and start thanking her for the free locker, but at the same time, we were not really sure if she was mad or not. She just turns and waits on the next guest. We walked to the locker and found a nice big one, bigger than we would have gotten. We were very thankful, but still a little scared of Jamaican lady. Then Chuck put the key in and guess what we saw.
It was a dream! The locker had a certificate, two refillable mugs and towels for all of us.
Yay!!! Free stuff!! We looked over and Jamaican lady was shyly watching us from her counter and smiling. She got us good. We thanked her profusely, but she just waved her hand, saying No, no, you have good time.
Here she is! She wouldnt stand still for her picture.
Thanks, Jamaican lady!!
More tomorrow!!