OMG. I'M FREAKING OUT. ON THE VERGE OF HYPERVENILATING.
Momma: Sara!
Me: What?
Momma: You start driving tomorrow.
Me: WHAT?!
Momma: The instructor just called, meet him in the circle tomorrow at 2:25.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!!!?
Momma: I'll pick you up at four
Me: No, no, no... ohmygosh... I need at least a week to mentally prepare for this... TOMORROW? ohmygosh...
Momma: The first part is an observation, don't worry. He's just going to teach you and he'll make sure nothing goes wrong
Me: oh lordy... okay.
*GET ON FACEBOOK* Me: EVERYBODY STAY OFF THE ROAD TOMORROW.
good thing none of you live in NC (;