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BAD HEADLINES

* New Vaccine may Contain Rabies

* Woman Improving After Fatal Crash

* Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty

* Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

* Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

* Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

* After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth

* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

* Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found

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After a rash of thefts in a local park, the town paper ran the following headline: "Womens purse stolen for the fifth time in Smyth Park." When DD read it she said, "Mommy, why doesn't that woman just get a backpack??":p :p :p
 

This reminds me of a a broadcast I heard when I first moved to Atlanta about 20 years ago. They were talking about a dismembered body, stuffed in a lawn bag, found in a dumpster. The anchor then went on to say, "Foul play is suspected". Although the situation is definitely not funny this comment has always stuck with me.
 


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