Bachelor Jake -- no-spoiler thread

[Robinrs]

Wow, this group looks like beauty contestants! I'm expecting someone to say she's wishing for world peace!

 

[Kirby]

Was that trip fake or real?

Did you see the look on his face as some were walking away? Like "is she for real?" like they were a joke.

The last girl doesn't have a chance.

 

[kimmar067]

Wow, this group looks like beauty contestants! I'm expecting someone to say she's wishing for world peace!

...you know what THIS means:

.

 

[Kirby]

Can't wait!

Do not like the girl from New York. Nor the girl who brought the jelly beans but I think she will be good drama if she stays awhile.

 

[Robinrs]

...you know what THIS means:

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LOL, Attack Kitty!!!!! He usually doesn't come out till AI tim!!!

 

[kimmar067]

....oooooh, a bunch of squealing barefoot chicks in evening gowns playing touch football.....sign ME up for THAT gig.....!!!!!!

 

[kimmar067]

LOL, Attack Kitty!!!!! He usually doesn't come out till AI tim!!!

...but I missed him, and, SRSLY, some of those broads need to feel his wrath!

 

[Magic Mom]

Michelle is the house nutjub.

 

[Robinrs]

Yikes, every year there's a psycho stalker!

 

[kimmar067]

[Michelle]

"...I...am here.....to.....fall.....in love with.......you.....and to......find....a husband......and to....have....children....take me.....to.......your......leader.......this does........not.....compute....error, error......"

 

[redlight]

Someone brought jellybeans? How weird.

 

[kimmar067]

Someone brought jellybeans? How weird.

...yeah - they were the 'Harry Potter' ones....

 

[Robinrs]

"...I...am here.....to.....fall.....in love with.......you.....and to......find....a husband......and to....have....children....take me.....to.......your......leader.......this does........not.....compute....error, error......"

I think she's more like....






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[Magic Mom]

Michelle- "I've been waiting and waiting for one on one time...why do I have to keep waiting??? aaarrrggg!!!!!"

 

[kimmar067]

...Robin, OMG....that's funny!

 

[kimmar067]

Michelle- "I've been waiting and waiting for one on one time...why do I have to keep waiting??? aaarrrggg!!!!!"

....now THIS is truly disturbing......
[...I like your way of thinking! ]

 

[Robinrs]

Awww, Tenley got the first impression rose. She looks like she could be his twin sister!

 

[kimmar067]

...I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!!! She's my favorite! W-T-G, Tenley...

 

[Kirby]

I liked the girl in yellow, the one that was losing her voice.

 

[Lil Lil]

I think she's more like....






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That is so funny!!!!