Attraction's most memorable quotes

[albino_pygmy]

I'm pretty sure there are several other threads about movie and ride quotes, but I don't know if there is any that tries to find out the 1 line from each attraction that is the most memorable. To me, a memorable line would be one where if you just heard someone say that line or a word or phrase from that line, you'll automatically think of the attraction it came from. Good example would be "We want the redhead!" from pirates. Lets see what are your most memorable quotes from the attractions, and hopefully we'll come up with a list of all attractions and their 1 line.


(to be updated as frequently as I can)

AK

• Kilimanjaro Safaris - "Ms. Jobson, no one in Africa calls them Thompson's gazelle. They're tommies! Tommies!"
• Dinosaur - "And another thing... those locked coordinates? We're in!"

MK

• Pirates of the Carribean - "Yo Ho Yo Ho, a Pirates Life for Me." , "We want the redhead!" , "Shift yer cargo, deary. Show 'em yer larboard side." , "Dead men tell no tales"
• Jungle Cruise - "Here's something you don't see everyday, it's the backside of water!"
• Enchanted Tiki Room - "Och, and what darlin' people I have sittin under me!"
• Splash Mountain - "skinz me if ya must brair fox but please don't send me into that briar patch"
• Big Thunder Mountain - "This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness."
• Country Bear Jamboree - "And if you all won't join us we'll chase you up a tree!" ,"So thanks for bearing with us to the bear end and barrel around to see us again." , "Don't forget to gather your belongings... and your husbands too!"
• Hall of Presidents - "In this Hall of Presidents, let us pay homage to the immortal men whose illustrious names have been indelibly inscribed on history's roll of honor."
• Haunted Mansion - "I'll be your host, your ghost host." , "Of course, there's always my way." , "Hurry back... Hurry back... Be sure to bring your death certificate if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now. We've been dying to have you."
• Peter Pan's Flight - "Off We GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
• Tomorrowland Transit Authority - "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow." , "Attention all visitors from Galaxy M31: Please keep forward-facing tentacles clear of on-coming Metro-liner vehicles. Thank You."
• Carosuel of Progress - "I can't get any privacy at all in this place!" , "It'll never work." , "Well, that's progress for you."

Epcot

• Spaceship Earth - "Or will we use this power to usher in a new age of understanding and co-operation on this, our Spaceship Earth."
• Soarin' - "... and of course, these little beauties."
• Cranium Command - "Hey, you goldbricks, this ain't a spectator sport! Where do you think you are? DISNEY WORLD?!?!! Get your strollers in line and hustle! On the double! Move it, move it, move it!"
• Honey I shrunk the Audience - "Where are all the mice going?"
• Norway Pavilion - Maelstrom - "You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last." , "Disappear! Disappear!" , "To the North Sea with you!"
  

Studios

• Great Movie Ride - "That just goes to show you, anything can happen in the movies."
• Rockin' Rollercoaster - "Better make it a super stretch!"
• Star Tours - "Light speed to Endor"
• Muppetvision - Sam the Eagle - "It's called a salute to all nations, but mostly America." , Swedish Chef - "Hey there hopin' hopin', the machin' is going aflumy flumy!" , Waldorf and Statler - "Hey, How did you get up there? "We entered a contest and lost", ha ha ha ha!"
  

Other

• WDW Monorail - "Please stand clear of the doors, Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."
• USF Jaws - "What, you mean these things are LOADED?!"
• USF Earthquake - "Gene Kelly wasn't really singing in the rain . . . he was singing in the milk."

I'll start off with Jungle Cruise - "Here's something you don't see everyday, it's the backside of water!"

 

[disneymom2twins]

I will pick the easiest one:

MK - PotC - "Yo Ho Yo Ho, a Pirates Life for Me"

 

[pixiemel]

Monorail: "Please stand clear of the doors", then the Spanish version!

 

[madelinesmum]

I'm your host, your ghost host.
Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow

 

[Robo]

Monorail: "Please stand clear of the doors", then the Spanish version!

"Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."

 

[disneyfaninaz]

How about from BTMR:

"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness."

 

[Robo]

How about from BTMR:

"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness."

Unfortunately, this line has been changed.

Its similar now, but not the same.

 

[albino_pygmy]

I've just realized that I've added an "other" category and haven't mentioned anything about these quotes having to be Disney only, so if you have any quotes from another park, feel free to post them here. If you do have a non-Disney related quote, please make sure you let me know which park it's from and which attraction. I'll post a few from Universal that are on the top of my head to get you started with some other attractions as well.

 

[Robo]

Non-Disney:

Marty Moose: Sorry folks, we're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park.
Sorry.. uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh.

http://www.moviesounds.com/vacation/vacatin9.wav

To hear it, click above.

 

[albino_pygmy]

Non-Disney:

Marty Moose: Sorry folks, we're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park.
Sorry.. uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh.

http://www.moviesounds.com/vacation/vacatin9.wav

To hear it, click above.

As much as I love that movie, I'm not sure if there really is a "Wally World" or not so under the assumption that it's a ficticious place, I'll leave it off the list. Sorry, uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh *ducks to save my big nose*

 

[scubamouse]

How about from BTMR:

"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness."

That's how I heard it 10 days ago. I love that one

'light speed to Endor' is another fave here

 

[AshleyMWC]

I guess that I kind of the like the more "off the wall" or "less traveled" lines. There's just something about them though......

Carousel of Progress: "Welcome, to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. You're in for a real treat. The Carousel of Progress was Walt's own idea from beginning to end. He loved it." (Is that too many lines?)

Spaceship Earth I guess it is out of the question that I could pick the entire Spaceship Earth narration, so here is my favorite line:

"Or will we use this power to usher in a new age of understanding and co-operation on this, our Spaceship Earth." (I think it's the voice that really does it for me)

Mostly I like the "on this, our spaceship earth." part, but i guess it needs the rest of the sentence to make sense. For anyone who might be wondering, this is said right at the car turns backwards adn youa re staring into the blackness at the Earth and stars.

Ok, I am about to cry that this won'e be open when I am there this trip

Hall of Presidents: "In this Hall of Presidents, let us pay homage to the immortal men whose illustrious names have been indelibly inscribed on history's roll of honor"

Good thread, I love it!!!

 

[albino_pygmy]

I guess that I kind of the like the more "off the wall" or "less traveled" lines. There's just something about them though......

Carousel of Progress: "Welcome, to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. You're in for a real treat. The Carousel of Progress was Walt's own idea from beginning to end. He loved it." (Is that too many lines?)

Spaceship Earth I guess it is out of the question that I could pick the entire Spaceship Earth narration, so here is my favorite line:

"Or will we use this power to usher in a new age of understanding and co-operation on this, our Spaceship Earth." (I think it's the voice that really does it for me)

Mostly I like the "on this, our spaceship earth." part, but i guess it needs the rest of the sentence to make sense. For anyone who might be wondering, this is said right at the car turns backwards adn youa re staring into the blackness at the Earth and stars.

Ok, I am about to cry that this won'e be open when I am there this trip

Hall of Presidents: "In this Hall of Presidents, let us pay homage to the immortal men whose illustrious names have been indelibly inscribed on history's roll of honor"

Good thread, I love it!!!

Was there any 1 line or memorable quote you can remember in CoP? The purpose of this was to post a line that comes to mind when someone talks about that attraction, or vice versa. If you really did have the welcoming message from CoP in your head, then I'm sure there could be one part in one of the scenes that really stood out for you.

SSE one is fine, a bit long to really remember off the top of your head, but works well.

I'm surprised you've added one for HOP, just for that, you get a smiley with some pompoms

 

[Brian_WDW74]

Norway Pavilion - Maelstrom - "You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last."

 

[albino_pygmy]

Norway Pavilion - Maelstrom - "You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last."

Wow, I forgot about that one. I need to go visit Epcot more frequently

 

[trypnotic]

As much as I love that movie, I'm not sure if there really is a "Wally World" or not so under the assumption that it's a ficticious place, I'll leave it off the list. Sorry, uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh *ducks to save my big nose*

Aww c'mon! It at least deserves to be listed above Universal!

 

[grimley1968]

- CoP: "I can't get any privacy at all in this place!"
- Maelstrom: "Disappear! Disappear!"

 

[jenelope]

MK
Haunted Mansion: "Of course, there's always my way."
CoP: "It'll never work."
PotC: "Shift yer cargo, deary. Show 'em yer larboard side."

Epcot
Soarin': "... and of course, these little beauties."

Studios:
GMR: "That just goes to show you, anything can happen in the movies."
RnR: "Better make it a super stretch!"

AK
KS: "Ms. Jobson, no one in Africa calls them Thompson's gazelle. They're tommies! Tommies!"
Dinosaur: "And another thing... those locked coordinates? We're in!"

 

[amyhughes]

"Off We GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ~ Peter Pan's Flight

"Witches and Wizards wherever you dwell, give us a hint by ringing the BELLLLLL!" ~Madam Leona in the Haunted Mansion.

"Weigh anchor now ye swabbies, what be I offered for this winsome wench? Stout hearted and corn fed she be! Shift your cargo dearie!" ~Wench auction POTC.

"Och, and what darlin' people I have sittin under me!" Michael in the Tiki Room.

"And if you all won't join us we'll chase you up a tree!" ~Country Bear Jamboree.

And the narrator on Spaceship Earth was once Charlton Heston, now it is Jeremy Irons (the voice of Scar in the Lion King as well as a phenomenal British Actor!). In case you wanted to know why he gave you goosebumps, he is just that good!

"It's Fun To Be Free, to be on the move" World of Motion (RIP)

"It was my first flight! HAHA!" - Star Tours

That's all I can remember for now!

 

[Robo]

AK
KS: "Ms. Jobson, no one in Africa calls them Thompson's gazelle. They're tommies! Tommies!"

Wow.
I hate to keep bringing the "bad news in quotes" but THAT one is apparently gone (along with the entire Ms. Jobson character.)

I have not actually ridden KS since May of this year, but they have reportedly, since that time, made major changes in the spiels (live and recorded) on the Safari.
This quote, in particular, was singled out by posters as being eliminated.