ATTENTION: Bloat Fairy Alert--run for your lives!

[nativetxn]

The bloat fairy has been here today. Is everyone alright? Can you still get rings off? No socks cutting off the circulation to your ankles?

Check out that stinker's clipart:

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=366818

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=368373

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=368352

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Blah! Blah!

 

[KathyTX]

I think that stinkin' Bloat Fairy needs to enable his PMs, cuz I have some pretty choice words for him. I'm sure the moderators don't want me to express those words here in public!

(How embarrassing would it be to have the mods lock a thread on the WISH board for inappropriate language?)

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Originally posted by KathyTX
(How embarrassing would it be to have the mods lock a thread on the WISH board for inappropriate language?)

I'll lock you!

BF

 

[nativetxn]

oooh, Kathy, looks like you have offended the bloat fairy. He can't do anything more to me...at least I don't think he can...ummm....never mind

 

[Beanie]

We need to rise up against this Bloat Fairy...HE is not welcomed here...is he??

 

[karebear1]

There's always ONE in the group - isn't there??

Bloat fairy, bloat fairy ,
GO AWAY!
Don't EVER come
to WISH to stay!!

NOW...... the magic words have been spoken...

POOF! BE GONE !!!!!!!!!

 

[Beanie]

LOL Karen!! I am sorry, but just reading what you wrote makes me want to add:

<B>Before somebody drops a house on you too!!</b>

 

[ohMom]

BF I see you sneaking around my neighborhoof spying in my windows! GO AWAY NOW!! SHOO SHOO!!

I will submerge myself in water until you are gone!!!

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Ha ha ha ha!

You people crack me up!

Not!



BF

 

[Kelsie]

Originally posted by The Bloat Fairy
I'll lock you!

BF

I'll 'unlock' you!

 

[KathyTX]

Ooh, I'm scared.

NOT!!!!



You think you're so tough... you better just watch your step, Mr. Big Shot BF.

 

[karebear1]

The BF only has IMAGINARY powers- and even if they were real- they're only TEMPORARY!!

Kelsie is the one with the REAL POWER! She can unlock things!

And thanks beanie I forgot that part!!

 

[Luvinit]

Hey...I conqured the Bloody Bloat Fairy this morning.....I got up at 3am...and Flushed him right down the toilet!!!!

NO MORE BF for me...at least not this month!!!...lol

Sianara....sucker!!!

Tracy

 

[CDoobee]

He must have come up through my pipes and OUT my toilet then! I've gained 6.5 pounds since Saturday!!!!!!
(can't get the eye-poppin' smilie to work, or there'd be lots of them here!)

Debbie

 

[karebear1]

WARNING!!!!

Although previous experience has shown that the magic words uttered in my post above have had actual and real effects on the Bloat Fairie, their power seems to have become diminished. Proof? I woke up this morning having gained 2 lbs. Is it possible that the Bloat Fairie has aquired some kind of new strength that even magic words cannot conquer? Could it be that we are DOOMED to the whims of his 'here's a pound..... or five' curse? Can we, as a society of weight losing LOSERS allow this so called "FAIRY" to continue his evil ways in casting spells upon the innocent members of our family!?!?!?!

I SAY NO! WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST THIS DEMENTED DEMON AND SQUASH HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

Let us not be swollen by the pounds of water! Let us not be drowned by the tears that we cry! For to cry is to give him more POWER!
Rather let us make merry in the water that he sends our way. Let us REJOICE that are hands look younger and our skin does not itch! Perhaps.... if we shall chose this coarse to follow, we will not need magic words to abolish the Bloat Fairie, but he will simply fade away seeing he is doing NO HARM to us anymore.


This editorial does not express the views of the DIS and it's associates.

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Originally posted by karebear1
This editorial does not express the views of the DIS and it's associates.

Yeah, you better use that disclaimer! I'm in the union!

 

[KathyTX]

Hey, BF- that 12 pack in your siggy. Is it Low-Cal or Low-Carb?

(Just trying to see which way you lean!)

 

[CrzyforPiglet]

The bloat fairy has just left my home and may be heading towards another WISHer with no warning, no mercy, and no regard for a person's scale sensitivities!!! Fairy indeed - I thought fairies were cute little things that were as light as air. Maybe the BF needs to join the WISH as well with the new 12 pack it's sporting!

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Originally posted by KathyTX
Hey, BF- that 12 pack in your siggy. Is it Low-Cal or Low-Carb?

(Just trying to see which way you lean!)

Lowenbrau

BF