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[takemeaway]

Tim:

At my age , if I took my top off for the camera, you would pay me good money to put it back on.

I didn't know Disney and Girl's Gone Wild had a contract together now. Snow White and Cinderella topless? Hmmmmmm, I think they might have something! Now, we just need Prince Charming to join the Chippendale dancers!

 

[tarzanman]

This is not a Disney affiliated program. This is a BeanoC Production.

 

[BeanoC]

Rose - you are under contract for this film, and I don't want to hear any of your whining. You Divas are all alike! You'll be paid the standard rate of 1 sailaway drink per day, and you'll like it!

I like the idea of the Disney female characters in the 'Girls Gone Wild' roles. Maybe I can get a shot of Jane swinging from Tarzan's vine...

Kamy, I think I'll change the advisory this year to read:

Due to the stupid nature of this video, it should not be watched by anyone.




'Beano'

 

[Wiggle]

So....Rose will be "Jane"...swinging from "Tarzan's" (Tom Cruise's) vine...while holding the leashes to her two kids' muzzles....as the kids are yelling, "mmff..mmmffff!!"....and the camera pans over to Kami drinking a sailaway drink...dressed as a topless Snow White...and tarzanman will be Dopey. Sound about right?

I'd like to be the second assistant gaffer to Mr. BeanoC.

 

[kamgen]

LOL!!!

Okay....this is sounding more and more like Reality TV every day!

And by the way.....Snow White would never be topless....that honor belongs to Ariel...now, where did that crab hide my shells???

 

[tarzanman]

I will not be Dopey. I want to be either the Dolly Grip, personal assistant to BeanoC or the Key Grip. Beano, you choose.

 

[kamgen]

I think tarzanman is Cameraman #2 (and in charge of props! )

 

[BeanoC]

Actually, tarzanman IS kinda 'dopey', but that is another story.

Ariel is DW's favorite character, and she's a redhead, so we'll have to see if we can renegotiate her contract to include a nude scene.

Tim, I am thinking Key Grip for you. That job title includes replentishing the beer supply, doesn't it?

It's a shame none of our kids will be able to watch this vacation video until they're 17.



'Beano'

 

[tarzanman]

I want to be in charge of the props.

17!?!

More like 30.

 

[takemeaway]

Lynne: You need to write the screenplay for this film

(Screaming at Beano) ONE SAIL-AWAY DRINK A DAY? That is slave labor. That isn't even minimum wage! (Takes her Jane costume and throws it at Beano. Grabs Tarzan by the vine and leaves the building).

Belle is my favorite character. She is smart and independent. She wasn't afraid to tell the Beast to go fly a kite and she read a lot. Anyone else have a favorite?

 

[tarzanman]

This is totally unscripted, thank you. It makes it funnier to be spontaneous. We don't need you in the show anyway. Beano, I will take her drinks since she don't want 'em.

 

[kamgen]

Well, I have a few fave characters....in terms of female characters I would have to say Tink...she was a brat with a big heart.... like me!

Otherwise I love Piglet (short and cute and a worrier, like me). I even got a tattoo of him!
And Stitch! Stitch is cool, crazy and has major mood swings....like me! LOL!

 

[BeanoC]

Rose, I will up it to 2 sailaway drinks a day and free food in the dining rooms for the duration of the cruise. Otherwise, I'm writin' you out!


DW's favorite character is definitely Ariel. Them redheads have to stick together! My favorite would have to be Aladdin - he looked royalty in the eye and called him a horse's -ss, then went and got himself a Genie, a hot babe, and became royalty himself. Not to mention having a pet monkey. Sweet!

Yes, my video is entirely unscripted, and usually hilarious, thanks to the riff-raff I hang with. You know who you are.




'Beano'

 

[kamgen]

That would be me....I am riff raff....and I hang out with riff raff.....and proud of it....

 

[MO64RN]

Belle is also my favorite. I also like Cinderella. I want to be a princess.

My daughter has a holiday princess collection of 4 dolls. Cinderella, Belle, Jasmine, and Snow white. They are all still in the boxes. I love them all.


I will star in Beano's movie for free. I will recieve my payment when I walk the red carpet and get my Oscar(something I have always wanted to do) Beano, you just may get the Oscar for best director. LOL!!!!!

I am getting ready to watch last years DVD. I am so in the mood to cruise.

 

[wayneg]

I think I will bring my Autograph book with all these movie stars onboard.

I booked a hotel yesterday. Staying at the Radisson Resort Parkway. Anybody else stayed there? Looks OK and recommended by a few websites. Booked it thru an Italian website which had a glitch in their system and didn't charge me for some of the nights. Radisson have honoured the price quoted. The problem on the Italian website has been very quicky corrected.

Wayne

 

[kamgen]

Wayne- you should be fine. I have never heard anything bad about the Radisson Resort Parkway.

Yes, bring your autograph book....we will make sure we accomodate your autograph requests! LOL!

Okay, two weeks from today we leave for FL! YAHOO!!!!

 

[Wiggle]

Get a load of that Maureen! "Beano, I will star in your movie...." Did you all pick up on that? Just flat out told Beano what was what, didn't she?

My favorite character is Johnny Depp as Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Mmmmm... Dag! Beano, get him in your flick, and I'll work for wage. I'll become a card-carrying member of DAG (DISboard Actors Guild).

 

[tarzanman]

In case you all don't know this yet. Tarzanman ("me") is the star of the show. There are more scenes of me in a BeanoC film than any other person. That would make me the star. I do not charge for autographs but if you want to touch me or have your picture taken with me you have to talk to Renee or Kamy, my publicists. Thank you.

 

[BeanoC]

You movie star types can really get to be a pain in the ...

Just smile for the camera, don't wave at it like all the other idiots in the world do, and things will be fine. Say clever things, be funny, and be natural, not dorky. Otherwise you're fired.

Beano has spoken.





'Beano'