What about these?
Woman is pregant but does not know who the father is until child is 2 and ends up in the hospital with life threatening condition.
Woman is pregant and doesn't know who the father is. She and lover never do a paternity test, so 18 years later, they are still playing the same "She could be yours" storyline.
Babies switched at birth
Dearly loved character is killed off, viewers protest, but the writers are stuck because the body was actually discovered and buried. As a solution, writers bring back character as a ghost or better yet, bring back the actor as a long lost twin or just a stranger who happens to look like the now dead character.
Character who suddenly becomes the latest singing sensation (not).
Character who ends up playing a double role (one being themself and the other bring evil). Sort of like the Freaky Friday scenario. I think every soap has done this.
Someone floats into town, becomes a poolboy/garderner/farmhand for a rich family and instantly either gets an exectutive job, marries one of the employers, or finds out they are related to the employers.
A regular character does something criminal like kill, abuse, rape, kidnap, etc and within a few years, everyone forgets it ever happened and the criminal gains the reputation as a model citizen/loving spouse/caring parent.
It is as if there is only on doctor in the entire city because everyone is a patient. That doctor is always on call in the ER and does everyones surgeries. Everyone uses the same gynecologist.
There also seems to only be one lawyer and one police officer/detective in the city. The lawyer is an expert in everything from divorces to business dealings to murders. The police officer/detective is always on call and handles everyones criminal investigations.
History is constantly changing. Jack on Y&R has walked around for decades crying about how all he wanted was a child of his own. Ummm....forget Vietnam and the child you fathered? The search to find him? How that now grown son showed up in town and his mother and little sister ran the local restaurant? They disappeared and he continued to jump from relationship to relationship crying about how all he ever wanted was a child of his own.
I understand the need to create storylines and create new character interactions, but the way they age children has always bugged me. They never make the parents age the same way. A 25 year old has a child and within 5 years the kid is 19. Mom, on the other hand, is 30 and still having kids. Her grandchildren will end up being older than she.
Lots of amnesia storylines.
I no longer watch soaps after moving here 5 years ago. Y&R and B&B were almost 2 years behind and in Italian. On American military satellite, GL and General Hospital were on at 5am. 2 years ago they got Y&R, but I was then 3 years behind and things had changed too much that it was too much of an effort to get into it again.
What I miss the most is Christmas time on soaps.....
How many times can this be THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER?