the heart attack grill in tempe, az. opened up a new diner that is a nightmare for those in persuit of a heart healthy diet. menu items include fries cooked in pure lard and a "triple bypass burger". waitresses dressed up as carricatures of nurses in skimpy uniforms and thigh high stockings have angered nurses who have demanded that the uniforms be 'retired'. i saw the owner of the business dressed in a white lab coat with a stethescope around his neck obviously mascarading as a physician. i think most people know that nurses aren't serving the food in short uniforms with cleavage and thigh high stockings and that its a theme restaurant not unlike hooters, 50's prime time cafe, etc. the uproar from the nurses has proved to be invaluable in terms of publicity and while i wouldn't want to eat the burger, those fries remind me of the kind my grandmother used to make in maine that i ate with vinegar and lots of salt. i might go for those...just once. 

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