So your from south Florida, but you are only PRETENDING to be a hillbilly/redneck ?
I am very disappointed,
I'm an implant from New York, so I was not familiar with this fascinating culture until I moved south of the Mason Dixon line. I had no idea that this species of people actually existed in my youth. I have tried to assimilate myself with the native population of hillbilllys and rednecks, but I still feel like I stick out.
Am I missin sumptin? Whats wrong wid hillbilly/redneck?
Nothing's wrong with hillbillys and rednecks. I have more fun with them than any of my friends. I have learned how to camp, canoe, go mucking; etc. I have been introduced to fabulous cuisine such as Kraft Mac & Cheese and Top Ramen. I have learned so many new uses for duct tape. To put it simply, I am the complete person that I am today due to the enlightenment given to me by redneck culture.
Wall E....glad you're nightmares stopped. But being a hillbilly aint all that bad. lol
I would love to live the lifestyle of a hillbilly. My problems are this. I hate the taste of beer. I'm a vegetarian. I can't find jeans that showcase my butt crack properly. I can't sit directly on public toilet seats. All of these afflictions and more make it impossible for me to become a proper hillbilly. Hillbilllys put up with me. They are my friends. But there is a disconnect. They look at me more like an oddity than anything else. I will never be accepted as a full blown hillbilly, and that is the great sadness of my life.
You'll shoot your eye out!! Oh, I am a hick. That's an edumacated redneck. LOL
I bow to you, oh great FWTrailerTrash.

I have always had this fantasy of living a simple life - just my wife, our nine kids, two bloodhounds, three t.v. sets(only the one at the top of the stack works. The other two are used as a stand), and my 1968 Mustang proudly resting on cinderblocks, just outside of my double wide trailer.