Hi,
Karen - I've always wondered what "My dh gets kitty litter kidney stones" means.
I can figure out your other tags, but I've wondered about that one.
Jen
Ok, I'll try to condense. But you have to know, this was a HYSTERICAL event in our lives that we STILL crack up about!!!
My dh had to have a CT scan done for something. He is friends with the radiologist, so the radiologist went over the scans with him and looked at EVERYTHING. Well, they found an incidental kidney stone. Mike's dad has kidney stones fairly frequently, but this one hadn't ever caused problems.
Well, one of the cons of CT scans (with contrast) is that sometimes the contrast and fluids can dislodge an otherwise static stone and cause problems. About 12 hours after the CT scan, Mike started having horrific pain. He had it for about 2 days, then ....nothing. So he figured the kidney stone had gone from kidney to bladder.
Well, he strained his pee for about 5 days or so. Then he figured he had missed it, so he stopped. A couple days later, he pees...looks down....and sees something small and round in the toilet.

It's his kidney stone!!! Because there are different "kinds" of kidney stones and b/c it's always helpful to know what kind you have, he reached in and got it. He put it into a urine sample cup that we had around from one of the kids. And we all looked at it. We all commented about how weird it looked. That it looked almost like.....a piece of kitty litter. And we joked that wouldn't it be funny if he took it in to be analyzed and it was kitty litter??
So he takes it in. They tell him it will be a week till they have the results.
He calls 10 days later. No results yet. Check again in a week.
He calls a week later. Still no results. Not uncommon, call back in a week.
He calls a week later and the receptionist says "uh....yeah.....we.....uh.....we....we have your results....but....uh....I'm not qualified to.....uh.....interpret these. please hold for the nurse."
So the nurse comes on and says "uh.....yeah.....uh.....we have your results right here.....and.....uh.....i'm not sure what they mean....and....uh....the doctor is on vacation so.....uh....he'll call you when he gets back next week."
So dh says "listen, I'm a physician, can you please just fax me the results?"
So they say they will. The fax comes over and it says something to the effect of "kidney stone presented does not have the characteristics of either a calcium or a uric acid stone. Composition of sample is mostly silica."
?????????????
So....Mike does a google search for "silica" and finds out it's the predominant ingredient in.....
yup.....CAT LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we gave him HECK that he turned in CAT LITTER. We teased him about it like crazy. He'd come home from work and I'd say something like "Tidy Cat called today and they offered you a job."
Anyway....I had the WHOLE story typed out in a DIS reply box (on the Blabbermouth thread) and yelled in to dh "do you mind if I tell the DISers about your kitty litter?" He sighed and said "no, that's ok." I hit reply and yelled in "ok, done." He gasped and said "THAT FAST?" I had to explain I had the whole thing all typed out already!!!!
The cruise was a few months later and a DISer made us a "Tidy Cat" sign with all sorts of funny quotes that had been said in response to the story. It was HYSTERICAL!!!!!
And now I'm the proud owner of a tag that I hope never never goes away!
