You guys are hilarious! I have been lovingly classified by a friend as a "TDU" as I have been told stands for "typical dumb user." Sooo...I don't understand all of your jargon but I am somehow able to laugh at the humor in this witty conversation haha. Anyway, as a lifetime "TDU" I still thought it interesting that a theme park location which houses EPCOT (experimental prototype community of.....when? Yesterday?.....oh....tomorrow) APPEARED to be on dial-up while I was checking in on most of my trips between year 2000-2010ish when the general public was getting pretty used to speed! Question: if they always have had outdated government type technology (which sounds pretty plausible to me), why in the WORLD would they initiate all of this magic band and fastpasses + craziness without updating their old stuff first? It all sounds like a recipe for disaster. Perhaps that is what we are seeing?