Any good jokes?

[hippiechick]

Not just blonde jokes!
Any funny joke.

O.kay I have a long one.


There was a bunny and he was hooping in the road and car comes and at that the bunny falls over dead (the car DID NOT hit it) The man get's out of the car and statrs giving it cpr. then a lady drives by and stops. She gets out of her car and sprays the bunny with something. The bunny hops up and starts on tothe grass by the road and hops a little and then waves and does it over and over. Then the guy turns to the lady and said "what is that"? The lady answered 'i don't know but says here 'spray rivives hair and gives an extra wave"

 

[*Tink*]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road¿¿¿¿¿



Because he was a chicken!!

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

This is so corny, but i don't care!!


Why did the turkey cross the road??


B/c the chicken was on vacation!!

 

[lilgoofygrl01]

How do u get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
limegreen Gianna

 

[~EcL2006~]

were does a general keep his armies?


up his sleevies

 

[TheRhyno_dxx5]

Here's one:

Q - Why did the chiken cross the road?
A - Cause all of you are telling jokes on his side!
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......yeah.

 

[LiLCaT1225]

I have one!!

Doctor: Nurse, did you take the patient's temperature?

Nurse: Why, no, Doctor. Is it missing?

I have another one!!

Teacher: How did you get that lump on your head?

Jose: I got hit by some beans.

Teacher: How could some little beans give you such a big lump?

Jose: They were still in the can.

OK one more!!

City Kid: Do you like raisin bread?

Farmer: Don't know. Never raised any.

 

[Rhian]

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!

Doctor: Why? What's come over you?

Patient: Two lorries, three buses and a car.

(sorry-I just had to!)

 

[*Hamm*]

LOL I don't have one but some of them are really funny!