Stan the News Man reporting LIVE from Spinning's front yard!
There seems to be quite a disturbing trend this summer. Ants. They are popping up EVERYWHERE. Let's sit down and have an interview, shall we?
Stan: Mrs. queen fire ant, can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Queen: Sure Stan! By the way we love your program! Well, as for myself, I'm 3 months old, pregnant, and a gemini. I like eating, having fun relationships and walking along the beach at sunset.
Stan:Thanks for the info. Can you tell me WHY you have so many "nests" here in spinning's yard?
Queen: Well, you see, I have kids... About 500,000 of them. And wel..... they need a place to live too ya know.
Stan: Well can you tell me about your childrens' attempt to devour Spinnings' child?
Queen: We were NOT trying to devour him! We just wanted to get a closer look at him!
Stan: Thanks for your time Mrs Queen.
And there you have it folks! The story behind the case of the summertime ants in spinnings' yard!
Stan the News Man signing off.