Another Unofficial Chatterbox Thread- Everyone is Welcome!

[eatmypixiedust]

Ummmm... Im a little crazy myself. I would probably find a whole fish to stick in her locker.

 

[funnygarcia]

There's always at least one... one bizarre, freaky, inept person that management hires.

why?

I have no idea.

Maybe the psycho person is heavily medicated in the interview??

Maybe management is easily swayed by the person, feels sorry for them? -- who knows.

But it's really hard to fire people.. especially scary psycho people.

 

[funnygarcia]

Ummmm... Im a little crazy myself. I would probably find a whole fish to stick in her locker.

a fish with a spork in it?

 

[eatmypixiedust]

There's always at least one... one bizarre, freaky, inept person that management hires.

why?

I have no idea.

Maybe the psycho person is heavily medicated in the interview??

Maybe management is easily swayed by the person, feels sorry for them? -- who knows.

But it's really hard to fire people.. especially scary psycho people.

My dad's company has had some crazy people. Once they were fired they came back and tried to get unemployment for getting fired. They were insane, especially this one lady....she said that everyone was jealous of her beauty and her car.

 

[staley7580]

a fish with a spork in it?

Indeed.. Or a firecracker. Whatever I have handy.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

a fish with a spork in it?

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Indeed.. Or a firecracker. Whatever I have handy.

How about a firecracker stuffed inside a fish?

 

[funnygarcia]

sweet!

 

[staley7580]

How about a firecracker stuffed inside a fish?

Exactly.. Nothing puts a smile on a crackpots face like fish guts all over their locker.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Exactly.. Nothing puts a smile on a crackpots face like fish guts all over their locker.

Yes! She should get one...just for the hali-but.

 

[staley7580]

Yes! She should get one...just for the hali-but.

 

[funnygarcia]

How about a firecracker stuffed inside a fish?

Been there, done that.

My "uncle" was happily drunk after fishing, couldn't get a hook out of a small fish. Stuck a firecracker in and lit it (still in his hand)


POOF!

We all got basted with fishy parts, it was gross.
Funny, extremely funny, made a HUGE impression on my young mind ... but really not cool. I got hit in the cheek with half cooked fish.

The hook?


Still stuck in what remained of the fish, hanging from the fish line, in my "uncle's" hand.
He was a bit amazed at the whole thing. Stood there straing at the line and fishy bits for a long time.. pondering what to do next.


Flying fish parts that are half cooked - not a fun thing to clean up.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Been there, done that.

My "uncle" was happily drunk after fishing, couldn't get a hook out of a small fish. Stuck a firecracker in and lit it (still in his hand)


POOF!

We all got basted with fishy parts, it was gross.
Funny, extremely funny, made a HUGE impression on my young mind ... but really not cool. I got hit in the cheek with half cooked fish.

The hook?


Still stuck in what remained of the fish, hanging from the fish line, in my "uncle's" hand.
He was a bit amazed at the whole thing. Stood there straing at the line and fishy bits for a long time.. pondering what to do next.


Flying fish parts that are half cooked - not a fun thing to clean up.

 

[staley7580]

OMG.. Okay. Now... Im a bit ashamed to say that we still had one, because Mikalah is three. Alright... Im very ashamed to say that we still had one. A sassy. My 3, almost 4yo dd still had a sassy that she used to go to bed every night. Yes.. I am a horrid mommy that babies my child.

But guess what????? It seems that during the course of the day, we have lost the very last Staley sassy. My baby girl is now in bed.. ASLEEP.. for the first time in her life... without a sassy. Oh yeah baby!!!! We have us a FULL ON big girl!

 

[staley7580]

Been there, done that.

My "uncle" was happily drunk after fishing, couldn't get a hook out of a small fish. Stuck a firecracker in and lit it (still in his hand)


POOF!

We all got basted with fishy parts, it was gross.
Funny, extremely funny, made a HUGE impression on my young mind ... but really not cool. I got hit in the cheek with half cooked fish.

The hook?


Still stuck in what remained of the fish, hanging from the fish line, in my "uncle's" hand.
He was a bit amazed at the whole thing. Stood there straing at the line and fishy bits for a long time.. pondering what to do next.


Flying fish parts that are half cooked - not a fun thing to clean up.

OMG. SHUT UP. That is FREAKISHLY HILARIOUS, and FREAKISHLY DISGUSTING.... All at the same time. How very NOT RIGHT.

 

[sameyeyam]

I read it to E he said it's "pre killer behavior"

uhhhh yeah I agree..
Psychotic scary lady

I do believe that I would have to disagree. I personally had a little dispute with our construction supervisor about 10 years ago. Apparently he thinks I can just cut a check and send it to him without my bosses signature, when boss is out of town. Anyway, we got in an argument, both yelled and I hung up, he kept calling back, I grabbed the phone receiver and banged it on my desk repeatedly, he kept calling back, I kept repeatedly banging the receiver on my desk. And yet here it is 10 years later and I haven't killed anyone...yet!

What's worse is that the person who saw her do it didn't report it. I think that's wrong if she gets away with it. I mean, who knows what she will do next....

Bring tartar sauce?

There's always at least one... one bizarre, freaky, inept person that management hires.

why?

I have no idea.

Maybe the psycho person is heavily medicated in the interview??

Maybe management is easily swayed by the person, feels sorry for them? -- who knows.

But it's really hard to fire people.. especially scary psycho people.

Now it all makes sense, that's why they've kept me around for 19 years. Everyone is to scared to fire me! Oh well, a person's gotta have job security nowdays.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I'm starting to like Etsy.com They have some cute stuff and great bargains I got a necklace someone made:

I like how it says Chick!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

OMG. SHUT UP. That is FREAKISHLY HILARIOUS, and FREAKISHLY DISGUSTING.... All at the same time. How very NOT RIGHT.

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

ALISON!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

OMG.. Okay. Now... Im a bit ashamed to say that we still had one, because Mikalah is three. Alright... Im very ashamed to say that we still had one. A sassy. My 3, almost 4yo dd still had a sassy that she used to go to bed every night. Yes.. I am a horrid mommy that babies my child.

But guess what????? It seems that during the course of the day, we have lost the very last Staley sassy. My baby girl is now in bed.. ASLEEP.. for the first time in her life... without a sassy. Oh yeah baby!!!! We have us a FULL ON big girl!

I wish N had taken to using a paci harder to break a thumb habit.

J was 2 when we took paci away, we got him down to just one.. gradually snipped it shorter and shorter. He tried biting on the lil nub left, lost it's appeal and that was it.

My sis has been grappling with taking away bottles for lil guy (3 next month) . But he just won't drink from a sippy, making messes instead of drinking. Dry diapers for long periof d of time.
He doesn't have any "extra" to lose on him! Every calorie she can sneak in counts to get him to GROW! So she hangs onto the bottles, keeping an eye on his weight. She still mixes NeoSure and whole milk to get the extra calories for him.