Another Unofficial Chatterbox Thread- Everyone is Welcome!

[Alex2kMommy]

man! why does it take an hour to get one little boy into bed???

 

[staley7580]

I am browsing HSN.. and they have a product for men. It is makeup, that makes you look like you have abs. I wonder if it would work on my husbands little pot belly.

 

[staley7580]

man! why does it take an hour to get one little boy into bed???

Because you dont duct tape him in.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

oh, two more boy names to consider (though these aren't unusual at all, i just saw them in somebody's siggie today.)

william (will)
andrew (andy or drew)

i'm kinda partial to andrew, and i like both of the nicknames for it.

 

[staley7580]

oh, two more boy names to consider (though these aren't unusual at all, i just saw them in somebody's siggie today.)

william (will)
andrew (andy or drew)

i'm kinda partial to andrew, and i like both of the nicknames for it.

Andrew is my uncles name, and my little cousins name. He is a booze hound, and a jerk... My uncle, not the little cousin.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Because you dont duct tape him in.

no, i mean get him into bed the first time!


i need a rope, a lasso to be specific...

 

[staley7580]

no, i mean get him into bed the first time!


i need a rope, a lasso to be specific...

He's teeny. You could grab him all quick-like, and have him taped in before he knew what hit him.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

dang it. somebody's up...

 

[Alex2kMommy]

honey? where's that roll of duct tape you keep in the garage?

 

[staley7580]

Did he tie you up instead???

 

[Alex2kMommy]

naw, i thought something happened to you!

well, then i fell asleep... out of sheer boredom, so it's really your fault...

 

[staley7580]

naw, i thought something happened to you!

well, then i fell asleep... out of sheer boredom, so it's really your fault...

Totally. I take all the blame. I was browsing.. That paint on abs thing just sent me for a loop. I had to see what else they were selling.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

you are a nut! you know that, right?

 

[staley7580]

you are a nut! you know that, right?

I know. So what do you think? Should I buy it for myself?? Paint some abs on my giant belly? Think I will fool anyone?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

i say no. best to look pregnant.

 

[staley7580]

i say no. best to look pregnant.

Trust me.. There is no mistaking that.

I have to buy some new shirts this weekend. My LOVELY husband pointed out that they were starting to get.... short. Hey babe.. I can see you stretch panel. GREAT. Mikalah thinks the stretch panel is to keep the babies from falling out.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

omg, too funny! like a safety net for them.

 

[staley7580]

omg, too funny! like a safety net for them.

Exactly! You should have seen her face when she noticed my stretch marks. She thought the little buggers were scratching me. I think seeing how the kids are reacting to my pregnancy is to funny. Every little thing is so new, and interesting to them. Its so cool!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

hello

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Ds8 saw a commercial for some sort of anti-stretchmark belly cream. i joked, 'ohhhh, lovely, aren't they?' when the commercial showed a drawing of a woman with bright jagged stretchmarks.

he and blurted, 'no!"