Another lovely day in Oklahoma. . .

[King Schultz]

Wait a minute...Tony Tyler? Is there a Toby Tiger suite? I guess you'll have to go with unlicensed intellectual property. Will there be a Harvey Porter land?

Couldn't afford the "Toby Tyler" licensing fee. . .

 

[Octoberbeauty]

I'd rather rum - unless you can mix up a mean margarita.

I make the BEST homemade strawberry daiquiris!!

 

[Octoberbeauty]

I'm kind of warming up to building a theme park here. . .

I'll call it Willy J. World and the tag-line will be "The Drunkenest Place On Earth".


A few of the attractions:

Pirates of The Cowetabian. . . Join the rowdiest crew on the high seas as your old wash tub races down 3 different drainage ditches and navigates around old branches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Don't hit the mail box! "'Tis an epic adventure, says I!"

The Haunted Atwoods Store. . . Board your shopping cart with the 'bad wheel of doom' and venture into the old Wal Mart building where 9 unhappy hardware store employees scream in terror as they rarely see a live customer. You can enter, but can you find someone to check you out? Or will you be there forever!! Bwaaahahaha!!


The Coweta Carousel Of Progress. . . Board the back of my pick-up truck for a scenic ride up to the 66 station where you will watch in wonder as one of Coweta's only stop lights goes from red to green to yellow. Now includes the exciting 'green turn arrow' scene. Don't forget the camera!!

Mow-a-topia. . . Children of all ages will enjoy boarding custom made Sears riding mowers and experience the joy of lawn care!!


Willy J's Sprinklerforrest Patio Cafe. . . Enjoy the thrill of sitting on cheap lawn chairs on the patio behind my house while I run a sprinkler or something. Plenty of rum, chicken fried steak, tequila for adults and beer and wine for the youngsters. . fine dining it ain't!!


Okay, that's a start- I'll start drinking and try to come up with some more later.

This is AWESOME!!!!!

 

[King Schultz]

Unlike those cheapskates at Disney, Willy J. World will have plenty of these signs around the park:

Spared no expense.

 

[jevs]

I make the BEST homemade strawberry daiquiris!!

To hell with Willy, I'm coming to your place

 

[Kitty 34]

I make the BEST homemade strawberry daiquiris!!

I'm in!!!!!

 

[Micca]

I make the BEST homemade strawberry daiquiris!!

Sherry we'll be the judge of that. How do we get samples???

 

[jevs]

Sherry we'll be the judge of that. How do we get samples???

Micca, there's a long line for these daiquiris - stop trying to jump the queue

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I'm kind of warming up to building a theme park here. . .

I'll call it Willy J. World and the tag-line will be "The Drunkenest Place On Earth".


A few of the attractions:

Pirates of The Cowetabian. . . Join the rowdiest crew on the high seas as your old wash tub races down 3 different drainage ditches and navigates around old branches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Don't hit the mail box! "'Tis an epic adventure, says I!"

The Haunted Atwoods Store. . . Board your shopping cart with the 'bad wheel of doom' and venture into the old Wal Mart building where 9 unhappy hardware store employees scream in terror as they rarely see a live customer. You can enter, but can you find someone to check you out? Or will you be there forever!! Bwaaahahaha!!


The Coweta Carousel Of Progress. . . Board the back of my pick-up truck for a scenic ride up to the 66 station where you will watch in wonder as one of Coweta's only stop lights goes from red to green to yellow. Now includes the exciting 'green turn arrow' scene. Don't forget the camera!!

Mow-a-topia. . . Children of all ages will enjoy boarding custom made Sears riding mowers and experience the joy of lawn care!!


Willy J's Sprinklerforrest Patio Cafe. . . Enjoy the thrill of sitting on cheap lawn chairs on the patio behind my house while I run a sprinkler or something. Plenty of rum, chicken fried steak, tequila for adults and beer and wine for the youngsters. . fine dining it ain't!!


Okay, that's a start- I'll start drinking and try to come up with some more later.

Curious about any timeshare opportunities???

 

[Micca]

there's a long line for these daiquiris - stop trying to jump the queue

Willy---Jo has just given me an idea: Fast Pass-Out Plus! When you have Fast Pass-Out you get in the shortest lines for beverages. Oh, and a theme for the daiquiris--"Sherry Poppins Rrrrrrrum Punch."

 

[jevs]

Willy---Jo has just given me an idea: Fast Pass-Out Plus! When you have Fast Pass-Out you get in the shortest lines for beverages. Oh, and a theme for the daiquiris--"Sherry Poppins Rrrrrrrum Punch."

But, but Micca - there might be a safety issue with FPOP.

 

[jevs]

Couldn't afford the "Toby Tyler" licensing fee. . .

Noooo, he's back in my shed today.

#sorrynotsorry

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

But, but Micca - there might be a safety issue with FPOP.

It sure got me last night. If ya know what I mean...

 

[THEDISNEYTHREE]

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[King Schultz]

The home-made strawberry daiquiris will be available in our second park. . .

Sherry-Cot.

 

[jevs]

It sure got me last night. If ya know what I mean...

I think you slept on the couch for other reasons last night GDD.

 

[jevs]

The home-made strawberry daiquiris will be available in our second park. . .

Sherry-Cot.

And that will be open...when?

 

[King Schultz]

And that will be open...when?

Sherry-Cot. . . opening Fall of 2016!

 

[jevs]

Sherry-Cot. . . opening Fall of 2016!

So I miss the opening bash of that one as well

Honestly...I need a GDD 'I can't even'....

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I think you slept on the couch for other reasons last night GDD.

I can't remember the last time I slept on a couch. I got a bed and I'm sleeping in it.