Another lovely day in Oklahoma. . .

[King Schultz]

Done deal then.

"Can we really spend 6 weeks in Coweta mum?? Coooollll!!!!"

 

[THEDISNEYTHREE]

Not Disneyland

I need more embarrassing/painful stories to share.

I say after the kids get down mowing his lawn you make him dress up as Mickey Mouse and build a roller coaster on that 2 acres. That should be as good as Disneyland.

 

[jevs]

I say after the kids get down mowing his lawn you make him dress up as Mickey Mouse and build a roller coaster on that 2 acres. That should be as good as Disneyland.

That would be fun. But I've gone off people dressing as animals after reading the 'Furries' thread.

If he had a dam or lake we could have done PoTC and he could have dressed up as a pirate.

 

[THEDISNEYTHREE]

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[King Schultz]

That would be fun. But I've gone off people dressing as animals after reading the 'Furries' thread.

If he had a dam or lake we could have done PoTC and he could have dressed up as a pirate.

We'll call it "Pirates Of The Coweta-bian"

I already have the ride boat. . .

 

[King Schultz]

I'm kind of warming up to building a theme park here. . .

I'll call it Willy J. World and the tag-line will be "The Drunkenest Place On Earth".


A few of the attractions:

Pirates of The Cowetabian. . . Join the rowdiest crew on the high seas as your old wash tub races down 3 different drainage ditches and navigates around old branches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Don't hit the mail box! "'Tis an epic adventure, says I!"

The Haunted Atwoods Store. . . Board your shopping cart with the 'bad wheel of doom' and venture into the old Wal Mart building where 9 unhappy hardware store employees scream in terror as they rarely see a live customer. You can enter, but can you find someone to check you out? Or will you be there forever!! Bwaaahahaha!!


The Coweta Carousel Of Progress. . . Board the back of my pick-up truck for a scenic ride up to the 66 station where you will watch in wonder as one of Coweta's only stop lights goes from red to green to yellow. Now includes the exciting 'green turn arrow' scene. Don't forget the camera!!

Mow-a-topia. . . Children of all ages will enjoy boarding custom made Sears riding mowers and experience the joy of lawn care!!


Willy J's Sprinklerforrest Patio Cafe. . . Enjoy the thrill of sitting on cheap lawn chairs on the patio behind my house while I run a sprinkler or something. Plenty of rum, chicken fried steak, tequila for adults and beer and wine for the youngsters. . fine dining it ain't!!


Okay, that's a start- I'll start drinking and try to come up with some more later.

 

[Kitty 34]

Maybe I should drive down and meet my new granddaughter just so I can stop at WJW in Coweta, OK!!!

 

[King Schultz]

Maybe I should drive down and meet my new granddaughter just so I can stop at WJW in Coweta, OK!!!

Please do!

 

[tarheelmjfan]

I'm kind of warming up to building a theme park here. . .

I'll call it Willy J. World and the tag-line will be "The Drunkenest Place On Earth".


A few of the attractions:

Pirates of The Cowetabian. . . Join the rowdiest crew on the high seas as your old wash tub races down 3 different drainage ditches and navigates around old branches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Don't hit the mail box! "'Tis an epic adventure, says I!"

The Haunted Atwoods Store. . . Board your shopping cart with the 'bad wheel of doom' and venture into the old Wal Mart building where 9 unhappy hardware store employees scream in terror as they rarely see a live customer. You can enter, but can you find someone to check you out? Or will you be there forever!! Bwaaahahaha!!


The Coweta Carousel Of Progress. . . Board the back of my pick-up truck for a scenic ride up to the 66 station where you will watch in wonder as one of Coweta's only stop lights goes from red to green to yellow. Now includes the exciting 'green turn arrow' scene. Don't forget the camera!!

Mow-a-topia. . . Children of all ages will enjoy boarding custom made Sears riding mowers and experience the joy of lawn care!!


Willy J's Sprinklerforrest Patio Cafe. . . Enjoy the thrill of sitting on cheap lawn chairs on the patio behind my house while I run a sprinkler or something. Plenty of rum, chicken fried steak, tequila for adults and beer and wine for the youngsters. . fine dining it ain't!!


Okay, that's a start- I'll start drinking and try to come up with some more later.

Sign us up. When will you start construction on the onsite hotel? Onsite guests do receive unlimited express pass, correct? Just so you know, I'm not coming, if I have to stand in line. Speaking of standing in line, make sure you build plenty of bathrooms. We're going to need them. I know some of you may be tempted to relieve yourself in the Pirates of the Cowetabian, but we'll have none of that in this classy theme park. Save that stuff for Disney.

 

[King Schultz]

Sign us up. When will you start construction on the onsite hotel? Onsite guests do receive unlimited express pass, correct? Just so you know, I'm not coming, if I have to stand in line. Speaking of standing in line, make sure you build plenty of bathrooms. We're going to need them. I know some of you may be tempted to relieve yourself in the Pirates of the Cowetabian, but we'll have none of that in this classy theme park. Save that stuff for Disney.

I've already started the on-site accommodations. . . moved one of riding mowers out of the shed this morning.

Spared no expense. . .

 

[jevs]

I'm kind of warming up to building a theme park here. . .

I'll call it Willy J. World and the tag-line will be "The Drunkenest Place On Earth".


A few of the attractions:

Pirates of The Cowetabian. . . Join the rowdiest crew on the high seas as your old wash tub races down 3 different drainage ditches and navigates around old branches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Don't hit the mail box! "'Tis an epic adventure, says I!"

The Haunted Atwoods Store. . . Board your shopping cart with the 'bad wheel of doom' and venture into the old Wal Mart building where 9 unhappy hardware store employees scream in terror as they rarely see a live customer. You can enter, but can you find someone to check you out? Or will you be there forever!! Bwaaahahaha!!


The Coweta Carousel Of Progress. . . Board the back of my pick-up truck for a scenic ride up to the 66 station where you will watch in wonder as one of Coweta's only stop lights goes from red to green to yellow. Now includes the exciting 'green turn arrow' scene. Don't forget the camera!!

Mow-a-topia. . . Children of all ages will enjoy boarding custom made Sears riding mowers and experience the joy of lawn care!!


Willy J's Sprinklerforrest Patio Cafe. . . Enjoy the thrill of sitting on cheap lawn chairs on the patio behind my house while I run a sprinkler or something. Plenty of rum, chicken fried steak, tequila for adults and beer and wine for the youngsters. . fine dining it ain't!!


Okay, that's a start- I'll start drinking and try to come up with some more later.

I simply cannot wait to hit up Coweta. Much change my signature now its official.

 

[King Schultz]

I simply cannot wait to hit up Coweta. Much change my signature now its official.

Good morning Jo!


Willy J World will also offer a daily character breakfast. . . guests can sit around and drink rum with me for breakfast, and I am a character!

Here's a little sample of the fare to start your day off:

 

[Micca]

This Willy World concept has a lot of potential. Will it feature "Okiemon Go?"

 

[jevs]

Good morning Jo!


Willy J World will also offer a daily character breakfast. . . we sit around and drink rum with me for breakfast, and I am a character!

Here's a little sample of the fare to start your day off:

Thank You Willy

 

[King Schultz]

Thank You Willy

My pleasure as always Jo.

 

[kilroy1966]

Happy hour 24/7!

 

[jevs]

This Willy World concept has a lot of potential. Will it feature "Okiemon Go?"

Now there's a point. Something for the kids to do after mowing and building character.

 

[King Schultz]

This Willy World concept has a lot of potential. Will it feature "Okiemon Go?"

Yes it will Micca!

And we'll be so drunk we won't even need a smart phone to see strange little creatures flying around!!

 

[King Schultz]

Sign us up. When will you start construction on the onsite hotel? Onsite guests do receive unlimited express pass, correct? Just so you know, I'm not coming, if I have to stand in line. Speaking of standing in line, make sure you build plenty of bathrooms. We're going to need them. I know some of you may be tempted to relieve yourself in the Pirates of the Cowetabian, but we'll have none of that in this classy theme park. Save that stuff for Disney.

I'll reserve the "Tony Tyler Suite" for you. . .

 

[Micca]

I'll reserve the "Tony Tyler Suite" for you. . .

Wait a minute...Tony Tyler? Is there a Toby Tiger suite? I guess you'll have to go with unlicensed intellectual property. Will there be a Harvey Porter land?