Boo'sMom
<font color=teal>Talks to the people in LK's head<
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You Might Be A NASCAR Redneck If. . . . . .
You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!".... It isn't?? And next you're probably going to tell me that they don't always end it with a fighter jet fly-over
You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....
You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.... Not Petty, Earnhardt's
You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.... I CAN read, but recommend "DRIVER 8" as a much better book
You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... Does Renew vows count??? How about having Elvis do the ceremony??
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... $10...waste of money.....
You have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room.... Earnhart, Jr.,Rusty & Gordon (but that one is used as a dart board)....and it's the racing room.....
You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.... d'uh....better point would be "you actually understand the points system
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three.... Turn 4 and it was Dega
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....that's just silly...no NASCAR in December...but you CAN mow your driver's number into your lawn on race weekend
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... AJ's birthday is one week before the NH race, and we can celebrate our anniversary at the Atlanta race, and my birthday at Pocono race.....WHAT?????
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....this only applies to men............
You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round.... Ever heard the phrase "product sensitive???"
The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....2.5-mile paved tri-oval super speedway;
31 degree banking in the turns;
3 degree banked backstretch;
18 degree banking in tri-oval
frontstretch chutes 1,900 feet to and from tri-oval;
backstretch length is 3,000 feet.
Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".... careful.....
You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....you can't SEE anything from INSIDE!!
You know the "Back way" to Talledega....No, but Neil has driven my volvo AROUND the Talledega track.....long story......
You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhNO
You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....not if you have surround sound!!!
damn....i'm doomed....
You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!".... It isn't?? And next you're probably going to tell me that they don't always end it with a fighter jet fly-over
You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....
You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.... Not Petty, Earnhardt's
You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.... I CAN read, but recommend "DRIVER 8" as a much better book
You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... Does Renew vows count??? How about having Elvis do the ceremony??
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... $10...waste of money.....
You have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room.... Earnhart, Jr.,Rusty & Gordon (but that one is used as a dart board)....and it's the racing room.....
You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.... d'uh....better point would be "you actually understand the points system
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three.... Turn 4 and it was Dega
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....that's just silly...no NASCAR in December...but you CAN mow your driver's number into your lawn on race weekend
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... AJ's birthday is one week before the NH race, and we can celebrate our anniversary at the Atlanta race, and my birthday at Pocono race.....WHAT?????
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....this only applies to men............
You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round.... Ever heard the phrase "product sensitive???"
The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....2.5-mile paved tri-oval super speedway;
31 degree banking in the turns;
3 degree banked backstretch;
18 degree banking in tri-oval
frontstretch chutes 1,900 feet to and from tri-oval;
backstretch length is 3,000 feet.
Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".... careful.....
You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....you can't SEE anything from INSIDE!!
You know the "Back way" to Talledega....No, but Neil has driven my volvo AROUND the Talledega track.....long story......
You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhNO
You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....not if you have surround sound!!!
damn....i'm doomed....
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