And We Go To Church For This?

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Believe or don't, but the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

For those of you who have children and don't know it we have a nursery downstairs.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and Noth ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club. All ladies wishing to be little mothers will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken up to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so.

At the evening service tonight the sermon will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
 

Very few things are making me laugh right now (my throat is sore and it is hard to laugh w/o pain) but this did it! LOL!
 














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