I noticed 3 things today. Would you like the good, the bad, or the ugly first? Yes, I knew you were an optimistic bunch, so here goes the good news. OK, the first thing I noticed today, when I turned on my computer was that my ticker SAYS 3 months and some spare change. 3 MONTHS, People!!!! 3 MONTHS and some days that hardly count, because some of it will be travel, or vacation or whatever. The important number here is 3!!!!
So I suppose that means it is time for yet another ranking upgrade, or self-promotion as we like to call it around here. Boy HoWdY!!! I have no idea WHAT we even are right now. Doesnt matter this time around; just figure, whatever we WERE, we are now above it. Lieutenants?? Passe, baby! Sergeants?? Forget it! Anyway, Ill make extra sure, that by next month, I have it figured out, and let you know what rank weve promoted ourselves to and you can grab your party drink and celebrate with us. Heck, you even have my permission to do that RIGHT NOW for this happy occasion! Go ahead, grab a cold one, and slug it down. Were almost ready to launch our rocket!!
Now, onto the bad. The bad news today is that our sewer (I can hear you! I know you just said under your breath, Oh brother! Not this rot again!) is not working at its optimal free-flowing self again. Definitely not in a crisis state like last time I brought up this crappy situation, but bad enough that its once again making Hubby Grumpy Pants in a very bad mood. Yes, once again, the pump will have to give things a stir, and once again hell have to invite the city clean out dudes to pump the manhole in our street, and argue about whose responsibility it is, who has to pay, etc
.. What on earth does this have to do with Disney you might ask yourself? Well, lets just say, that it is things of this very nature which make me yearn for that vacation even more!! Psssst
. were down to 3 months and some.
And for the ugly
one of the more grisly things I noticed today was that the ghastly calling cards, left behind by each of my children as they entered this fine world, were making an announcement that they wanted to rule my life for the time being. Now, if youre over 40, have ever had a baby, or just plain old have poor vascular function, you are allowed to keep reading. If not, run! Run far, and run fast!
Yesterday, I was running along just fine. Literally. Life was good and things were status quo. NOT today. Today, I was quite alarmed that my very sitting was not going to happen like business as usual. IT was, in fact, the first thing I noticed today. Even before I noticed my ticker has a magical number 3 in it. Look, I have nothing against my children. They had to come out in the normal fashion, but on days like this, I wonder if it was all worth it. A couple months ago, I thought that a bum neck was the worst, but I am here to testify that this malady is dead even with that in terms of pain; its just NOT a pain in the neck, its a pain in the
.well, you get the idea. So, here I am semi-reclined on the couch, my pillow, my blankie, and my laptop all cozied up next to me. Do you think running is going to happen anytime soon? Im sorta doubting it. What on earth does this have to do with my Disney vacation, you might ask yourself? Well, duh. I cant keep my Disney training up, and it certainly takes my mind OFF planning and ON other places. I hope its all cleared up in 3 MONTHS!!!!!!