An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'm going to hang myself now. She answered everyone else's questions. She did not answer not ONE of mine. And there were at LEAST five teen questions. In that one post. Really!

Heh heh.

Don't get all crispy with Me(l)... Celery.

You are crunchy and nutritious. Yet crusty.

Too.

All healthy and low cal. Yet suicidal.

It's not good. For a nice bland veggie.


I think.

I'm planning an ODE to CELERY... I'm just workin' up to it.

Back later.

cheers, M.

 

[mikayla73]

Mel - great installment ... and I love the new pic in your siggy!

 

[bdg100]

reatGay eportray. hanksTay orfay haringsay.

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 05:06 PM. Reason: I put you in an installment of my trippie. After all. That's pretty good. For a garnish.

I am DED. For a garnish. DED (nocs)

 

[horsegirl]

I am DED. For a garnish. DED (nocs)

That


I know Haley! That one got me too! and bland vegetable!

 

[femail]

thats what i like. about you. i'll just be reading along. with a smile. on my face. when suddenly.
all heck breaks loose and i can't. breathe. cuz i'm laughing so hard that i can't get air. at all. the fire in the garbage can line. that i don't think i got. as a quote. here. darn it all. but i think. ill go read it again. again.
cuz im a glutton for it. not breathing a little. just until the pass out part. go me(l) !!

 

[Disfan3]

you know I had to show up at some point. Thanks for the reference, Mel. It did not go unnoticed. Neither did your hubby in the mickey t. Mine was the same way. Until this last trip. At TL. When he got Florida-beet-red-sun poisioning and in the franticity that is loosing your clothes, a shoe, three cameras and two kids at a waterpark...well he broke down and finally bought a Disney t shirt.

Now I cant get the dang thing off of him. 4real!

love the pics

and whats so wrong with LWTL? You and all your so called buddies need to lay off the EPICOT fastpass choices.

LYMI!!!

EVERYONE!!

PEACEOUT!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Oh man. I think I need more coffee. So I'm sitting here pondering about what the happy haunts really sound like. Then I thought I should go upstairs and ask this guy from Canada if he knows you. Cuz all Canadians know each other. Didn't you know that? Just like all gay people know each other. Yep. Every single one of us knows all the rest. It's like a network. Or like DIS people with their agmhpc from Home Depot. Only we can't reveal our secret code.
So Mel. Do you know Kevin? He's from prince edward island. He's really cute and a computer programmer. He's been here for about 9 years. He works for a company called Keane.
Just wondering.
He mumbles a lot. He says it's a Canadian trait. I wonder if the happy haunts mumble.
He is VERY funny. I think there's something in the water up there.
Except for in Quebec. Celine Dion is not purposefully funny. She's pretty unintentionally frickin hilarious though (NOF).
I think my all time favorite Canadian (besides Mel and Kevin) is Sarah MacLachlan.
I misspelled her name, but she knows I love her.
Do you guys actually watch DaVinci's inquest up there? It's pretty graphic sometimes.
Ok.
Enough of my rambling.
I swear I've worked today! Really! Only ten more days to go!

I would have gotten back last night. But...we got into dinner. Homework. Yada. Then Mellyman got sick.

And he is a terrible baby.

Plus... you compared me to Celine Dion.

So I wasn't really in a hurry. Capish?

Anywho... Canadians don't all know each other. For example... I don't know Celine Dion. By choice. TFI.

I also don't know Wayne Gretzky. But since he lives in the States now, it really doesn't matter.

When he left us for the KINGS. It was ALL OVER! Baby.

He might as well have left us for the KINKS. At that point.

McSorley can ALSO bite me.

To sum this up: No. All Canadians do not know each other. I don't know your friend. He sounds typical though. For a Canadian. Heh heh. Especially the cute part. I also know some gay Canadians who don't know each other either. How's that for weird?

I hate Celine Dion. And, as long as my heart goes on, I will continue to.

I like some things about Quebec. Not others.

I LOVELOVELOVE the music of Sarah McLachlan. LOVE IT! One of my most loved songs. In the world is: Possession. I also love Building a Mystery... and When She Loved Me. Plenty of others. PLENTY.

Lilith Fair! BABY!

We, often, watch DaVinci's Inquest. It's graphic. Sometimes. And he reminds me of David Bowie. TFI.

Here's your ODE:

Ode to Celerystalker

Fresh, crisp and nicely green
Good for gout and the spleen

Be you blanched, stewed or served up plain
French, Creole or Cajun you're one of the main

A versatile veggie, sure to please
A trinity, you belong in threes

As a raisin boat you're oh so right
Mostly water yet you've got bite

Five minutes to write and so this poem ain't long
Now: Get back in my drink... where you belong!

the end


Cheers, Mel.

 

[celerystalker]

Oh. My. Goodness!
My eyes are wellin'! (do you guys have those stupid dr scholl's commercials up there too? If not, you probably have no clue what I'm talking about.)
That was so sweet! And definitely worth the wait. I promise never to compare you to that evil "singer" and her pedophile husband! Ack. I just used the p word in your trip report. Umm. Let's make it her evil pediatrician husband! Yes!
I finally have something worthy to put in my signature!

And who is McSorley? If it has to do with sports, I probably have no clue. Although I do know who Gretzky is.

And Lilith Fair was great! Woo!

 

[jen0610]

Ode to Celerystalker

Fresh, crisp and nicely green
Good for gout and the spleen

Be you blanched, stewed or served up plain
French, Creole or Cajun you're one of the main

A versatile veggie, sure to please
A trinity, you belong in threes

As a raisin boat you're oh so right
Mostly water yet you've got bite

Five minutes to write and so this poem ain't long
Now: Get back in my drink... where you belong!

the end


Cheers, Mel.

You rock!!! And now I have to clean Pepsi off of my monitor.

 

[team weasel]

OK - OK MY TURN, MY TURN.

Mel - Your trip report has me HOOKED. I lurked for the longest time and now I have been forced to become an "official" DISer just so I can tell you how awesome you are.

Hubby and I will be heading to 'da world in exactly 6 days and I can't wait. Your stories are so descriptive and funny that I feel like I'm there and I don't even have to pay admission!

To everyone else on this board thanks for many, many Pepsi through the nose days. Gotta love it!

 

[ZZUB]

While consuming my lunch (ham and cheese on rye), I caught up on this tripe which passes for a Trip Report (wouldn’t John Karr be horrified!) Are we still doing that? I’ve been in Disney for a while and am no longer up on the protocol. Yes, it’s true that I have a mountain of work to pick through but after only 3 hours of sleep last night, a romp through your so-called Trip Report seemed easier to digest with my lunch than the ridiculous and macabre insult to dead trees on my desk.

I was wrong.

Your description of fried squid and chewy chicken made bile rise high into my esophageal passage with unprecedented alacrity.

Shudder.

I always send the cat more postcards than my Mother.

It's my way.

Indeed. Let's home Mamma remembers that when she's drafting her will.

Calvin: Just keep five dollars for a reward.

Ah. The smart one in the family. But you should at least keep $20.

I started with some of the DELISH flavoured butter. And a roll. At the front of the salad bar. It was a sort of sundried tomato and herb(?) butter... I think. Anyhow is was SO good. I wanted to have more. With more bread.

Amateur. Never waste stomach space at a buffet on bread! Skip the bread; skip the salads. Move on to the meat, potatoes and shrimp. Duh!

Deviled eggs: The perfect beginning AND ending to every meal.

Finally, a sentiment I can agree with. Which makes me crazy. And want to listen to Howard Dean speak.

Ah, Deviled eggs. The food of kings, queens, Melly and ZZUB. I agree they are yummy. And now they are yet another reminder of my DIS friends. Deviled eggs = appetizers AND after-dessert treats. For two of my favorite people.

Not just my favorite screen name, but also one of the coolest people on the Dis. Thanks, Ashclan.

So does anybody else get the feeling that ZZUB would cough up two dinning credits for some good Easter 1994ish deviled eggs?

I’d cough up 3. But you’re still on double secret probation, Missy!

Thanks for making me miss my vacation, Mel.

Kidcot funstops in the bathroom? That's the ballgame.

 

[sheridac]

Indeed. Let's home Mamma remembers that when she's drafting her will.

For all those ATTEMPTING to follow along...
Home = hope.

TFI

 

[luv2crash]

Been lurkin' on the boards for about 2 years now and just had to post! Your trip reports are a hoot!

ZZub is back!! Can't wait to hear about his trip. Did you lose the battle?

 

[Figments Pal]

Aww. I wish I had something witty to share too. But all I can do is echo everyone else's sentiments. And maybe toss in a smiley.


There we go. Keep up the great work! I'll be waiting!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Hey-yo Melly Poo

Loved your installments.

I haven't read it in a while TFI

Been busy with school, and such.

Now I want to eat at Alfredo's.

I will forward the bill. TO you.

Love the pics BTW.Perhaps SHer can give you pointers.
She did take that pho-toe class after all.

 

[LaLa]

Mel, just stopping by to say I'm really enjoying the report. You're doing a great job. Keep it up.

Oh, and check out my bling.

I’d cough up 3. But you’re still on double secret probation, Missy!

Is that anything like double secret reverse Ignore? I'm on that again? Well, good thing you can't read this...



Actually, it's a shame you can't because it was FNOFF. If I do say so myself. LY/MI. Is not played.


Rock on Melly.



Layla

 

[sdy]

It's the 250 pound man plus, roughly, 150 lbs of kidlets... on the 120 pound woman.

You were prom queen, weren't you?
WEREN'T YOU??????

How do I get to be you when I grow up?
Seriously.
Do tell.

Please send a memo.

Written in Olde English.

Cuz memos are prettier that way.

xx, sid

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Mel, have I told you yet how much I enjoyed this last installment? I can't remember.

WB ZUBB, (buddy, pal, loser).

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

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