An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Another good installment. Of course, I bout choked up (not with tears) with the CP pictures.

Few years back DS#2 got something bad there and ZZUB'd all over the park (and the boat dock, and the boat dock at FW, you get the picture). The restroom at Liberty Tree Tavern was his favorite deposit zone. You know, the one parents sing in? Except there was no singing...well maybe you could compare it to some of those American Idol wannabe's.

So now, we don't do CP. It causes groans when we walk by. Too bad, got some pictures similar to yours before the dark times and everyone was having fun.

Can't wait for more!

Skip the last installment!!!! TFI.

But... I have a question for you:

What is the "LOTW"? What does it mean?


In your sigie?

Thanks for readin'!

Cheers, Mel.

 

[disknight]

LOTW

Although I'm not a member yet, LOTW means "Lushes of the World"

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

LOTW

Although I'm not a member yet, LOTW means "Lushes of the World"

How does one join?

What are the membership dues?

Initiation and all that?

 

[disknight]

Go to the "Restaurant" forum and search for "What is LOTW?" You'll find lots of info.
My son took up the challenge of drinking around the world. Too funny. I know more about him after that trip then I ever wanted to know

 

[Shelby5514]

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

ditto














heh. heh.

 

[kpk89]

Mel, ITA w/ joining LOTW. KWIM? There also s/b SOTLOTW. Strollers of the Lushes of the World. For people who want to drink around the world AND not pay attention to their footwear.

I feel full after reading about your meal at CP.

 

[AshClan]

Moving on... I had some wonderful salad of romaine lettuce and bleu cheese. Which is TREMENDOUSLY GOOD. But... only if you like bleu cheese. TFI.

Otherwise it is... "smelly and gross". According to Calvin.

He passed. On it. When I offered him a taste.

And shoved my fork away from his face so hard that it almost flew out of my hand and impaled Mellyman who was sitting on the other side of me.

No-likey-the-bleu-cheesy. I guessy.

I informed him that a simple "No thank you" would have sufficed. In the delivery of that message.

And that "bleu cheese" does NOT smell like "dirty feet".

Actually... it does. But... in a GOOD way.

Y'know, here's something that Calvin and I agree on. Nup, nup!

WE WERE DONE. I think.

I would have gone back for a deviled egg. To top it all off. If there had been any.

Sadly... there were NOT.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Actually, it was. Wrong. It was a crime that there were NO DEVILED EGGS. There.

Deviled eggs: The perfect beginning AND ending to every meal. TFI.

Ah, Deviled eggs. The food of kings, queens, Melly and ZZUB. I agree they are yummy. And now they are yet another reminder of my DIS friends. Deviled eggs = appetizers AND after-dessert treats. For two of my favorite people

Although THIS conversation proved to be a little strange:

Tommy: Can I sit in my stroller?
Mellyman: No. Because YOUR MOTHER is in it.

This is going down as one of my all-time favorites!!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

WHEW, I finally caught up on your report! Thank goodness for work, otherwise I'd never have 8 hours to sit around and read!

Despite "TFI" popping up every other sentence, I still haven't figured out what it means! And I have certainly tried! Too fluffy icebergs? Tommy Feeds Iguanas? Tropical Flavored Irish? The Finland Incident? Teens fly incognito? I HAVE NO IDEA!

 

[jamal]

That's when I realized I forgot my sunglasses at THE CRYSTAL PALACE!!!

CRAP!!!!

One more thing. For Jami.

You're right. That picture was terrible. Of Me(l).

I looked for a better one from that night but all were pretty bad. It was a bad face day. For me. I think.

Who took the picture? Tommy?

Bring the Beth pho-toes. When my A becomes interested in girls I want to show him his future bride. Who, FYI, should be named Andrea to carry on the Happyhaunt tradition. Beth will work, though. We'll just rename our A 'Bif.' Or Beth.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Mel - great installment!

Calvin is stubborn. And he doesn't give half of a crap, sometimes.

Like Mother, like son???

 

[javamom]

Tommy: Can I sit in my stroller?
Mellyman: No. Because YOUR MOTHER is in it.

(that falls in the category of things you think you'll never have to say in your life. Like: "CALVIN! Don't flush mandarin oranges down the toilet!")

ROFL.... our personal family favorite here is "Eat that food that's in your mouth!"

It would seem obvious, but you wou d be amazed at how often I have had to say that.

 

[mikayla73]

Great installments Me(l) ... I am off now to find out exactly what a LOTW is!

 

[LaLa]

I think it put a damper on the evening of the other people standing around us.

Marvelling at what kind of morons. We were. Up on a lightpost and in a stroller.

I don't know why this struck me so funny but I can just see this scene in my mind and it's got me cracking up.

We LOVE the Crystal Palace too, Mel. The building's beautiful and the food there definitely rocks.

And you're right. If they would only add deviled eggs to the menu, I think it'd be right up there with Le Cellier. Or at least Boma.

That's all I got for now but I'm waiting.

For Mr. Silly to make another comment agreeing with Sher and Haley after THAT picture.

Great report. Thanks for sharing. IS played.



Layla

 

[WDW LOVR]

How does one join?

What are the membership dues?

Initiation and all that?

It's more a state of mind, like when the first thought in your mind when you plan a trip to WDW is I wish Germany would bring back the regular Spaten instead of the dark Spaten, or why in the world would Norway not serve Ringness anymore . Us dedicated LOTW plan our Dismeets at Rose and Crown, not at the MK.

Dues are the cost of a drink in every country around the WS (in one afternoon). Advanced members have a drink at every booth during the F&W festival (in one afternoon).

Initiation is trying to walk back to the BW without falling down.

Membership can also be had by a monorail drinkathon, although a drink at each monorail establishment is childs play compared to a lap around the WS.

You can become an associate member by spending an evening at Jellyrolls singing along to "Paradise by the dashboard light" at the top of your lungs. And then not falling down on the walk back to your room.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

WHEW, I finally caught up on your report! Thank goodness for work, otherwise I'd never have 8 hours to sit around and read!

Despite "TFI" popping up every other sentence, I still haven't figured out what it means! And I have certainly tried! Too fluffy icebergs? Tommy Feeds Iguanas? Tropical Flavored Irish? The Finland Incident? Teens fly incognito? I HAVE NO IDEA!

Alrighty...PAY ATTENTION:

TFI=FYI

Same thing. But in a fun code sort of way.

That makes reading this thing even MORE lame. And difficult.

So sorry.

Keep truckin'. Through this ever-worsening carp.

OH...

carp= crap

TFI.

Thanks for reading. You are very brave.

Cheers, Mel.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

You can become an associate member by spending an evening at Jellyrolls singing along to "Paradise by the dashboard light" at the top of your lungs. And then not falling down on the walk back to your room.

You, my friend, have just SOLD me!

Heh heh.

Now... where do I get the T-shirt?

Mel.

 

[sheridac]

You, my friend, have just SOLD me!

Heh heh.

Now... where do I get the T-shirt?

Mel.

I have the proper T-shirt. For JRS. You know.

 

[Mr. Silly]

That's all I got for now but I'm waiting.

For Mr. Silly to make another comment agreeing with Sher and Haley after THAT picture.

I have decided that I no longer will publicly agree with anything HaleyB says (sads?). As a precautionary measure. Mostly.

 

[javamom]

Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 06:44 AM. Reason: Can I pick an equally lame drinking tune, instead? What about: The Piano Man or American Pie?

I with you on the Piano Man, Me(l)

♪♪ 'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody,
and you've got us feelin' alright.... ♪♪

 

[queenmum2]

Or... older than The Queen of England. No offense to queenmom. Intended. TFI. End of Fake photo image} Heh heh.

Uh...none taken...

cheerio. pip pip. and all that.

Carry on.

The Queen