An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

Dear Happyhaunt-
Thanks for adding a whole new level to trip report interaction. Now I give myself one point if I have read the original literary masterpiece from which you are stealing the title. I have 10 points and a question.... is ZZUB's trip report a literary masterpiece?... I am thinking yes (my own trip report has been called literary crack so certainly they are literary) ... so then I have 11, 12 since we are now counting trip reports as masterpieces so the original title should count since I am here. Now. Reading this trip report. Which is funnier than many literary masterpieces....and trip reports too.

I also have a theory on why Living With the Land is a Fastpass (and btw I love that ride).....

to trick unsuspecting park goers into getting a fastpass and thus being unable to have one for Soarin' or MS or even.... Maelstrom....
 
Made a mistake with ONE of the pics. Had to go back and change it.

I had put two of the same ones in. Instead of another one. I wanted.

Don't bother looking.

It's just as bad as the one I replaced it with. TFI.

Mel.
 

sheridac said:
Good thing ya didn't Mellly. What would you do with TWO Bridemen??? :teeth:

HA Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Nice catch.

I missed that. When I wasn't proofing. Again.

Maybe it's a Freudian slip?

'Cause the one CM was pretty cute. And about... 20.

Yikes!!!!


I'm off. To church.

M.
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
Michael Jackson also likes Pepsi.

I recall he had a bit of a flare up with Pepsi during a commercial shoot.

Delightfully awesome recent installments, BTW.
 
Excellent Mel! I love finding more of the Adventures of your Koala screamin, Murse Tote'n Clan.

Sorry for the typos, iroined my hand on monday(great way to get out of laboring on Labor Dya - grab a hot iron) but now I can type better.

MORE MORE ORE
 
Good as always...however I like the living in the land thing...but I think that's cause I live in the tomato capital...when a greenhouse industry drives your local business community and you make your living lending money to business you feel very well fond of the stuff that pays it back.

In other areas I've felt fond of trees and all kinds of weird objects. Strange vegetables are not so bad really.
 
You rock!!!! My sister left her purse on a bus between CSR and MK in June. She realized it just after the bus pulled away. The CM's were unable to figure out which bus it was (apparantly they switch routes frequently :sad2: ) So, long story short, she got her purse back the next day minus about $200. Glad to get camera back, but would have liked the $$. Not everyone is as conscientious as you.


Oh, just for you-- :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
 
Hey, Mel, I saw an interesting sight today and immediately thought of the Happyhaunts. Because, as I was walking into my office, right in front of me, was a man with a ... murse.
 
Two installments were just what I needed after my long flight to Cairo. Egypt.
With my kids. Aged 7 and 3.

Fantastic as usual. :thumbsup2
Not the flight. The TR.
 
... :tiptoe: ..in...for a few :lmao: ..

i think ..the ways you personalized the disney magic is #1..
in my book.. o..you can fly now! thanks a bunch.. :banana: ..
for sharing!!

i'm still skimming & skippin..which is made possible by the
"ones of a kind"...pics..capturing..your kindred spiriirts!!! :goodvibes

me a thinking " :earboy2: "..so much :earseek: ,that sharing
this report on the ship..will make me, the most popular?
:cool2: :boat: dude of all? maybe..


calvin ..ever get his souvineer belt?...i can imagined the
:stitch: & :tink: model? [exactly where in epcot this being offered.. :rolleyes1


just my lil observy..you guys sure named your kids prefectly...
beth?..from the #1 song by those funny lookin :clown: guys...
dedicated to the lil hersery's ..kiss..es? tommy...what a sweet
lil ladddie...hope top gunnie wasn't being watched...and gave you
thye mood [ :love2: ]..surely not, :Pinkbounc on the couch?...ether?
noooo...i'm thinking tommy lee jones.."mean & tough" with the sweeetest
disposition?..then there came: calvin... :smokin: at the tender age of 8..
just supossin..there's a mom..respons.. for his wild :figment: imagination?
anyhoos.. :thumbsup2 [bet you can't wait for the grandchildren?]


ha!, squeak-squeak..fyi, was never intended for the interepre"at"inn, it
got! however, afterwards..ok?..got me wishin ..that was true [what you
all was thinking]..instead of the reality...recently, he stripped our outdoor
faucet..water a running everywhere...we gave our not-tooo happy neighbors
a "pond"..jeeks o' peeeps..you think they would have thanked us????
* believe it or not, he brought home a new stray..jackie russell..& i swear,
that dog walks just like him!!! [ oh, it so nice that others can share similar
experiences...how the house remodelin going?]

maybe you found a "male"stormer bag? it didn't have a name written inside..
or a call sign..like lil' grumpy was here! just ? but..once again..you're the sweetest..melllystormer :bride: ..i'm more in line with calvin.. :blush:


melons & bridal'men [cm]..i don't know but they seem to go together..i
never used to think like that...thanks be, to the, polygal" got melons"?
and the know how to used them-jingle...just whistlin..dixie chicks..from
o'melly a stormin..sure are corrupting sweet lil old me> :angel: guy.

:ssst: ..you can tell me..where the paint brushes hiding places are..
i know how to keep a secret...& in return, i share what i really think about
you, shelby, melons, sheri-D, & all the gang..here's a hint.. :dance3:
deal?

too late..the poool is all covered up..we live on top of a lil mt..great view/
exciting winter driving...anyhoo...cos of that, we had to put in a in-grounder
....there are houses [big ones] below us..don't want to be remodeling the
whole village...i don't know..but our pool temp was only 70..that's colder
when we opened it after winter???..the week before, it's was near 90..
hope it isn't an indication of a cold winter? snakes loves hiding under our
covered..every year..it's an adventure gettin her opened...don't ask how
the closing went..we :scared1: the whole township..and was visited by
the fire department...

any packin tippos for me??? ...i seem to rememberrr someone running a
100 yd dash.in a bikini..have u seen her? i got some on sale..unfort..unately
.. lil missy twisted my arm, so they had to go back..all of'em..dwatties!
[whew..she sure lost alot wt. for this trip]..per"sin"aly, me like baggy
clothes..can move around in them & hide alot..changes.. :hippie:
i think i pretty ready..got the extra dark chocolates packed & 2 jars of
peanut butter..& the weed eater too! [won't catch me> :smooth:
unprepared!]

because your so nice..here's one of my diet secrets..i love mixing up
sugar cerals with plain old cerals...& eating with the pets lose..they gobble
up the crumbs/pizza crusts before i can...

really...your trip report ..is a disney classic!
 
Lil' Grumpy said:
... :tiptoe: ..in...for a few :lmao: ..

i think ..the ways you personalized the disney magic is #1..
in my book.. o..you can fly now! thanks a bunch.. :banana: ..
for sharing!!

i'm still skimming & skippin..which is made possible by the
"ones of a kind"...pics..capturing..your kindred spiriirts!!! :goodvibes

me a thinking " :earboy2: "..so much :earseek: ,that sharing
this report on the ship..will make me, the most popular?
:cool2: :boat: dude of all? maybe..


calvin ..ever get his souvineer belt?...i can imagined the
:stitch: & :tink: model? [exactly where in epcot this being offered.. :rolleyes1


just my lil observy..you guys sure named your kids prefectly...
beth?..from the #1 song by those funny lookin :clown: guys...
dedicated to the lil hersery's ..kiss..es? tommy...what a sweet
lil ladddie...hope top gunnie wasn't being watched...and gave you
thye mood [ :love2: ]..surely not, :Pinkbounc on the couch?...ether?
noooo...i'm thinking tommy lee jones.."mean & tough" with the sweeetest
disposition?..then there came: calvin... :smokin: at the tender age of 8..
just supossin..there's a mom..respons.. for his wild :figment: imagination?
anyhoos.. :thumbsup2 [bet you can't wait for the grandchildren?]


ha!, squeak-squeak..fyi, was never intended for the interepre"at"inn, it
got! however, afterwards..ok?..got me wishin ..that was true [what you
all was thinking]..instead of the reality...recently, he stripped our outdoor
faucet..water a running everywhere...we gave our not-tooo happy neighbors
a "pond"..jeeks o' peeeps..you think they would have thanked us????
* believe it or not, he brought home a new stray..jackie russell..& i swear,
that dog walks just like him!!! [ oh, it so nice that others can share similar
experiences...how the house remodelin going?]

maybe you found a "male"stormer bag? it didn't have a name written inside..
or a call sign..like lil' grumpy was here! just ? but..once again..you're the sweetest..melllystormer :bride: ..i'm more in line with calvin.. :blush:


melons & bridal'men [cm]..i don't know but they seem to go together..i
never used to think like that...thanks be, to the, polygal" got melons"?
and the know how to used them-jingle...just whistlin..dixie chicks..from
o'melly a stormin..sure are corrupting sweet lil old me> :angel: guy.

:ssst: ..you can tell me..where the paint brushes hiding places are..
i know how to keep a secret...& in return, i share what i really think about
you, shelby, melons, sheri-D, & all the gang..here's a hint.. :dance3:
deal?

too late..the poool is all covered up..we live on top of a lil mt..great view/
exciting winter driving...anyhoo...cos of that, we had to put in a in-grounder
....there are houses [big ones] below us..don't want to be remodeling the
whole village...i don't know..but our pool temp was only 70..that's colder
when we opened it after winter???..the week before, it's was near 90..
hope it isn't an indication of a cold winter? snakes loves hiding under our
covered..every year..it's an adventure gettin her opened...don't ask how
the closing went..we :scared1: the whole township..and was visited by
the fire department...

any packin tippos for me??? ...i seem to rememberrr someone running a
100 yd dash.in a bikini..have u seen her? i got some on sale..unfort..unately
.. lil missy twisted my arm, so they had to go back..all of'em..dwatties!
[whew..she sure lost alot wt. for this trip]..per"sin"aly, me like baggy
clothes..can move around in them & hide alot..changes.. :hippie:
i think i pretty ready..got the extra dark chocolates packed & 2 jars of
peanut butter..& the weed eater too! [won't catch me> :smooth:
unprepared!]

because your so nice..here's one of my diet secrets..i love mixing up
sugar cerals with plain old cerals...& eating with the pets lose..they gobble
up the crumbs/pizza crusts before i can...

really...your trip report ..is a disney classic!

Where is my guinea pig? I'm STILL waiting.

Mel.
 
queenmum2 said:
I'll admit that I totally passed on the "Ice Station Cool" back in 2003...so I'm not totally aware of what - or who - Beverly is. Is she a flavor from a particular Coke-drinking nation?

I can't wait to get my family to taste it... :rotfl2:

Tracie

PS - my first reply to a Happyhaunt trippy. Do I get a badge or something? Might I be a regular correspondent? I'm lovin' it (oops -- that's McDonalds)

Well... a newbie poster... here.

Yes... you get something.

Uhhhhh...

How about a guinea pig?

'Cause I'm done with the PMing of $1,000,000 thing.

Maybe you're winning the Battle for your Wallet. But... I'm losing mine.

Thanks for reading. This crap.

Cheers, Mel.
 
patrokls said:
Chewy chicken rings just like White Castle.

We ordered calamari once and the tentacles gave my mom nightmares for days. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea type nightmares.

You don't have to worry about Living with Land being a fastpass anymore. They are currently in the process of removing the fastpass and putting an automated spiel on the boat. So poor Dave/Mike will have to talk about vegetables somewhere else.

Beverly rules.

Maybe you should take the plastic bags from your Wal-Mart outings and make little ponchos for Tommy. Thrifty and stylish.

Finally, when everyone yells at Calvin does it come out in a David Seville kinda way?

Hail Xenu.

Always a pleasure to hear from you.

Brief and witty. You make me laugh.

However... this last comment was, perhaps, your wordiest ever. Right up there with your trippie.

Do you realize you have a BIG 70 posts?! SEVENTY!
 
Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 02:02 PM. Reason: Beverly is a FLAVOUR of drink. There. Let them try it. Don't let on that it tastes like cat pee. TFI.

Uh. I don't even wanna know how or WHY you know what cat pee tastes like.
 
The happyhaunts proceeded to blow off Epcot for the day.

We headed in a quiet and orderly fashion back to the BWVs.

To unload our crap. And get ready to face the pool.

We were in a bit of a rush. So the kids threw their clothes off and scattered them around the room. So did Mellyman.

I grabbed the first bathing suit I saw and hauled myself into it.

It was one of Beth's bikini. Bottoms.

A similar colour to one of mine.

I CURSED the fettucine alfredo... make that the fettucinI. Alfredo. Because despite my terrible spelling... I DID manage to eat more than ONE noodle. At lunch. TFI.

Her bottoms were a 'lil snug. On Me(l).

Quick change into one of MY OWN and down to the pool.

We were in such a hurry we forgot to bring BEER. To the pool.

And the camera.

Which is ALWAYS a good thing.

I think.

But... don't despair. We went to TL later in the week. And I took a buttload of pictures. Which I will share here. Later on in my trippie. Even of myself.

And... if THAT doesn't make you want to ZZUB and head out of here... I don't know WHAT will.

Anywho... we got to the pool and everyone jumped right in. Via the slide. Except for me.

I went to the bar. Instead.

Oh the choices. The choices.

Mai Tai have a beer?

Mai Tai have a cocktail?

Mai Tai get a large rum-based drink for Mellyman?

Mai Tai Mai Tia?

Him?

No. Because he HATES rum. Can't stand it.

I got him a beer. Can't go wrong with beer. In my DH's opinion.

Beer is simply the best. It's better than all the rest.

Not to me, tho.

I chose wisely. A margarita. Yum. Yum.

Set myself up in the sun. And proceeded to give thanks to the juice of the blue agave. Plant.

I met the lady beside me on the loungechair.

She was high-maintenance. And, in between talking to me, shrieked steadily at her children.

And her husband.

She also had had some major enhancement surgery. Done. MAJOR.

It was quite stunning. And very obvious.

And, I figured, my OWN DH would have no chance of missing where I was sitting. Beside the pool.

He is funny like that. Being a guy. And all.

I told her I was interested in it. Too. The enhancement thingie.

But... only if I could get one done at a time. Don't want to break the bank. You know?

She didn't get it. Or me.

We quit talking.

TFI.

We swam, played, finished our drinks and headed back up to our room. To have showers and get ready for our ADR. At the Crystal Palace.

Dinner with... TIGGER!!!!!!!!

WhOOOOOOO HoooooOOOOOO!

And the rest of those folks. From the 100 Acre Woods.

I just really care about Tigger, tho. TFI.

We got respectable.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ish.

And headed out to get the car from the valet.

I wore the MOST uncomfortable sandals I have. But... they are cute. And they went with my outfit. So... I plastered my feet with bandaids. And prayed for the best.

Drove... above the speed limit... to the MK. And parked.

Right up at the front. In a recently vacated space. We just had to walk to the monorail.

PERFECT.

Except for Me(l).

My feet were SCREAMING by the time we got there.

But... I sucked it up. For fashion.

And considered that maybe it was I. Who was the high-maintenance. One.

Although this has NOTHING to do with my trippie: Have you all seen the pictures of Suri Cruise?

What is WITH THE HAIR?

It looks like a prop from the Last Samurai. And... if you look closely... you can make the name "Suri" out of the word samurai.

Fitting I think.

Unlike her wig.

All she needs now are baby dentures. To complete.

Did you all see that movie? The Last Samurai?

What a crapload of OVER-ACTING... by her father. TFI. (hurl)!

But... her face is pretty cute.

She looks like neither of her parents.

In my opinion.

Ok. Where was I?

We took the monorail to the MK. I felt like weeping. Not because of the Castle.

But because I knew I would be paying the price later. For my footwear.

I really have to rethink this. For my next trip.

We posed in front of the castle. Got a great shot:

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And a couple more:

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Realized that we were pretty close to on time for our ADR.

Only 20 minutes late.

Got seated quite quickly and got ready for some food and fun.

Fun first.

Looky looky:

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Who's THAT? Tommy? He matches your shirt. On purpose. TFI.

He came over. Imagine that.

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That's Tigger comin' over. Too bad I didn't get him in the picture. Tho.

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Tommy's first impulse was to put his OWN Tigger ears on Tigger. Scratch that... my Tigger ears. Heh heh.

'Cause Tigger, apparently, doesn't HAVE his OWN Tigger ears. TFI.

The gang tackles Tigger.

Tommy amused Tigger with a little happyhaunt anecdote. Hopefully it wasn't the peeing off our balcony at the BWVs one.

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While I got in line to get autographs from these characters.

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I was FIRST. In line. For autographs. Waited for a while. Then gave up and returned to the table.

Heh heh.

NOW.........

Now... the following two pictures are two of my favourites. From this trip.

Look at them. And tell me if my beautiful baby girl has OUTGROWN the magic.

I think not. She's almost twelve years old. And the magic shines through. Her.

A Disney Moment. TFI.

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And this one is for B.:

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Heh heh.

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There is my little guy tryin' to give away MY EARS. AGAIN. Darn him!

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And there I am. Lookin' pretty darn happy myself.

Gotta love that tiger!!!!!!!

I think I was happier than the kidlets. And scarier. TFI. BAD pic of Me(l).

Double TFI.

Then we ate. Well... we ate all during this. But that is the subject of another post.

The food was GREAT! Here. At the Crystal Palace. It was our first time and I was duly impressed.

I'd tell you all about it but I have to run now. To a softball playoff game.

Wish us luck!!!

Be back tomorrow.

:moped:

To be continued. Up next: The rest of the evening. Fireworks. And all that.
Calvin gets in trouble and I sit in the stroller.

Guess why?

:moped: :moped: :moped:
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
I met the lady beside me on the loungechair.

She was high-maintenance.
She also had had some major enhancement surgery. Done. MAJOR.

It was quite stunning. And very obvious.


I told her I was interested in it. Too. The enhancement thingie.

But... only if I could get one done at a time. Don't want to break the bank. You know?

She didn't get it. Or me.

:rotfl2: You are too Frickin' (NOF) Funny!
 













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