Finally fired up the DVR and ready to watch some more dreams crushed! Don't give a hoot about the entertainment...just make the cut!
Visiting the British consulate?? WTH?
The group number hurts my senses. It's like a bad high school musical.
The Ford music video...I don't get it.
Mamasox performs...At last, some actual talent! This rock-a-billy thing really suits her. Not my thing per se, but she sounds great.
The first cut....
HALEY. I think she should take the walk of shame. Jimmy Iovine is a wise man (and did Haley just curse?? They bleeped her out!). Classy. Her response proves she doesn't actually know who she is as an artist.
SAFE? Really?
SCOTTY. Well he had a great night so he should be safe. But with Haley safe who the heck knows what the voting was like. Anyone else think Scotty has a super long neck? Anyway...tonight he is...forced to wait it out? Hmmm
LAUREN: I thought she sang a bland song very nicely. She still hasn't had a wow moment though and she needs one desperately. As far as her focusing on the negativo, she's still a kid. A teenager. Its what teen girls do!! And tonight she is also waiting it out...but ultimately
SAFE!
CASEY. I would be okay with Casey being in the bottom tonight. It might be the swift kick in the pants he needs to wake up his whole thing. And tonight he is...also stuck a-waitin'?
JAMES. The highlight of not only the night last night but of most of the season. So if he's not safe, I may refuse to watch anymore (not really, but you know what I'm saying). And tonight he is
SAFE.
JACOB. Let's just cut to the chase...he's going to the bottom right? Hehe..banana peel.
SAFE??????? WHAT??????
So wait...it's down to Casey or Scotty going home? What bizarro-world, alternate-universe have I stumbled into? What fresh hell is this???
It's...
CASEY.

No, he was never going to win, but I would sooner watch him than Jacob or Haley. Such an injustice. But hey he is going out like a champ! Has there ever been a more fun exit?? Thanks for the laughs Casey.