I haven't downloaded my photos yet from my trip to the Poly but I wanted to give you a mini-review from 10/13 - 10/18. First, let me preface by saying that I do love the Polynesian and I am definitely a fan. We all enjoyed our vacation so if you read some negative items in the below review, just know that the positive completely outweighs it - but I have to be really honest!
Check-in:
Totally bizarre - we arrived by car, got help from bell services (all went well there), and then a lady came up to the car and walked us 20 feet into the lobby

And then to the person at the counter. It was completely unnecessary. She did NOTHING but walk us in the door and it was uncomfortable. We also did on-line check in yet she sent us to another person. So I check in but our folder was not ready. This is the first time this has happened when I have done on-line check in. The odd thing is that we got the EXACT room request we asked for - Tokelau ground floor. Well, check in did not take long and our room was ready so that was all good and outweighed the 'weird' part.
Room:
The room was overall fine. There was a tiny bit (3 inches long) of mold on the shower ceiling (or rather, on the caulk between the wall and the ceiling). The toilet had the turbo flush

And I can't figure out why they don't have bathroom fans!!!! There is a vent, but no fan that goes on. Other than that, the bathroom was fine (it was a bathroom).
Fridge/coffee:
The fridge was warm when we checked in and by day 3, it was freezing the cans in the back. Solid frozen. So keep your eye on where you put everything.
The coffee was the pod kind but I did not use it.
Safe:
Safe errored every other time. It didn't cause an issue like getting stuck or anything, but you had to close it just right and hold it (but not too tight) or else it would error and not lock.
Closet:
Well, this was pretty much fine until day 5 and I opened the closet to find a critter scurrying away. I could not find the critter again but at first glance, I thought it was a cockroach. I've only seen cockroaches in Colorado where I had an infestation in an apartment I stayed at and those were an inch long. This critter was 1.5 or 2 inches and really wide. It was a very, very large bug - whatever it was. After that, we threw out any open containers of food and kept everything else in baggies (food was not in the closet though, it was just our precaution). I confess, I was completely disgusted.
Beds:
Sorry Poly but your beds are really uncomfortable. Does anyone know of a Disney hotel where they are comfortable though???
Outlets:
Too few of these that work! I can't believe an inspector doesn't shut the place down with their loose and barely working outlets. I had to use the bathroom outlet to charge my phone since all the working outlets were for lights or the TV.
Again, I have pointed out the things that were not up to par on the room but the size of the room, the flatscreen TV, the decor, and the room overall really are nice.
Restaurants-
Ohana Dinner - We really like Ohana's dinner but it's awfully expensive for out of pocket (at least for the kids). We paid with the dining plan and we had a 2nd ADR that we canceled because it was too costly to do it twice in one vacation and pay OOP.
Capn Cooks - DOLE WHIPS!!!! We had at least one a day! I really enjoy the grown up grilled cheese but the flatbread is not that good and the burgers are only so-so. And no chicken tenders (just the processed kids nuggets). The cream cheese danish and Mickey waffles in the AM are AWESOME!
Kona Cafe Sushi- Hmmm...I was disappointed. The sushi is just ok and really overpriced. I don't mind Disney prices if the food is great but when you get just ok food, I don't like that. The sushi was good but a little bland and I've just had better at a few places.
Spirit of Aloha - Very few good parts of the show and really sub-par dining. People pay for this???? Yuck. I can't believe they don't redo this.
Shops - Oh, I love shopping here!!!!
Pool - heater was working at the volcano pool, never heard music underwater (but I've NEVER heard music underwater here), slide was fun until a girl peed on it (told a lifeguard and they did NOTHING), no wristbands but it wasn't packed (just normal ???), and cabanas were AWESOME!!!
East pool - Love how there is practically no one here but we really missed the deep end.
Hot tub - they don't have one and my husband made a point of complaining about it. He really likes them (I can take or leave them) but for the amount of money we pay for a DELUXE hotel, they should offer one - PERIOD.
Walkway to GF - Open. Minimal intrusion on the views.
Grounds - gorgeous, just gorgeous!!! I can't say enough about how the resort looks. So beautiful to walk around in the daytime and the evening. The EWP and the fireworks from the beach just can't be beat. We did that for 3 of the nights we were there! And it's nice to see they moved the movie on the beach closer to the volcano pool rather than sharing it with GF and having it between the 2 resorts.
Transportation - Monorail was open till midnight on
MNSSHP and was working and running whenever we needed it. THIS is a big reason we stay at the Poly so that made us happy.
Neverland Club - the kids LOVE this place and went 2 nights in a row. They also said that it is much better than the Den's club. The 2nd night, my DH went to pay cash and their system was down so they comped it

Wow! Love that they didn't force him to pay another way. I didn't feel guilty about it considering all the money we paid for the entire vacation
Okay, so after 4 Poly trips...would I go back???? OF COURSE! I MIGHT do the following to avoid the

- higher floor for a room and ask to be moved to a room where the outlets worked (it got irritating after a few days). Use Contempo cafe for more counter service (OMG, they had some great and unique choices!) or just make sure I'm eating counter service at the parks for lunch/dinner. Go when GF Spa is open so we can use the hot tub. I wouldn't eat at Kona sushi or go to SOA. And maybe ask for an egg carton matress or something to put on top of the beds???
Okay, I said I MIGHT do those things. Or I might book it and love it as always. Or I might be booking other resorts. This is all dependent on my DH agreeing to go to Disney again of course
