
EUREKA! After this thread and the downright shameful media coverage of this non-story, filled with errors and based on flawed facts, I have now figured out the complex decision-making of Mattel execs when it comes to retirements and "archiving" of future dolls.
My editor would never let error, assumption filled facts fly in print like certain others did - we're a responsible paper, dontcha know, and our readers deserve only the facts, so I'll contain my excitement and just post what I'd like to write here. Completely tongue in check of course...

Silly me! I thought it was all about how crass could they be while they decimated an American company well known for quality and education replacing classic time-proven historical favorite founding daughters with hippies and regular kids in search of skyrocketing profits.
Now I know though and can predict the future pattern of retirements/archivals so we can all make a little money off 'em before they go away. I'm guessing they'll follow this reasoning to change nearly thirty yyears of AG doll history...
1) Sam had to go to get rid of Nellie who lived in an orphanage and also made us acknowledge child labor - 'nuf said - she's gone!
2) Chrissa will go quietly, followed by Gwen and bully-turned-friend Sonali, as planned after Christmas. It should be noted though that this was a huge test run - the first time a LE doll had friends instead of clothes/access; also the first time a social subject like bullying was brought out of the doll closet, so to speak, and remedies offered; also the first time a dark skinned doll was offered as a GOTY. One has to think they're watching the numbers on those sales to see if this is something that'll fly in future...
3) Kirsten has to go. Now quit yer whinin'... Sure enough it was announced this week. Oh sure, Mattel always cites lowered sales for the classic dolls - Kirsten's one of the very first three historical characters ever created and a cornerstone of the old company image - but now we know... it's b/c she WAS HOMELESS TOO. In fact, she may even have been an illegal immigrant. Even if she wasn't, that long trek across the country living in a wagon train to build a shack out of nothing makes today's homeless families look blessed. We can't have that... why they had HOPE plus an intact family, and a determination to work, while living in their vehicle without a home.
Besides that, dummies sometimes make a mistake with her name and call Chrissa Kirsten or vice versa - nope we sure can't have that anymore....
4) I originally had Felicity up to go after Molly, but in thinking about Felicity's stories, there's no doubt in my mind that the red headed rebel has to go - and soon. Mattel talked about it years ago and the fans rallied, miraculously saving her from being the very first retired historical doll.
Sorry, guys, but she is just not politically desireable right now. In fact, that's another whole chapter of the nation's history we're trying to forget as we rewrite it. so... While I hate to sound predictable, I'm afraid next up is Felicity - though I'll admit I have to wonder about Kit too. I'm gonna choose Felicity though - maybe even before Molly - and you're not gonna believe why... Felicity, you see, is from a working family. Her dad's a shopkeeper - one of the very first capitalists! Her BFF is Elizabeth, a lovely child (DD8's favorite too!) who is, regrettably, from a wealthy family and has a knack for doing things right... boring huh? BUT WAIT... Felicity's other friend is running away from slavery and she's going to help him! Yup, folks, that makes him homeless AND beaten - homelessness, child abuse, & child labor/slavery all rolled into one with poor Ben. PLUS, throw in some animal cruelty in the story of Penny the horse, added to the fact that Felicity's family are Patriots. They share the tea party beliefs that made this country what it was - and that aint so popular these days in the media...
5) Now we belatedly come to Molly - the last of the original three. Whatever could be wrong with Molly, you wonder? Well, for starters, she glorifies war and self sacrifice. After all, her dad's away at war, while she and mom are keeping fires burning, and doing without, here on the homefront. Worse yet though, is her BFF Emily. Emily was homeless too, you see. She came from Europe during the war without her family, or even possessions, and moved in with Molly like she was some foster child, or they were running a homeless shelter for pete's sake! Molly didn't like the idea at all at first, heck she didn't like Emily either, but eventually things worked out and now it's time for them to put on their victory costumes and take to the stage for that last show - the final curtain so to speak...
6) Then there's Addy... Now Addy, I'm not sure about. Technically, she should go. Her story includes homelessness, slavery, abandonment (they left her father and baby brother behind when they left), prejudice, ect. Reading her story is both touching and heartbreaking - guaranteed to stay with you for a lifetime. I think, given today's current climate, Addy may buy a pass with those pennies her mom makes at the dress shop for a few more years, even though according to the numbers, her sales have been sagging more than her historical dollie sisters for a while now.
I could go on and on but you probably get the idea. The dolls are based on our nation's history. Unless we rewrite that history - and yes, I think we're trying - there are going to be some unpleasant realities encountered deep within their stories that might perhaps have the added benefit of teaching our children about our nation's history.
What's changed? We have! The historical dolls are being replaced with glitzier, more today girl types of dolls that have blander stories. One example of this is that AG has gone from a handful of "today" or "just like You" dolls to no less than 44 this month. Think about that... forty-four dolls you can spend $100+ for to be "just like you". They won't teach you anything, they don't have history, or books - unless you count ones that tell you how to style hair, clean rooms, make friends. There's nothing special about them - not even a name.
AND THAT dear readers, is what I find the saddest of all - that in our efforts to make everyone happy, we no longer care what our name is or where we come from...
