A Treat For All You Disney Fanatics

mystic_path

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I found this and had to share with all of you. Its so true. I laughed cause I was guilty of way too many of these. Add your Fanatic story if you have one....

You're a Disney Fanatic if...when you wear your Disney Clothes, you never mix character families. Also, you never wear Classic Pooh with Disney Pooh.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you start claiming Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy as dependants.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you work for Disney and owe the Mouse money at the end of the week.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your monthly expense budget includes "New Disney Videos."

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your entire house is done in "Early American Disney" and all of the home interior stuff is put away in boxes because the Disney Stuff is more important

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your family refuses to drive your car because of the "4Mickey" license plate, the Mickey Stickers all over the windows, the Mickey head antenna topper, and the Disney Beanie Bag collection in the back window.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...
you can't leave a Disney vacation without at least 12 rolls of film and at least 5 of these rolls are pictures of you with the characters.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you can call 407-WDISNEY without having to figure out which number matches with each letter when dialing the phone.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you have the urge to present your newborn baby high upon a rock.


You're a Disney Fanatic if...you are 33 and still sleep on Mickey Mouse sheets.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you have actually calculated the cost to buy ALL of the paving stones from the Magic Kingdom to the Grand Floridian in the Walk Around the World, and put your name on them.


You're a Disney Fanatic if...you have your own bathroom decorated to Mickey style.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you can find hidden Mickey's in just about anything.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...all your neighbors have trains circling their Christmas trees and you have a monorail.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you cats are named after Disney cats like Figaro, Dinah, and MARIE

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you can't fathom why someone would go to Paris and not visit Disneyland Paris.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you haven't had to buy soap for the last six months because you collected enough to last that long on your last trip to Disney.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you are planning your pregnancy around your next Disney vacation.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you think the Y2K Bug was the sequel to "It's a Bugs Life"


You're a Disney Fanatic if...you've learned more at EPCOT than 12 years of schooling & 4+ years of college combined.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you can walk through the Disney Store and realize that you own more than half the stuff in the store, even after they get new stock.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you get a family picture but have nowhere to hang it because your walls are covered with pictures of you and characters at Disney.


You're a Disney Fanatic if...when you walk down Main Street, and your 7-year old is embarrassed at the silly way their parents act.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you win the lottery and request to be paid in Disney Dollars.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you are the only one on the monorail carrying a tooth brush and a cup of water to clean your Walk Around The World Stone.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you actually debate how old your unborn infant needs to be for its first trip.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...before your put your car into drive, you say, "Please stand clear of the doors. Por Favor mantangan se alejado de las puertas."

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you refuse to marry the love of your life, just because they don’t accept any Disney Park as your honeymoon vacation.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you look at the pad on your dog's or cat's paws and see a Hidden Mickey

You're a Disney Fanatic if...the biggest dilemma you face when you are pregnant is what Disney character to choose as the theme in the nursery.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you've decided not to have children because they may prevent you from having fun on a Disney vacation

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you're weekly ebay expenditures on Disney Collectibles has ever exceeded your weekly income.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you read the Disney catalog with a highlighter in one hand.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you require your family to make priority seating for meals.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...when you go to the movies, you politely instruct everyone ahead of you to select a row, moving all the way down, filling in every available seat, thus making room for those entering the theater behind you.


You're a Disney Fanatic if...on your 25th anniversay, you paint your house pink and decorate it like a big birthday cake

You're a Disney Fanatic if...at the end of a long day at Disneyland, you sit on a bench just to watch all of the families go by, and its then that you realize it...Walt's dream has come to life in the form of smiling, laughing faces with a smudge of chocolate ice cream on the nose.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you knew where everything was in your favorite Disney park when you were 10 because you wanted to see everything; when you were 30 because you had your honeymoon there; when you were 50 because your kids dragged you everywhere; and when you were 70 because you knew which bathrooms were closest to each attraction.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...retiring means going to work at a Disney Park

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you don't have to show your annual pass at any of the park entrance gates, they just wave you in.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...no matter how old you are, you are determined to wait just to sit in the front of the monorail.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...when you board a Jungle Cruise Boat, the skipper automatically hands you the microphone and proceeds to jump off the boat.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you wake up each morning singing "There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow, shining at the end of every day!" And your bedroom rotates to connect to the bathroom

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you think it would be a waste of time to visit foreign lands when you can just go to EPCOT and see them all at once.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...relatives and friends don't want to tell you about their upcoming trip to a Disney Park, for fear of you planning every detail of their vacation right down to picking out the best souvenirs to bring home to you.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you threaten to call off the whole marriage if your fiance doesn't agree to a Disney Honeymoon

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you have an ultrasound on your unborn child and you swear he is wearing Mickey Mouse Ears already

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your co-workers, instead of asking where you are going on vacation, automatically say: "Disney Again?"

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you go to a Disneyland or WDW with friends and are ashamed that they actually need to use maps to navigate around the parks.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...the neighborhood children won't let you play the Disney Trivia game with them because you yell out the answers to everyone elses question

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your local Disney Store calls you because they are out of stock on items that they know you have.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you stop watching Disney movies with your kids because they interrupt you too much

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your family portrait is from Splash Mountain

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you refuse to buy ice cream bars in the grocery store until they add mouse ears to them.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...Disney permits you to use the utilidors rather than walk through Main Street's thick crowds to get to your favorite attractions.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you see a long line at your local grocery store and you automatically start looking for a Fastpass machine.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you travel to a foreign country , marvel at the wonderful buildings, and say "WOW, it looks just like EPCOT!!"

You're a Disney Fanatic if...When you are waiting in long line at the bank or Wal-mart. You automatically think "where is the fast pass when I need it”


You're a Disney Fanatic if...the rooms in your house are identied as lands....Living Land, Dining Land, Kitchenland, Bath Land, etc

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You open up your wallet to get some cash and all that is in there is Disney Dollars.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...Disney obtains 3 different lines for attractions: 1. Standby line 2. Fastpass line 3. Your own line

You're a Disney Fanatic if...When you're moving, your family notices that only the boxes containing Disney stuff are labeled "fragile"

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you risk a speeding ticket to chase down a car that has a Mickey antennae ball you've never seen before.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...your main criteria for picking a college is it's proximity to a Disney park.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You tell your child to go pick out a movie and when they come back with a non-Disney movie you tell them to go back and pick a different one.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You push your child out of the way to run up to a character at Disneyland to get an autograph and picture.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You put a new driveway in by selling brick pavers to your neighbors.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...Any time you hear that someone you know is going to Disneyland or World, you insist on getting together with them and making sure they know what to do when they're there!

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you turn on the Travel Channel and get excited when you see the Eiffel Tower because you think they are talking about Epcot, only to find yourself later disappointed because it's "only Paris..."

You're a Disney Fanatic if...This is your 8th year attempting to win the "You Are A Disney Fanatic" contest.


You're a Disney Fanatic if...you refuse to let your company buy your desk supplies because they don't match your Classic Mickey Collection

You're a Disney Fanatic if...If you ever skip your weekly call to CRO, they phone you on Friday afternoon just to make sure you are OK.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you put hidden Mickeys in your patio and then challenge all your friends to find them.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...after you purchase a car, you almost immediately trade it in once you realize there isn't an antenna for your Mickey Topper.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...you call Disney just to have them put you on hold to enjoy a taste of Disney through Disney hold music.

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You pick a cat at the SPCA strictly because the spots on his back make a hidden Mickey

You're a Disney Fanatic if...You know you are a Disney fanatic when your Husband will only use Mickey soap from the hotels to wash his face and our next trip always gets planned when he is due to run out and needs more!
 
This is awesome...I had to laugh at quite a few!! thanks, that made my day!
 
You're a Disney Fanatic if... your main criteria for picking a college is it's proximity to a Disney park.


I'm a Senior in High School that is currently awaiting letters. My list of schools that I applied to?

  • UC Irvine
  • UC Santa Barbara
  • UC San Diego
  • University of San Diego
  • Loyola Marymount

It was only later that I realized that I subconsciously picked colleges that were within a two and a half hour (darn UCSB, all the others are hour and a half or less) drive of DLR.
 
I'm starting to plan my third Disney vacation and my friends are already afraid to tell me if they're going to Disneyland. Tee hee. I'm not going to tell you the twenty other things I had to admit to on your list. :rotfl:
 

Okay I must have been in Disney denial because I definitely do or have done these things!!

Mainly planning my pregnancy, Disneymooning, and I have the CRO and ADR numbers saved in my cell...
 
very cute :) thanks for sharing... I'm definately going to show my hubby... lol...
 
You're a Disney Fanatic if...you are planning your pregnancy around your next Disney vacation.

Or plan to not have any kids until you have visited all the parks, done a few Disney cruises, and done at least one Adventures by Disney trip! :lmao:

Or next trip after DLR will be the Mexican Riviera cruise and then maybe the AbD trip to either Costa Rica or England. Maybe then we should think about starting a family to take to Disney with us. :scratchin
 
uh, oh! I must be a Disney fanatic....

Honeymoon at WDW, check
Kitchen decorated in Disney, check
Never mix character families and/or Classic and disney pooh, check.
Trying to figure out which Disney character for baby's room, check!
Everyone knows my vacation is Disney, check!
Everyone looking to me for planning, check!

Well, the first step is admitting it, right? I'm a Disney fanatic.
 
Hmmm.......

I'm a fanatic too--and I'm proud of it!!!

Disney soap
Disney sheets
Disney headboard & nightstands
Disney art on the walls
Disney kleenex boxes
Disney clothes
Disney crocs
Disney plush decorating the living room
Disney cell ringtone
Disney vaction club member
Disney scrapbooks
Disney planning for my friends & family
Disney withdrawl (since there are no trips in the near future)
and the list goes on...
 
I have one for this...

You know you're a Disney Fanatic if you copy and paste this into Word Perfect, change the font to Disney Print and email it to others that you "know", will appreciate it just as much as you!!

Guilty as charged!:rotfl2:
 
Too funny!!!!!

I had a confirmation that I was a Disney fanatic at Christmas when every single gift from my coworkers were Disney related, and were related to my 3 favourite characters!!!!!

Oh and my obsession passed on to my assistant so much that she has decorated her car entirely with Mickey Mouse stuff (and I mean entirely which includes 7 Mickey cussions with her name embroidered on!!) We work in a school and all the children think her car is mine!!!!

Also all the lables in my classroom are in the Disney font (which the kids recognise!!) and you would be amazed how many of my Disney holiday pictures features in displays in my room or in my lessons!
 
I have a new one. DH gave me an orchid plant for the window box. The flowers look just like those in the Tiki room. Everytime I see them, I hear the song in my head (at least I THINK it's just in my head).:flower3:
 
I have a new one. DH gave me an orchid plant for the window box. The flowers look just like those in the Tiki room. Everytime I see them, I hear the song in my head (at least I THINK it's just in my head).:flower3:

:flower3: In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room, in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room, all the birds sing words and the :flower3: flowers croon, in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room! :p
 
My family is afraid to mention anything that might possibly relate to a Disney song in front of me. My dad sang a small snippet of 'small world' and my mom said, "Don't start that in front of her, she knows all the words!"

You also know you're a Disney fanatic if you're planning your next Disney vacation while you're on your disney vacation.

:beach:
 
Thanks Mystic_Path for posting this. I am guilty of quite alot of them :lmao: I laughed out loud reading it and DH wanted to know what I was laughing at, he doesn't love Disney like the rest of us so I had to say never mind you won't understand ;)
 
I have one for this...

You know you're a Disney Fanatic if you copy and paste this into Word Perfect, change the font to Disney Print and email it to others that you "know", will appreciate it just as much as you!!

Guilty as charged!:rotfl2:

I JUST did this...........:rotfl:
 


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