natebenma
Beach Club Dee
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- Jul 19, 2008
That’s Gotta Hertz!
We landed in Maui and I believe we deplaned using one of those rolling staircases. The boys thought that was pretty cool.
We were renting a car for this portion of the trip, against our will, but it was absolutely necessary. Maui is big and we would be going to some distant excursions. There really isn’t decent (affordable) transportation in place for tourists.
But neither Mark nor I like to drive, period, and especially on vacation, in areas we are not familiar with.
I would be the driver and Mark (and Cortana) would be my navigators. Cortana is the voice on our Microsoft phones. I don’t like her.
As we were walking through the airport, on our way to the Hertz rental counter, a distressing thought occurred to me.
My driving glasses were back at home, in my van, where I always keep them. I only use glasses to drive, so I leave them in the dashbox. I didn’t think to pack them for the trip. I did have my prescription sunglasses, but I don’t really like to wear them because of the altered reality vision through bronze-colored glasses.
But they would have to do.
We got to the Hertz Counter, there was a long line, and everyone at the counter was having issues. But I spotted the AAA diamond express line, and since we had booked our trip through AAA, we were next.
We had rented a mid-size (economy) car, and of course they tried to upsell us. “Your luggage will never fit in this car”
I know this scam. They get you to pay extra for a larger car, but they really only have the larger cars on the lot, so you will end up with the upgrade whether you pay for it or not.
So we went out to find our chariot which was…
A Nissan Versa.
It really was a small car, it WAS difficult to get the luggage to fit and the boys had a pretty uncomfortable ride to the resort cramped with bags between them.
Ben, particularly, was not happy. He was uncomfortable, he didn’t remember us ever renting a car before since it has been over 10 years and he knew this situation would be stressful for both Mark and me.
It was just sprinkling lightly when we started driving. I got lost in the rental lot trying to find the main road (Mark, please stop fiddling with the $#^% GPS and help me look for signs). I drove through a stop sign in the rental lot due to my nervousness and Ben uttered
“I don’t like this at all!”
The ride took a little less than an hour. We first drove south across the countryside and then headed west towards Maalaea Harbor, and then we drove north along the coast to Ka’anapali.
We arrived at our resort without incident. And without any photos of the trip since not only am I the designated driver, I am also the official family photographer.
Next up: You Need an Engineering Degree to Stay in this Room (and Sometimes that Doesn’t Even Help!)
This may be my first trip report chapter ever without pictures!
Sorry about that, but since I am having a devil of a time trying to post pictures today, it is a good time for this chapter.
I do have a few "forgotten" pictures from my morning walk along Waikiki in the post right before this one...
We landed in Maui and I believe we deplaned using one of those rolling staircases. The boys thought that was pretty cool.
We were renting a car for this portion of the trip, against our will, but it was absolutely necessary. Maui is big and we would be going to some distant excursions. There really isn’t decent (affordable) transportation in place for tourists.
But neither Mark nor I like to drive, period, and especially on vacation, in areas we are not familiar with.
I would be the driver and Mark (and Cortana) would be my navigators. Cortana is the voice on our Microsoft phones. I don’t like her.
As we were walking through the airport, on our way to the Hertz rental counter, a distressing thought occurred to me.
My driving glasses were back at home, in my van, where I always keep them. I only use glasses to drive, so I leave them in the dashbox. I didn’t think to pack them for the trip. I did have my prescription sunglasses, but I don’t really like to wear them because of the altered reality vision through bronze-colored glasses.
But they would have to do.
We got to the Hertz Counter, there was a long line, and everyone at the counter was having issues. But I spotted the AAA diamond express line, and since we had booked our trip through AAA, we were next.
We had rented a mid-size (economy) car, and of course they tried to upsell us. “Your luggage will never fit in this car”
I know this scam. They get you to pay extra for a larger car, but they really only have the larger cars on the lot, so you will end up with the upgrade whether you pay for it or not.
So we went out to find our chariot which was…
A Nissan Versa.
It really was a small car, it WAS difficult to get the luggage to fit and the boys had a pretty uncomfortable ride to the resort cramped with bags between them.
Ben, particularly, was not happy. He was uncomfortable, he didn’t remember us ever renting a car before since it has been over 10 years and he knew this situation would be stressful for both Mark and me.
It was just sprinkling lightly when we started driving. I got lost in the rental lot trying to find the main road (Mark, please stop fiddling with the $#^% GPS and help me look for signs). I drove through a stop sign in the rental lot due to my nervousness and Ben uttered
“I don’t like this at all!”
The ride took a little less than an hour. We first drove south across the countryside and then headed west towards Maalaea Harbor, and then we drove north along the coast to Ka’anapali.
We arrived at our resort without incident. And without any photos of the trip since not only am I the designated driver, I am also the official family photographer.
Next up: You Need an Engineering Degree to Stay in this Room (and Sometimes that Doesn’t Even Help!)
This may be my first trip report chapter ever without pictures!
Sorry about that, but since I am having a devil of a time trying to post pictures today, it is a good time for this chapter.
I do have a few "forgotten" pictures from my morning walk along Waikiki in the post right before this one...