A stripper pole at an office Christmas Party?

[Kathi OD]

What, no nativity scene?



Oh, wrong thread.......

Nothing says Christmas Party like a good stripper pole!

are they hiring??

Maybe she figures this is her only way to get a bonus??

 

[Liberty Belle]

This woman doesn't have any special interests in your husband, does she? What an odd thing to suggest.

 

[cinmell]

Thanks! I was trying to figure out what the "P" stood for. I won't tell you what I was thinking!

Maybe she figures this is her only way to get a bonus??

Hmm, what type of bonus do you think she is looking for?

No, she isn't pooh sized. She actually looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.

Oh man!!!!

This is definitely my favorite thread of the day, hands down!

 

[MICKEY88]

Thanks! I was trying to figure out what the "P" stood for. I won't tell you what I was thinking!

it couldn't have been any worse than what I was thinking..I was wondering how she could attend the party without it..

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

I'm sitting here trying to figure out what Christmas song she'll want to strip to. Nothing is hitting me with the appropriate bow chica wow-wow feel.

I heard the perfect song on the radio today I had to come home and type in some lyrics to see if it was a real song It's called I've Got Some Presents for Santa... google it and maybe it can be your new Holiday Party Stripper Anthem

 

[cinmell]

it couldn't have been any worse than what I was thinking..I was wondering how she could attend the party without it..

Are spouses allowed to attend the party? That is one Christmas party I wouldn't want to miss!

 

[Heidict]

Looks pretty festive to me

I love it!!

That actually happened at one of my DH's work Christmas parties. The girls who did it and the manager they did it for were all fired. And there were no more Holiday gatherings of any kind.

This is why alcohol and company parties don't mix. There is always someone who ends up doing something they regret later on. Of course, it does make for an interesting and fun filled night for the rest of us.

Are you going to the party? Will you do a (s)trip report?

Are spouses allowed to attend the party? That is one Christmas party I wouldn't want to miss!

I wish!! The party is actuallyl during the day, during working hours. It starts at 12 and is over at 5. No spouses are allowed to attend.

They used to let you. That is actually how I met DH. My roommate worked there and didn't want to go to the party alone, so I went along.

This woman doesn't have any special interests in your husband, does she? What an odd thing to suggest.

I don't think she does, but you never know. She is odd, so having this come from her is not all that surprising.

 

[Buckalew11]

who needs a stripper pole when you can dance on a diving board? That's how one of my ex co-workers stripped at a party once!

 

[Kickapoo Joie Juice]

I'm sitting here trying to figure out what Christmas song she'll want to strip to. Nothing is hitting me with the appropriate bow chica wow-wow feel.

Santa baby, put a present under the tree

For me

And hurry down the chimney tonight...


I'm consumed with the logistics of trying to bolt a pole to the floor/ceiling, I mean, think about the insurance concerns if someone falls off a stripper pole at a Christmas party-how would you submit that to insurance???

Seriously, with all the layoffs, how in the world does that woman get to keep her job?

 

[ZuZugal]

I have to agree:

Nothing says "Christmas Party" like a stripper pole!!!

 

[robb01]

Wow, I cant even imagine that

 

[Planogirl]

I saw something about renting or buying stripper poles once. The lady pushing them said that stripping around a pole was good exercise and that many people are having them installed in their homes.

OK....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

You could always move the party to a firehouse and viola! stripper pole!

 

[stashbin]

Some of the best company parties are the ones with booze. That's how you get all of those tight wads you work with to loosen up and make you feel better about working with them.
As far as a stripper pole Christmas song...I vote for that rap song "The 12 days of Christmas" Google the lyrics to it....it is VERY stripperesque

 

[Heidict]

I saw something about renting or buying stripper poles once. The lady pushing them said that stripping around a pole was good exercise and that many people are having them installed in their homes.

OK....

That reminds me of that King of Queens episode where they have a stipper pole put in the bedroom. Carrie couldn't do it to save her live, but Doug!!

 

[Kathi OD]

Hmm, what type of bonus do you think she is looking for?

Probably the same kind you think she's looking for!!!

That reminds me of that King of Queens episode where they have a stipper pole put in the bedroom. Carrie couldn't do it to save her live, but Doug!!

I've only ever seen that show once, and that's the episode I saw. It was hysterical!

 

[Stacerita]

Now why didn't I think of this when I was planning the office luncheon?

 

[Cantw8]

I saw something about renting or buying stripper poles once. The lady pushing them said that stripping around a pole was good exercise and that many people are having them installed in their homes.

OK....

I don't think I'd want to rent one I would prefer a nice fresh one that only I have slid upon

 

[Uncle Remus]

I don't think I'd want to rent one I would prefer a nice fresh one that only I have slid upon

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I don't think I'd want to rent one I would prefer a nice fresh one that only I have slid upon