A plea from your co-workers....

[LaraK]

If you tinkle on the toilet seat, please wipe it up.
If you leave another "gift", I'd appreciate a double flush.

The tissue that you use, belongs in the can.
And I'm praying to the Lord that you've washed your hands.

Because we all have to share, please note these simple rules.
We are ladies one and all, don't act like those other fools.

Thank you,
Your co-worker

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

At the hunting lodge that I worked at this winter, Lara, they had a sign above the toilets that said:

Be a man, not a kid.
Hit the toilet not the lid!

Oh, and there was another one that said:

Stand closer.
It's shorter than you think.

 

[PatsMom]

I know someone who has a sign in the bathroom that says "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

OP, your post should be required reading at my office!

 

[mdrob214]

At the hunting lodge that I worked at this winter, Lara, they had a sign above the toilets that said:

Be a man, not a kid.
Hit the toilet not the lid!

Oh, and there was another one that said:

Stand closer.
It's shorter than you think.

I am so saving these for DS (and occasionally DH)

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Amen to the first 3 posts!!!

 

[Todd&Copper]

I don't have a cute rhyme for this one, but if you clog up the toilet or cause a flood, please let someone know so maintenance can be called.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

 

[marlynnp]

I hear you! Why oh why do people not look and see if they've left any of themselves behind???

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Can we extend these rules to our kids too? I hate cleaning their bathroom. It makes me do the heebie jeebie dance just thinking about it.

 

[Ride Junkie]

I'm tempted to post a poem in our bathroom stalls:

If you make a poopie
Please flush twice
They leave skid marks in the toilet
And it isn't very nice.

One more flush won't kill you!

 

[PrincessPAC]

At the hunting lodge that I worked at this winter, Lara, they had a sign above the toilets that said:

Be a man, not a kid.
Hit the toilet not the lid!

Oh, and there was another one that said:

Stand closer.
It's shorter than you think.

Where I work, we have a "neutral" bathroom (that's how it was described in the building plans). In other words, we have to share the bathroom with the men. I would love to post these over the toilet!

I also need them at home. 3 males, 1 potty-trainer, & me? I don't stand much of a chance.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I don't stand

Exactly!!!!

 

[PrincessPAC]

Exactly!!!!

Oooh - good one!

DD doesn't understand that she has to sit down to use the bathroom. She pulls her stool over to the toilet, climbs up, & pees like a boy (well, tries to anyway). What's up with that?

 

[mdrob214]

I don't stand much of a chance.

Exactly!!!!

I so get that. I caught DS10 standing over by the sink and when asked what in the world he was doing--"I was just trying to see if I could make it from here!" Dude, that's what you do in basketball, not in the bathroom!

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Oy! He probably learned it in the basketball locker room.

 

[Sonya]

Where I used to work SOMEONE would leave their boogers all over the wall. I felt like putting up a bullseye to make it into a game. It was gross!

 

[minnieandme]

I so get that. I caught DS10 standing over by the sink and when asked what in the world he was doing--"I was just trying to see if I could make it from here!" Dude, that's what you do in basketball, not in the bathroom!

 

[LaraK]

boogers are just gross....blech!

 

[awdfan]

Can I add one? Fish should never, ever, ever, EVER go in a microwave. Ever.

 

[connorlevismom]

Where I used to work SOMEONE would leave their boogers all over the wall. I felt like putting up a bullseye to make it into a game. It was gross!

That is so GROSS!!!!!!

Kristine