A man walks into a bar....

[Rhonda]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."

 

[Just Beachy]

Hi, Rhonda!!! Great to see you!!!

 

[Rhonda]

Hi!


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[VACAMPER]

simple minds............





are you bored at work today?

 

[BRDof3]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face"?

 

[Rhonda]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face"?

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

 

[Gatordad]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.

 

[Rhonda]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.

LOLOL!

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"

 

[BRDof3]

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"

 

[BRDof3]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappears.

 

[BRDof3]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.



I'm on a roll. It's gonna be really flat when I get off it.

 

[Rhonda]

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

 

[BRDof3]

I found a couple that had to go into John's grown-up joke section.

 

[Rhonda]

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids"?

 

[RvUsa]

A string walks into a bar, and says give me a shot and a beer, the bartender looks at him and says "you are a string, we don't serve strings in here." So the sting goes out to the street, and makes one end of himself all fuzzy, and then ties himself up. He goes back into the bar and asks the bartender for a shot and a beer, the bartender looks at him, and says "aren't you the string I just threw out of here?" The strings looks at the bartender and says "no I'm a frayed knot!"

 

[BRDof3]

20 lemmings walk into a bar. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

A giraffe walks into a bar. "High balls are on me!"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"