A Lap Dance, A Thief, A Flasher, and other Magical Moments....

[puggymom]

OMG

MR Diz, you need to post more often, I would love a He Said, She Said trippie (and of course video of you dancing to the Angry Troy song )

 

[Tinkerbell1013]

I sat down, read it all tonight, laughing the whole way. I stinkin LOVE your TR! What a great writing style...you are much too funny Miz Diz. Love it!

 

[Trentmom]

Thanks for the interesting tidbit about Pirates Gift Shop!!

I love the stroller story!!

You are very gutsy and thrifty!! I love it

How is the potty training going with DD? How old is she?

 

[Trentmom]

Girls go Wld Ride is a hoot!!

Sounds like you had a great time at EMH at MK!!

I loved Mr Diz comment."How bout we all stop pretending that we like each other and go back to room?"

That guys kills me...

 

[Trentmom]

Love the mall abandoment story

I guess he was trying to get back to you with almost abandoning you at the bust stop at Disney...too bad the bus was to slow to help him...

 

[Trentmom]

Yeah!!

I did it!!

All Caught Up!!

What's next??

 

[KathyRN137]

Okay, I made you a promise, so here I am!

I'm still back on page three, though. Will continue tomorrow. Oh wait... it is tomorrow!!

Stayin' up late on the DIS again...


Kathy

 

[princessjv]

I decided to start potty training Baby Girl yesterday. She told me she wants to wear diapers and that she is a BABY! I tried bribing with M&Ms and she said she didn't want any. When I told her she was going on the potty, she ran and hid here:

Okay, the M&M's & Skittles are not working for us either. It is turning into quite an ordeal around here. GIRLS!


Okay, I'm with you...again! Mr. Diz, get off the bus and put the stroller down and carry it up for your loverly wife. I make my DH be in charge of our double wide always. Mans work

Pins glorious pins...what a fun extra special surprise...and YOU scored one in the mix. Sweet little niece.

 

[Disneyolic]

She's 2 1/2. She'll be 3 end of Jan. You think it is too soon? Her diaper is usually dry in the morning. My ds was already training at this age, but he was in daycare. I remember he was about this age and when he peed in the potty he said, "Mickey Mouse be proud cause I pee peed in potty."

Sorry it took me a while to get back. Only you really know if she is ready or not. But you know not to compare (hard to do I know). Did you read my final potty training tactic? Where I had to give Brookie a light spanking? But it worked and and she was out of the pullups totally within a few days of that. I'm not promoting the spanking but I knew she was ready and being absolutely positively stubborn and lazy. She needed a little "wakeup call".

The stroller is loaded down with 5 bags and 2 Mickey ear hats. How could they just leave me there?

I would have screamed at them to get back and help me with the stroller! Or I would have left the stroller, grabbed the bags, got on the bus and told Mr Diz to get off the bus and get the stroller NOW!

A funny story:
I guess Mr Diz finally got me back. ....

This is too funny. I can't believe you actually left. I would have threatened but don't know if I could actually do it. Kudos to you for doing it!

And I also needed to get back to the room so I could dance to the "Angry Troy" song.

What is the Angry Troy song? I know I am probably missing some big here....

 

[KathyRN137]

All caught up!

I empathize greatly with you; my autistic son has lots of OCD behaviors...

The Little Ones Magic Hour sounds truly magical; I hope they still offer it next year! That was a great shot of the kids on the carousel with Goofy!

Kathy

 

[PaMom001]

How dare everyone abandon you at the bus stop.

 

[BeadyLady]

OMG! I finally have time to read - still in that "what am I going to forget" stage.
I don't know the song.
Love DH stage name.
Thank goodness the TR is here! So funny!

 

[LurrrvtheDuck]

Ok finally caught up!

Miz Diz you and your family are hilarious!!

Some comments so far:

Love the tie dye shirts! Thanks for the link, will look into that if I ever feel creative.

@ Mr Diz dancing in the car, that was great!

Awww what a cute little lizard, I have to save those from my cats all the time.

I think you won the argument, Mr Diz was having a PMS moment there.

Where is that MK sign? Why haven't I seen it?!

What was up with that supposed DISer?

Goofy on carousel. I wanna do little ones EMH

I can't believe they left you!?!?

I cry at Wishes too.

Can't wait to hear more.

 

[ocd4disney]

Okay, the M&M's & Skittles are not working for us either. It is turning into quite an ordeal around here. GIRLS!

You think girls are bad...try BOYS!!!! DS is 3 years and 1 month and isn't trained yet. He CAN he just WON'T

This entire TR is hilarious, but.......Is the lap dance part coming up soon??

 

[Miz Diz]

OMG

MR Diz, you need to post more often, I would love a He Said, She Said trippie (and of course video of you dancing to the Angry Troy song )

I told him we should do a he said/she said TR, but he tells me he doesn't have time because HE has a job, unlike some other people.

I sat down, read it all tonight, laughing the whole way. I stinkin LOVE your TR! What a great writing style...you are much too funny Miz Diz. Love it!

thanks!

Thanks for the interesting tidbit about Pirates Gift Shop!!

I love the stroller story!!

You are very gutsy and thrifty!! I love it

How is the potty training going with DD? How old is she?

DD is 2.5 and I think she is going to win this round. I took her to Target and pointed out a bunch of stuff and told her if she uses the potty, I'll bring her back and buy her stuff. Yesterday we went to the American Girl store and she really liked the dolls - although I think she is too young for them. We told her if she uses the potty, we'll buy her one. Then later, she told us she would use the potty so she could get the baby - I thought there was hope. But last night she was telling me she wanted diapers again. Maybe I'll just go buy diapers and try again in a few months.

 

[Miz Diz]

I'm still back on page three, though. Will continue tomorrow. Oh wait... it is tomorrow!!

Stayin' up late on the DIS again...

Kathy

Don't stay up too late!

Okay, the M&M's & Skittles are not working for us either. It is turning into quite an ordeal around here. GIRLS!


Pins glorious pins...what a fun extra special surprise...and YOU scored one in the mix. Sweet little niece.

I might give up the potty training for a little while.

Sorry it took me a while to get back. Only you really know if she is ready or not. But you know not to compare (hard to do I know). Did you read my final potty training tactic? Where I had to give Brookie a light spanking? But it worked and and she was out of the pullups totally within a few days of that. I'm not promoting the spanking but I knew she was ready and being absolutely positively stubborn and lazy. She needed a little "wakeup call".

What is the Angry Troy song? I know I am probably missing some big here....

I really thought she was ready. She is completely dry almost every morning.

The "angry troy song" is "Bet On It" by Zac Efron in HSM2. The video of Mr Diz - he is dancing and singing to that.

All caught up!

I empathize greatly with you; my autistic son has lots of OCD behaviors...

The Little Ones Magic Hour sounds truly magical; I hope they still offer it next year! That was a great shot of the kids on the carousel with Goofy!

Kathy

This is the 2nd year in a row they've had the Little Ones thing. It is a must do! And they have concerts.

How dare everyone abandon you at the bus stop.

That's what I said!

I don't know the song.

The song is from High School Musical 2.

Ok finally caught up!

Miz Diz you and your family are hilarious!!

Some comments so far:

Love the tie dye shirts! Thanks for the link, will look into that if I ever feel creative.

@ Mr Diz dancing in the car, that was great!

Awww what a cute little lizard, I have to save those from my cats all the time.

I think you won the argument, Mr Diz was having a PMS moment there.

Where is that MK sign? Why haven't I seen it?!

What was up with that supposed DISer?

Goofy on carousel. I wanna do little ones EMH

I can't believe they left you!?!?

I cry at Wishes too.

Can't wait to hear more.

Thanks for reading Zorylee!

You think girls are bad...try BOYS!!!! DS is 3 years and 1 month and isn't trained yet. He CAN he just WON'T

This entire TR is hilarious, but.......Is the lap dance part coming up soon??

Lap dance is day 3. I'm getting ready to start day 2.

 

[Miz Diz]

Mandy and Jason have been lurking. Mandy reminded me that while we were at MK EMH, Mr Diz kept saying, “The next few hours will separate the men from the boys.” Meaning who can make it until 1 AM. At midnight he said he was ready to go back to the room and I said, “I guess you are a boy.” He says he proved he is a man because he made it until 1.

Since we were out so late, I gave everyone permission to sleep in a little. The plan was to leave for Epcot at about 10:30. I told everyone that today would be our Incredibles day. (No, I’m not bossy). We all had to wear our Incredibles shirts. My family has done this in the past and we always get a lot of attention and free stuff. Ham Boy was selected to help out in the confectionary at MK once and got to make Mickey Head rice crispy treats, we’ve gotten free food and special pins and lots of comments. We have a lot of fun being “The Incredibles.”

My reason for choosing Epcot was this – we had just done MK and MGM and AK had EMH today. I knew I didn’t need to pay TGM to avoid the crowds. Besides, it is Labor Day and everyone is leaving today, so none of the parks should be really crowded. And I was right. Epcot was not crowded. The perfect day to go for just a few hours.

We made it to the bus stop at about 10:30. Maybe a few minutes after. It’s hot and there is a fairly long line for the bus. Guess everyone decided to sleep in today. There is a family of 4 standing a little ways in front of us in line and 2 of them are shading themselves with umbrellas.

Mr Diz walked over to them and stood under the umbrella with the man. The man looked at Mr Diz and Mr Diz said, “It’s really hot.”
The man pointed to the building and said, “You know there is a lot of shade over there.”
Mr Diz said, “Yes, there is.” And continued to stand under the man’s umbrella.
The man said, “I see some other Incredibles over there. Maybe you should go stand over there with them.” The man turned around, trying to get Mr Diz from under his umbrella.

So what does Mr Diz do? He gets under the lady’s umbrella. He said she just looked at him and gave him an evil stare. If it was meant to get him to leave – it didn’t work. So another person in the group said, “You need to get your own umbrella.” And they pulled the umbrella away from him.

I really should have taken a picture, but I was laughing too hard.

Day 2: The Incredibles in Epcot (page 12)

 

[Hedy]

 

[Miz Diz]

When we got to Epcot, I had to stop by Guest Relations to get my DDE card. Of course, Mr Diz did not bring his ID with him. He also did not bring his Disney Visa card so that we could get in the Disney Visa Character Greet line.

When we travel “the World” I have all the bags, but Mr Diz keeps all the room keys. I never have an ID or credit card on me. He knows he is the keeper of the cards. But never fear, Mr Nice CM gave me my DDE card, even though I couldn’t prove who I was. He looked at me like I was crazy when I told him we had nothing but our room keys to prove who we were. We always charge everything to our room, I tell him.

We walked through the gates and it is approximately 11:30. We all agree that it is about time that they refurbished Spaceship Earth and they really need to do something to step it up with that attraction. We also all agree that the entrance looks terrible ever since they added those towers with people’s scary pictures on them.

First stop – we send the guys to get FPs to Soarin’ while we get in line for the Character meet and greet. Only the character meet and greet line is too long and we were not going to wait 45 minutes. So we waited for the guys. Jason laughed as he complained that his knee and hip are bothering him and Mr Diz said his back hurt, but we sent them to walk the furthest to get the FPs.

After getting FPs, we headed over to Mexico to get some lunch. I’ve read bad reviews on this CS, but Mr Diz and I really like it. Mandy and Jason both liked it, too.

After eating, we stopped at the baby care center, then walked over to Test Track. Mr Diz took Baby Girl to the dump off gift shop. Test Track said it had about a 20 minute wait, but we waited about 10. While standing in line, they show videos of crashes and crash tests. Well, this really worked Princess J up. We kept telling her it wasn’t a scary ride and she would think it was fun. We got in the little Pre ride room, where they show a video of the tests you will be doing on your Test Track Vehicle. Princess J freaked out and kept saying she didn’t want to ride and was crying. She and Jason exited, while Mandy, Ham Boy, and I rode. I didn’t ride this one the last time we visited. I forgot how much fun it is to go around that track so fast!

When we got off the ride, I stayed with Baby Girl while Mr Diz and Jason took Ham Boy back on the ride. While they were riding, I tried out the Saab convertible. Wish I could have taken it for a real spin.

Next, we went to Mission Space and rode the Green side. It was a walk on. Mr Diz and Jason stayed behind with Baby Girl. Then we headed over to Soarin. We used our fast passes, but also asked for a child swap pass. The CM gave us a child swap pass, plus she gave us a card for Baby Girl to use when she is tall enough for Soarin. She told us when Baby Girl is tall enough, bring the card and the entire party gets to go on through the Fast Pass line.

We all did Soarin’, then it was my turn to stay with Baby Girl while Mr Diz got a chance to ride. Incidently we got the 3rd row and so did Mr Diz.

Mandy wasn’t really feeling so good at this point and I was ready to go myself, but Mr Diz wanted to hang around. There was no line at the Nemo ride, so we might as well go. If there’s no line – you have to take advantage of that, right? Even if you aren’t feeling so great.

This is the only picture I could get on the ride.

Then we did Turtle Talk with Crush and that was a lot of fun. We finally left, but on the way out, we passed 2 CMs with pins, so of course we had to do some pin trading. The CMs were from the Dream Team.

On the way out, we took this photo.

We did not get any special attention from wearing our Incredibles shirts. We couldn’t believe it. I guess Epcot is not the place to be super heroes.

Next up – Dinner with Cinderella at the Grand Floridian Café.

Mr Diz explains (page 14)

 

[Hedy]

Love Baby's certificate.