Cast of Characters
Me 34 year old planner of this Disney adventure. The obsessive type when it comes to the planning, but, for the most part, willing to go with the flow when it comes time for the trip. As the story unfolds, youll probably figure out my profession too.
DW 30 something (I cant really say, can I?) non-Disney planner. It seems like most of us on DIS have a significant other that finds our Disney obsession/planning to be a disease, but realize when youre at WDW that this so-called disease is an invaluable asset to any Disney trip. Sometimes referred to as the Stick in the Mud throughout this story.
DS 6 the most reserved and reflective of the clan and, usually not the adventurous type, but that is about to change on this trip.
DS 4 ½ (not 4, but 4 ½ as he tells everyone) typically, the most easy-going, agreeable and adventurous of the bunch, but not necessarily so on this trip.
DD 2 ½ (she gets the ½ thing from her brother) this trip is about me, myself and I, and not anyone else and I will do everything in my power to remind you of this at every possible opportunity. If you too share the pleasure of such a child, you have my deepest sympathy.
A few other characters will join the plot as the story progresses.
Epilogue
When our heroes were last seen, they had completed their first trip as a family to WDW in May 2003. Two additional super heroes had accompanied the family on last years trip my mother and DWs mother. The kids were all one year younger and we outnumbered them in May 2003 4 adults to 3 kids. A piece of cake you say. Far from it. The grandmas were, to put it mildly, a complete liability. Did they take the kids on one attraction over 5 days in the Parks to allow Mom and Dad a moment to catch their breaths? NO. Did they do anything to save a nearly drowning oldest DS in the resort pool while they were responsible for watching him? NO (good thing Dad was in the area). Did they offer to watch the kids one night so that DW and I could have dinner alone or go to PI? NO. Did they abandon us on final day of last years trip to Park Hop on their own? YES (this was a blessing as we had our best day in the Parks without them). Despite my complaining, it really was nice having the grandmas on last years trip. Indeed, we invited them to join us again on our recently completed trip, but they politely declined without having to give the issue much thought. I think that when the kids are a little older they will muster the energy to tackle WDW again. What were we about to get ourselves into being outnumbered by the kids 3 to 2?!?
We had one primary objective in the months leading up to this trip. Preparing the kids, in particular, the boys (now 6 and 4 ½ (dont forget that ½)), to overcome the psychoses we inflicted upon them during last years trip. On the first day of last years trip we started out in the Magic Kingdom. All was going well as we rode Buzz and hit Tomorrow Land (I knew to stay away from Snow White). We thought maybe we could unsuspectingly sneak the kids onto Haunted Mansion, but were mistaken. Before we ever even entered the greeting area, my oldest son freaked out from the music, grave yard, etc. and BOLTED. He turned around and took off leaving us in a panic. After finding him hidden behind a turnstile we scratched HM off the list. The beginning of the end occurred 2 attractions later we were fine on the Jungle Cruise, but POC was the Be all End all for last years trip. Of course, the attraction doesnt have much a scariness factor to it at all. However, the darkness and the loud noises were all my kids needed to require intensive psychiatric intervention. They cried, shrieked and shook through the ride and every subsequent attraction over the next 5 days in MK, Epcot, AK and MGM that had the slightest amount of darkness or loud noise. Thank you POC. Notwithstanding the foregoing, we left WDW last year with some great family moments, many fond memories, and a love for our newest favorite place The Wilderness Lodge.
Before departing on our recent trip, the boys were certain that they had overcome their fears and were prepared to ride not only POC, but actually cross the threshold into the HM and enter the greeting area. You will have to read on to find out whether they maintained their brave faces. As for my DD, if you were in WDW from October 28 to November 5, I apologize for her behavior yeah, that was my 2 ½ year old you remember.
If you enjoy stories about various bodily functions, including pee, poop, and vomit, injuries to children, other guests and characters, and have any interest about a Jersey family tackling WDW during Jersey Week, read on in the days to come.
Me 34 year old planner of this Disney adventure. The obsessive type when it comes to the planning, but, for the most part, willing to go with the flow when it comes time for the trip. As the story unfolds, youll probably figure out my profession too.
DW 30 something (I cant really say, can I?) non-Disney planner. It seems like most of us on DIS have a significant other that finds our Disney obsession/planning to be a disease, but realize when youre at WDW that this so-called disease is an invaluable asset to any Disney trip. Sometimes referred to as the Stick in the Mud throughout this story.
DS 6 the most reserved and reflective of the clan and, usually not the adventurous type, but that is about to change on this trip.
DS 4 ½ (not 4, but 4 ½ as he tells everyone) typically, the most easy-going, agreeable and adventurous of the bunch, but not necessarily so on this trip.
DD 2 ½ (she gets the ½ thing from her brother) this trip is about me, myself and I, and not anyone else and I will do everything in my power to remind you of this at every possible opportunity. If you too share the pleasure of such a child, you have my deepest sympathy.
A few other characters will join the plot as the story progresses.
Epilogue
When our heroes were last seen, they had completed their first trip as a family to WDW in May 2003. Two additional super heroes had accompanied the family on last years trip my mother and DWs mother. The kids were all one year younger and we outnumbered them in May 2003 4 adults to 3 kids. A piece of cake you say. Far from it. The grandmas were, to put it mildly, a complete liability. Did they take the kids on one attraction over 5 days in the Parks to allow Mom and Dad a moment to catch their breaths? NO. Did they do anything to save a nearly drowning oldest DS in the resort pool while they were responsible for watching him? NO (good thing Dad was in the area). Did they offer to watch the kids one night so that DW and I could have dinner alone or go to PI? NO. Did they abandon us on final day of last years trip to Park Hop on their own? YES (this was a blessing as we had our best day in the Parks without them). Despite my complaining, it really was nice having the grandmas on last years trip. Indeed, we invited them to join us again on our recently completed trip, but they politely declined without having to give the issue much thought. I think that when the kids are a little older they will muster the energy to tackle WDW again. What were we about to get ourselves into being outnumbered by the kids 3 to 2?!?
We had one primary objective in the months leading up to this trip. Preparing the kids, in particular, the boys (now 6 and 4 ½ (dont forget that ½)), to overcome the psychoses we inflicted upon them during last years trip. On the first day of last years trip we started out in the Magic Kingdom. All was going well as we rode Buzz and hit Tomorrow Land (I knew to stay away from Snow White). We thought maybe we could unsuspectingly sneak the kids onto Haunted Mansion, but were mistaken. Before we ever even entered the greeting area, my oldest son freaked out from the music, grave yard, etc. and BOLTED. He turned around and took off leaving us in a panic. After finding him hidden behind a turnstile we scratched HM off the list. The beginning of the end occurred 2 attractions later we were fine on the Jungle Cruise, but POC was the Be all End all for last years trip. Of course, the attraction doesnt have much a scariness factor to it at all. However, the darkness and the loud noises were all my kids needed to require intensive psychiatric intervention. They cried, shrieked and shook through the ride and every subsequent attraction over the next 5 days in MK, Epcot, AK and MGM that had the slightest amount of darkness or loud noise. Thank you POC. Notwithstanding the foregoing, we left WDW last year with some great family moments, many fond memories, and a love for our newest favorite place The Wilderness Lodge.
Before departing on our recent trip, the boys were certain that they had overcome their fears and were prepared to ride not only POC, but actually cross the threshold into the HM and enter the greeting area. You will have to read on to find out whether they maintained their brave faces. As for my DD, if you were in WDW from October 28 to November 5, I apologize for her behavior yeah, that was my 2 ½ year old you remember.
If you enjoy stories about various bodily functions, including pee, poop, and vomit, injuries to children, other guests and characters, and have any interest about a Jersey family tackling WDW during Jersey Week, read on in the days to come.