I did a focus group tonight about a women's product and the form I filled out asked for my last menstrual period. It was in Nov 2007, when I got pregnant with DD. I'm still nursing and it hasn't started again. Yay!
The woman who was leading the group briefly read our forms before we started and she got to mine and made a comment like, "wow, how've you gotten out of it for so long?"
I said I had a baby and am nursing and she asked, "You don't have a period while you're nursing?! I never heard that! Why don't the breastfeeding ads mention THAT convenient fact? I'd be willing to have saggy ****s to avoid my period for a year."
All the other women were moms, and one woman said, "The ****s get saggy whether you breastfeed or not. Pregnancy deflates them!" and another woman said, "I don't know, mine were pretty saggy before having babies. Now they're saggy and flat as a pancake."
A third woman said, "Mine were nice before and after nursing. But they got blisters and bled trying to get the baby to nurse, and that was before he started to bite." The look on the leader's face was priceless - like maybe we were talking her out of procreating altogether!
I was almost crying I laughed so hard!
The woman who was leading the group briefly read our forms before we started and she got to mine and made a comment like, "wow, how've you gotten out of it for so long?"
I said I had a baby and am nursing and she asked, "You don't have a period while you're nursing?! I never heard that! Why don't the breastfeeding ads mention THAT convenient fact? I'd be willing to have saggy ****s to avoid my period for a year."
All the other women were moms, and one woman said, "The ****s get saggy whether you breastfeed or not. Pregnancy deflates them!" and another woman said, "I don't know, mine were pretty saggy before having babies. Now they're saggy and flat as a pancake."
A third woman said, "Mine were nice before and after nursing. But they got blisters and bled trying to get the baby to nurse, and that was before he started to bite." The look on the leader's face was priceless - like maybe we were talking her out of procreating altogether!
I was almost crying I laughed so hard!