A funny Prayer

[Jasminesmommy]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

 

[Sparx]

Dear Lord,
Times are hard. My paitence runs weak. I pray that you can put your arm around my shoulder and your other hand over my mouth.