A cop parked outside a bar...

[Charade]

sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in five different cars until he finds the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away. The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0. "This thing must be busted" says the officer. "Nah, it's fine" the guys says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy".

 

[disneymom3]

Didn't see that one coming at all!

 

[Aidensmom]

The real drunks know better than to park in the bar parking lot.

 

[Sparx]