A cockroach biting my butt.... The End 7/21 #285

[Mr._The_King]

Oh MY! You are a crack up!! What great stories!!!

Love the details - and I appreciate your time writing them down!

Leah

Thank you for saying so

U crack me up! I don't laugh much, but each time you post my hubby wants to know what in the world I'm laughing about. I love your trip report, post an update soon!!!!!

Update is here

OMG!!! This is so funny. My DD keeps looking at me and asking what's so funny.

I get that look a lot

You are one funny potty-fightin' trip report writer! It's so funny that your kids favorite ride is the tram. Too bad all those babies beat them to it. Not fair Wah!!

I think I missed your previous installment...going back to read right now. Looking forward to more laughs!

I hope you laughed

More please!

Done

Count me as another person waiting on pins & needles for more TR!
I also have to say that you do have a talent of writing!
I LOVE your sense of humor!!!!
Maybe you can post some of your trips pics?

I am so glad you like my humor. I put it out there and cross my fingers.
Some pics posted. I can't decide if I should pull a Zzub or not with the pictures.

I'm loving this report! Thank you so much for this Sunday morning read!

You are welcome, thanks for saying you enjoyed it

Good trip report. Enjoying the writing. Can't wait until we do it!

You will have so much fun

HI!
I'm really enjoying your TR!! and looking forward to your next chapter! Do you have any pics?
Rhonda

Pics for you

TOO funny!!! I can't wait to hear more! Tram rides...terrifying toilets...my DD6 would fit right in!

Our girls can tell horror stories about toliets

wHERE DID YOU GO???!!

As a fellow Master's-persuer I respectfully ask that you allow Mr. The King his time. (LIke 5 more minutes then kick his butt off)

He is a big baby

Mr. The King needs to get his priorities in order!!!! OK, I guess we can wait ... but tell him to HURRY UP!!!!!

I think I will take over his id and make him be Cinderella's twin

Your TR is soooo funny! I'm laughing out loud by myself while reading about your adventures with the no room at the inn drive, the night time cockroaches and the funniest had to be the bathroom/toilet/germ show going on in the Disney bathroom! Your children must laugh alot having you for their mom!

Oh, they laugh a lot

 

[Tinkbellfan]

Home sick today and your TR has made me laugh. Thank you and keep it coming!

 

[pooksma]

 

[SunKat]

Another very funny installment Mrs. The King!! I totally know what you mean about the backwards part in Spaceship Earth. I swear, everytime we go on that ride, it feels like my tailbone is getting crushed into that hard plastic seat. Naturally, at that point is when the ride is always "momentarily stopped" oww, oww, OWW! Whoa, the wait was 1 1/2 hours? We've always walked right on that ride.

Just as I was looking forward to trying those sugared almonds everyone is always raving about, horrors, they've been discontinued? How. Dare. They. I wonder if the almond people know about this?

Can't wait for more!

 

[slyjly]

I really love you TR You have a wonderfully colorful way of expressing yourself Thank you for sharing it with us. I can't wait for the next installment

 

[Chris]

I was SO excited to log on a see a new installment mrs the Kings!

my dh is also afraid of drive-thrus! lol!!!

LOVE your TR!

 

[allysmom1218]

This is one of the best trip reports I have ever read. I even read it to my 21 yr old DD who thought it was hilarious esp the part about the Girls at the car wash. I think she was just jealous because her Girls are still TODDLERS!!!

 

[Mr._The_King]

This is one of the best trip reports I have ever read. I even read it to my 21 yr old DD who thought it was hilarious esp the part about the Girls at the car wash. I think she was just jealous because her Girls are still TODDLERS!!!

The girls are still afraid of the car wash

I was SO excited to log on a see a new installment mrs the Kings!

my dh is also afraid of drive-thrus! lol!!!

LOVE your TR!

There are more of them out there? We need to get a support group going

Home sick today and your TR has made me laugh. Thank you and keep it coming!

I am glad I could help

Another very funny installment Mrs. The King!! I totally know what you mean about the backwards part in Spaceship Earth. I swear, everytime we go on that ride, it feels like my tailbone is getting crushed into that hard plastic seat. Naturally, at that point is when the ride is always "momentarily stopped" oww, oww, OWW! Whoa, the wait was 1 1/2 hours? We've always walked right on that ride.

Just as I was looking forward to trying those sugared almonds everyone is always raving about, horrors, they've been discontinued? How. Dare. They. I wonder if the almond people know about this?

Can't wait for more!

I want more almonds. Maybe I can get Mr. The King to try and make them in the kitchen.

I really love you TR You have a wonderfully colorful way of expressing yourself Thank you for sharing it with us. I can't wait for the next installment

colorful is a nice way of saying crazy, right?

 

[puggymom]

OMG!!!!

I finally got caught up.


Love a good bathroom story. (Hint, I read on the Dis somewhere that if you use post it notes on the sensor, you can avoid the auto flush, have no idea if this is true or not, but I read it on the DIs, so it must be true )

 

[Ellasgirls]

OMGoodness...I have never laughed that hard by myself EVER! Reading about you and dd in the toilet was the funniest thing I have EVER read! My face hurts so bad! Thank you! You must have gotten your gift from your grandfather

 

[Ellasgirls]

Oh my belly still hurts from laughing so hard last night and I woke up giggling, thinking about the toilets and the "lady" in Spaceship Earth...my husband officially thinks I have lost it, but he hasn't read it YET. This is the best ab workout yet! Can't wait for the next chapter to start! Thank you!!!

 

[Ellasgirls]

please update again....I need my daily workout

 

[Mr._The_King]

OMG!!!!

I finally got caught up.


Love a good bathroom story. (Hint, I read on the Dis somewhere that if you use post it notes on the sensor, you can avoid the auto flush, have no idea if this is true or not, but I read it on the DIs, so it must be true )

Good Idea! With my luck the toliet would just suck it down

OMGoodness...I have never laughed that hard by myself EVER! Reading about you and dd in the toilet was the funniest thing I have EVER read! My face hurts so bad! Thank you! You must have gotten your gift from your grandfather

That post was wonderful, thank you so much for comparing me to my Grandpa

Oh my belly still hurts from laughing so hard last night and I woke up giggling, thinking about the toilets and the "lady" in Spaceship Earth...my husband officially thinks I have lost it, but he hasn't read it YET. This is the best ab workout yet! Can't wait for the next chapter to start! Thank you!!!

I am so thrilled you laughed so much! It makes my day to know, thank you

please update again....I need my daily workout

I need my finger workout too I will get typing soon

 

[DebIreland]

self propelled platforms. They just freak him out and you can’t count on him.

ME TOO!!! I was terrified on the Tomorrowland Transit Authority cause of the moving platform. My 2 year old ran past me with glee while I tried with all my might to keep myself upright. Pathetic, I know.

Then PC asks, “Why does that lady behind us keep apologizing to you?” “That is your father sweetheart,” I say with wet pants.

PC is crawling up my other side in an attempt to get back in utero.

Too funny!!! You're killing me here.......

 

[disneyaddicted]

Funny funny funeeeeeeeeeeeee! you need to have your own show on T.V. I would be a faithful watcher!! Keep it coming, I love it!

 

[TammySB]

This is the best trip report I have read! You are so funny!! Cant wait to read the rest! Keep up the good work!

 

[susieq76]

The Arch! It was my boys favorite move... I remember it so clearly... My body hurts thinking about it!

More Please!

 

[Twingle]

Oh my goodness, you are terrific! Soo, soo, sooooooo funny. I would dearly love to go to Disney with you - and by the way, your DH and mine could be twins. How do they get their voices to go that high? And I love that you found yourself in Disney. I'll have to try that on my DH and see if we can *finally* purchase ourselves at Epcot.

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

You are so funny!! I have read these chapters a few times each and every single time I am LAUGHING SO HARD. You are truly gifted!

 

[Ellasgirls]

Oh please, please, please come back and finish the story...I need a good laugh...the past couple days have been tough!