A 3 hour tour! A 3 hour tour!

[rosiep]

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?


To knock the wieners off the smart ones. ...

 

[rpmdfw]

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?


To knock the *****es off the smart ones. ...

HAHA!

You can't tell your sexist joke on the DIS!

Who's the "smart one" now?

 

[rosiep]

Wrong! It censored ***** cause it doesn't want any on this board!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[wallyb]

To knock the wieners off the smart ones. ...

Now that's just mean spirited -
Attacking Robs Fur baby - Poor Tulliver.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

I was totally going to comment along these lines, your visual presentation is much more effective though. I salute the sharpness of your mind, especially in someone your age.

Including you?

In the words of Katy Perry:

"I kissed a girl and I liked it . . . blah blah blah, Don't mean I'm in love tonight."

 

[rosiep]

Now that's just mean spirited -
Attacking Robs Fur baby - Poor Tulliver.

If Tulliver's male he's fair game! Just like the rest of you DAWGS.

 

[rpmdfw]

If Tulliver's male he's fair game! Just like the rest of you DAWGS.

You keep away from my DOG! And he's not strictly speaking male anymore. Poor little guy.

But back away, lady! And for the love of god, put some clothes on!

 

[wallyb]

I was totally going to comment along these lines, your visual presentation is much more effective though. I salute the sharpness of your mind, especially in someone your age.

Hope you're all set with those swimming lessons in Feb.
You're going in.

 

[Jeff90]

Yikes! I just caught up on this thread!! Y'all are nuts!!! LOL! But I love it...

So Jenn and Nelson are coming? I hope so!! Or did I just read it wrong...

How will you deal with 4 carolina men in the same room?

Well....back in the days when I was at ECU...it was simple.....

Oh we should have a Sweet Tea contest!


Here is my entry! On the rocks! Slice of lemon please!

That would be fun...Jon wins hands down...he makes the best!

I've never slept with a hair stylist from North Carolina Before.
Plenty of Jons though

Well then - I'll be able to check that off the list.

Hey Now...back away!

I was happy to see that escargot is once again being offered from the French booth at the Food & Wine Festival this year! I'll be having them at least once a week!

And I had some excellent escargot on the Disney Wonder, so I'm sure they'll have it on the Magic as well. So you should be all set for snails on the boat, Wally.

I love it too! Rob, we are gonna have to plan to meet during the week we are there....you will have to show us the ropes! Its our 1st Food and Wine Festival!

My DH is a hairdresser from NJ, but I've never been with one from NC...
Firefly with MIke's Hard Lemonade. Could call it a Drunken Arnold Palmer.

One thing in common with this the love of high hair....where in NJ? I have a close friend in Pt. Pleasant....

No beer for this queer.

I love you Wally.....

Girls will you stop.
I think I need my motion sickness pills NOW!

I think I have something for that in my bag....just check a pill book to make sure you are getting the right thing.....

We're all gonna need those pills when we meet!

*Everybody turns and looks at Jeff*

I know you that picture... That is why I chose it!

I love your pics in your siggy Jenn...too cute!

They don't scare me!
Repulse yes, scare . . .not so much.

Actually, I find them welcoming and a place to find comfort.....

I don't think I even know what we are talking about anymore. And really, I am not sure I WANT to know!

I know! Im there with ya....I just jump in!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Hope you're all set with those swimming lessons in Feb.
You're going in.

I'll have you know I can swim like a mermaid

A very heavy mermaid made out of lead, but a mermaid none the less.

And what? That was a compliment

maybe a slightly teensy back-handed one, but still a compliment

 

[rosiep]

I'll have you know I can swim like a mermaid

A very heavy mermaid made out of lead, but a mermaid none the less.

And what? That was a compliment

maybe a slightly teensy back-handed one, but still a compliment

On the other hand, since I come with my own floatation devices I can insult with confidence!

 

[rpmdfw]

I love it too! Rob, we are gonna have to plan to meet during the week we are there....you will have to show us the ropes! Its our 1st Food and Wine Festival!

I'll be happy to show you the ropes!

And I'll teach you about the F&W Festival, too . . . .

 

[rosiep]

I'll be happy to show you the ropes!

And I'll teach you about the F&W Festival, too . . . .

Oh Rob! You tiger you! I like it when you're feisty.

 

[rpmdfw]

Oh Rob! You tiger you! I like it when you're feisty.

I'm still not talking to you. You're the scary lady who threatened to smack Tolliver (and didn't even spell his name right!)

Please, go stand over there where you can't bother anyone.


And put some clothes on!

 

[OrlandoMike]

I'll be happy to show you the ropes!

Just make sure you find a beam in the ceiling! It's not fun when that dry wall comes tumbling down on ya!

 

[wallyb]

I'll have you know I can swim like a mermaid

A very heavy mermaid made out of lead, but a mermaid none the less.

And what? That was a compliment

maybe a slightly teensy back-handed one, but still a compliment

Maybe someone will perform
Mouth to SMART Mouth Resuscitation on you.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

And I'll teach you about the F&W Festival, too . . . .

I still have scars from the last time someone showed me the ropes

 

[rpmdfw]

Just make sure you find a beam in the ceiling! It's not fun when that dry wall comes tumbling down on ya!

I've learned that if you take the futon matress off, the frame is very useful for tying . . . things down. And no damage to the walls! or ceilings . . .

 

[wallyb]

Oh Rob! You tiger you! I like it when you're feisty.

I think you mean "randy"

 

[rpmdfw]

I still have scars from the last time someone showed me the ropes

Oh, poor Luis!

It sounds like they were using the wrong kind of rope! The soft nylon ropes don't leave a mark.