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Mom to a Cockapoo!
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Here goes a trip report! 6 days of interesting mishaps on a mother daughter adventure
August 24-29th at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa
Cast
Me- 23 year old lover of Disney. Last trip was 5 years ago, love to travel and experience different things. Planner of everything down to what time we get up, they let me so I did it. Stressed to the max planning this trip, everything had to go well and by the end I had given up and just started to frequent the pool bar.
Mom- Easy going this trip was for her girls and she just wanted us to have a good time. Has a great time with her daughters loves stepping out of the box do not do something stupid in front of her she will point it out.
Sis- 21 just turned 21 and wanted to drink around the world. Decided it was ok for her to talk to bf the entire trip, hates its a small world loves tower of terror. College track star so she was the designated fastpass runner, very good to have one!
Day One-
Early flight because I have to maximize bonding time and magical time on this vacation not an ounce is to be wasted haha like that is ever going to be the case. So off to the air port at 5am Siss BF was watching the dog and being our transportation for the week. The dog well he is 13 years old and is a baby killed us to leave him but this vacation was for us and no one not even our precious pup was going to hold us back! Ok so heading for the airport coffee is needed and well we have been dieting since February and I do not think I had had a doughnut in over a year so that is breakfast, kick off the vacation calories. We were worried about the caloric intake in Disney we are trying to live new lives that includes being healthy and being on major exercise plans. But it is vacation and so help me if anyone makes a comment about what I am eating, if they do they will have to carry the backpack for the rest of the week!
Oh no traffic on the way to Boston time to chug the coffee before we get into the airport, I will regret that with heart burn later. Well I am a over planner and am very focused on the task at hand, mom and sis are in vacation brain mode that operates at half the speed normally!! Great!
Ok check in and of course some one is over weight on their suit case not me I took the smallest and probably packed the lightest. Mom she has the kitchen sink in her suit case snacks powered Gatorade water bottles and anything that would not fit in my suit case. First money of the vacation spent on the little red tag that says mom is 8lbs over weight nice. Ok, to security not too much of a line but the business people that surround us look like they are going to kill the 3 women in their vacation gear, crocs included if they take too long going through security. We have bracelets that you have to unscrew so they do not set off the alarms, and they do set them off every time if they are not unscrewed if any one knows why Cape Cod bracelets do this we would like to know. Anyways I am hauling my bag trying to remind mom and sis to unscrew remind mom to take off her shoes get the bags though the check point and gather us all up. God bless anyone doing this with small children it was hard enough with a 21 and 51 year old!! And now the lines for coffee are miles long and we wait for our flight. Not bad timing every one is organized and we are ready to go. Nice plane old song one with TVs. We get flying and it was a bumpy ride, I have been on worse but the pilot announced that everyone was to be seated so those who had a parching thirst from chugging hot coffee for the 2nd time that morning were left without beverages until finally they came though the isles and threw you a tiny bottle of water and a granola bar. Lovely by the time we land that granola bar was like throwing a pebble in the ocean of my stomach. Oh well at least we could watch the Today show. To anyone on that flight we apologies for my mother who acted like the world was collapsing every time her music was stopped for the announcements to come on it was quite amusing!
We land I have not relaxed yet that is impossible what is also impossible is the secret treasure map that should be given out to find magical express. Yes it is easy to get to but you are off a flight in a heard of people a few signs would be nice we saw people asking for directions at every turning point. We find the ME area not so magical and we wait in line where we are informed only one person can stand in line the others can go relax yes relax in the 6 chairs down there for about 100 people. In the time it took me to get though that line mom and sis could have collected out luggage because we then waited about 15/20 mins for a bus to the magic kingdom area resorts.
I am getting anxious waiting for the bus will everything be all set will be get to the Grand Floridian and they banish us to the basement, will our requests be met, possibly an upgrade?? That and I get car sick so it was not a nice bus ride but it was the moment of the trip when the little boy sitting next to us announces that this bus ride is not very magical because there are TVs with nothing on them it was priceless because he was asleep 5mins later.
Arrival at the resort, the sky has turned a lovely shade of gray by now afternoon showers are on their way. We are greeted and shown to the front desk to check in. Well of course our requests are not noted they had a room for us a dormer room but it was smoking and the smell we just could not take for a week so they will get us a non smoking room but apparently it will take an act of congress to do so. First time of the vacation mom lets the pit-bull inside her out when it took close to 4 hours for them to get us a cleaned room. Every time we went to the desk we were told 20mins go enjoy the parks they would call our cell. Well it was pouring and we were not going to head to the soaked parks without knowing we had a place to come back to. Again promised in 20mins and again until we believe the desk manager would just hide when he saw mom heading to the desk. Ok room ready now not original number next over ok 7122 Conch Key first floor nice location quiet end of the building view of shrubs narccoossees and some of the lagoon and steps from the boat dock. Ok nice room finally no upgrade thats fine did not expect it but when we mentioned siss birthday would have liked some response but it appears all notes on our reservation were missing or looked over. Ok nothing witty about that afternoon I basically stressed so much I am surprised I did not pass out. To which I heard the word relax a million times from mom and sis. We were off to Raglan Road for dinner so the prospect of shopping at Downtown Disney and some beer were getting me through the afternoon. It was still raining lovely I was not turning myself into an oven in those ponchos I would rather be wet. Dinner was great save that stuff for the Dining Review bords.
The problem with our first night was the heart palpitations I got when I saw the mass of humanity at Downtown Disney. I thought that is it they give away free dining and the herds of people come on down. I mean you could not comfortably walk without having to keep dodging people losing your family and being given Ackley tendon checks by every stroller in the place. We attempted the world of Disney and I was watching mom and sis like they were 5 year old children I was afraid to lose. We did have some fun in the store sis being 21 needed a Tinkerbelle wand and the 20min wait in line to check out followed. There were just people everywhere in every store. And then there are those people who do not believe in personal space and believe it is perfectly fine at 9pm when it is still 85 degrees out to invade that personal space. To be fair I think it is an American thing to have 2 feet of personal space but it does not matter if your kid is swapping sweat with me just to look at a magnet you are freaking me out so just step back the tacky magnet will still be there in 2 seconds when I step away from you! It was so crowded and hot that night that I never got to enjoy my cigar from the cigar shop in February it was lovely to have in august I would have annoyed myself.
Finally we hike back to the market place to catch the bus because I made us walk to burn of the Guinness. Wait a few for a bus and we prepare to board, we are hot, wet, tired and just want to sit on the nice cool bus. There we are first inline to get on the bus, it comes the doors open I pause for the appropriate time to allow others to exit and I make my move only to have it stopped by the doors of the bus swallowing my leg and arm!! Ok they close hard people and I could not free myself. There I am left leg right arm in the door of the bus. People are staring I hear my mom on the phone with my aunt say got to go she has her leg stuck in a bus door! nice hu? Well in what feels like 20mins the doors are open again and I stand in embarrassment being asked if I need medical attention. I dont know can they fix a bruised ego at this clinic you speak of? Apparently the bus driver in training turned the bus off as I was entering causing the doors to make friends with my limbs. Where was the guy training him?? Chatting with another bus driver hope it was a chat was good and was worthy of a heap of embarrassment and a nice bruise!!!
I now have to sit on a bus with these people going to the Wilderness Lodge and the Grand Floridian who just saw me get my leg eaten by a door. The worst thing we were the only ones going to the Grand Floridian so the bus empties and the driver must think great door girl is still here and continues to ask if I need medical attention no you need a head examination for closing the door on me! Wishes had just started as the bus pulled up we watched from the marina music was hard to hear because all the good spots were taken but it is a lovely place to sit with a drink and snack and watch the castle turn colors and see the fireworks!
So I sulk off to our room (turn down service is lovely nice to come back to something cozy and welcoming) hopping for a better second day in the world, and no more injuries to be heard of fingers crossed.
Day Two- Animal Kingdom (I think the animals are more amused with us)
August 24-29th at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa
Cast
Me- 23 year old lover of Disney. Last trip was 5 years ago, love to travel and experience different things. Planner of everything down to what time we get up, they let me so I did it. Stressed to the max planning this trip, everything had to go well and by the end I had given up and just started to frequent the pool bar.
Mom- Easy going this trip was for her girls and she just wanted us to have a good time. Has a great time with her daughters loves stepping out of the box do not do something stupid in front of her she will point it out.
Sis- 21 just turned 21 and wanted to drink around the world. Decided it was ok for her to talk to bf the entire trip, hates its a small world loves tower of terror. College track star so she was the designated fastpass runner, very good to have one!
Day One-
Early flight because I have to maximize bonding time and magical time on this vacation not an ounce is to be wasted haha like that is ever going to be the case. So off to the air port at 5am Siss BF was watching the dog and being our transportation for the week. The dog well he is 13 years old and is a baby killed us to leave him but this vacation was for us and no one not even our precious pup was going to hold us back! Ok so heading for the airport coffee is needed and well we have been dieting since February and I do not think I had had a doughnut in over a year so that is breakfast, kick off the vacation calories. We were worried about the caloric intake in Disney we are trying to live new lives that includes being healthy and being on major exercise plans. But it is vacation and so help me if anyone makes a comment about what I am eating, if they do they will have to carry the backpack for the rest of the week!
Oh no traffic on the way to Boston time to chug the coffee before we get into the airport, I will regret that with heart burn later. Well I am a over planner and am very focused on the task at hand, mom and sis are in vacation brain mode that operates at half the speed normally!! Great!
Ok check in and of course some one is over weight on their suit case not me I took the smallest and probably packed the lightest. Mom she has the kitchen sink in her suit case snacks powered Gatorade water bottles and anything that would not fit in my suit case. First money of the vacation spent on the little red tag that says mom is 8lbs over weight nice. Ok, to security not too much of a line but the business people that surround us look like they are going to kill the 3 women in their vacation gear, crocs included if they take too long going through security. We have bracelets that you have to unscrew so they do not set off the alarms, and they do set them off every time if they are not unscrewed if any one knows why Cape Cod bracelets do this we would like to know. Anyways I am hauling my bag trying to remind mom and sis to unscrew remind mom to take off her shoes get the bags though the check point and gather us all up. God bless anyone doing this with small children it was hard enough with a 21 and 51 year old!! And now the lines for coffee are miles long and we wait for our flight. Not bad timing every one is organized and we are ready to go. Nice plane old song one with TVs. We get flying and it was a bumpy ride, I have been on worse but the pilot announced that everyone was to be seated so those who had a parching thirst from chugging hot coffee for the 2nd time that morning were left without beverages until finally they came though the isles and threw you a tiny bottle of water and a granola bar. Lovely by the time we land that granola bar was like throwing a pebble in the ocean of my stomach. Oh well at least we could watch the Today show. To anyone on that flight we apologies for my mother who acted like the world was collapsing every time her music was stopped for the announcements to come on it was quite amusing!
We land I have not relaxed yet that is impossible what is also impossible is the secret treasure map that should be given out to find magical express. Yes it is easy to get to but you are off a flight in a heard of people a few signs would be nice we saw people asking for directions at every turning point. We find the ME area not so magical and we wait in line where we are informed only one person can stand in line the others can go relax yes relax in the 6 chairs down there for about 100 people. In the time it took me to get though that line mom and sis could have collected out luggage because we then waited about 15/20 mins for a bus to the magic kingdom area resorts.
I am getting anxious waiting for the bus will everything be all set will be get to the Grand Floridian and they banish us to the basement, will our requests be met, possibly an upgrade?? That and I get car sick so it was not a nice bus ride but it was the moment of the trip when the little boy sitting next to us announces that this bus ride is not very magical because there are TVs with nothing on them it was priceless because he was asleep 5mins later.
Arrival at the resort, the sky has turned a lovely shade of gray by now afternoon showers are on their way. We are greeted and shown to the front desk to check in. Well of course our requests are not noted they had a room for us a dormer room but it was smoking and the smell we just could not take for a week so they will get us a non smoking room but apparently it will take an act of congress to do so. First time of the vacation mom lets the pit-bull inside her out when it took close to 4 hours for them to get us a cleaned room. Every time we went to the desk we were told 20mins go enjoy the parks they would call our cell. Well it was pouring and we were not going to head to the soaked parks without knowing we had a place to come back to. Again promised in 20mins and again until we believe the desk manager would just hide when he saw mom heading to the desk. Ok room ready now not original number next over ok 7122 Conch Key first floor nice location quiet end of the building view of shrubs narccoossees and some of the lagoon and steps from the boat dock. Ok nice room finally no upgrade thats fine did not expect it but when we mentioned siss birthday would have liked some response but it appears all notes on our reservation were missing or looked over. Ok nothing witty about that afternoon I basically stressed so much I am surprised I did not pass out. To which I heard the word relax a million times from mom and sis. We were off to Raglan Road for dinner so the prospect of shopping at Downtown Disney and some beer were getting me through the afternoon. It was still raining lovely I was not turning myself into an oven in those ponchos I would rather be wet. Dinner was great save that stuff for the Dining Review bords.
The problem with our first night was the heart palpitations I got when I saw the mass of humanity at Downtown Disney. I thought that is it they give away free dining and the herds of people come on down. I mean you could not comfortably walk without having to keep dodging people losing your family and being given Ackley tendon checks by every stroller in the place. We attempted the world of Disney and I was watching mom and sis like they were 5 year old children I was afraid to lose. We did have some fun in the store sis being 21 needed a Tinkerbelle wand and the 20min wait in line to check out followed. There were just people everywhere in every store. And then there are those people who do not believe in personal space and believe it is perfectly fine at 9pm when it is still 85 degrees out to invade that personal space. To be fair I think it is an American thing to have 2 feet of personal space but it does not matter if your kid is swapping sweat with me just to look at a magnet you are freaking me out so just step back the tacky magnet will still be there in 2 seconds when I step away from you! It was so crowded and hot that night that I never got to enjoy my cigar from the cigar shop in February it was lovely to have in august I would have annoyed myself.
Finally we hike back to the market place to catch the bus because I made us walk to burn of the Guinness. Wait a few for a bus and we prepare to board, we are hot, wet, tired and just want to sit on the nice cool bus. There we are first inline to get on the bus, it comes the doors open I pause for the appropriate time to allow others to exit and I make my move only to have it stopped by the doors of the bus swallowing my leg and arm!! Ok they close hard people and I could not free myself. There I am left leg right arm in the door of the bus. People are staring I hear my mom on the phone with my aunt say got to go she has her leg stuck in a bus door! nice hu? Well in what feels like 20mins the doors are open again and I stand in embarrassment being asked if I need medical attention. I dont know can they fix a bruised ego at this clinic you speak of? Apparently the bus driver in training turned the bus off as I was entering causing the doors to make friends with my limbs. Where was the guy training him?? Chatting with another bus driver hope it was a chat was good and was worthy of a heap of embarrassment and a nice bruise!!!
I now have to sit on a bus with these people going to the Wilderness Lodge and the Grand Floridian who just saw me get my leg eaten by a door. The worst thing we were the only ones going to the Grand Floridian so the bus empties and the driver must think great door girl is still here and continues to ask if I need medical attention no you need a head examination for closing the door on me! Wishes had just started as the bus pulled up we watched from the marina music was hard to hear because all the good spots were taken but it is a lovely place to sit with a drink and snack and watch the castle turn colors and see the fireworks!
So I sulk off to our room (turn down service is lovely nice to come back to something cozy and welcoming) hopping for a better second day in the world, and no more injuries to be heard of fingers crossed.
Day Two- Animal Kingdom (I think the animals are more amused with us)