Yes Enna that's me with the really expensive turlet

After seven, yes count 'em, seven visits, the turlet is fixed. It took another new tank to finally fix the leak but it's done. While the plumber was here one of the times removing the old toilet, he was telling us the many times teens shove things done toilets that they don't want their parents to know about. He then left and went to get tools out of his truck. Immediately me & DH turn to our kids and say if you put anything down there tell us NOW!! No, no they both say, and we hold our breath. Plumber removes toilet turns it on it's side and says "I got something" I SWEAR the legs just about went out from beneath me. My husband says "something bad"? Plumber says wait, wait (while we are dying) wait, what the heck is it? Oh it's a pen. Me & DH: Sigh of relief.
Now, it's not that we don't trust our kids, but they are teenagers, and I do try to keep one big toe in the real world. But I kept thinking to myself. What in the world would a teen flush down a toilet.
All's well that ends well!